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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/834976882244399105

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

shiksa posted:

trumps gotta be completely compromised because no one should have such a boner for a failed state like russia
plenty of conservatives have Putin boners, they're just morons that don't know a drat thing about what's going on over there

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

a helpful bear posted:

drat guys just buy some popovs

they can't even afford the popov which is why they do poo poo like spread shoe polish on toast and then put the polish-covered toast over a glass of water to let the water absorb all the volatile substances

that's not a joke

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





big sharia jeb malmo [verified checkmark]

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
that boy ain't right

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

well yeah obv but you gotta have thr youth time first and you should make it :krad: if you have the opportunity

I did, but there are many ways to make your youth :krad: imo.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Squizzle posted:

big sharia jeb malmo [verified checkmark]

don't let milo see it

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

murked by dragon posted:

lol russians even bathe in liquor

I personally give myself another six months til booze baths. Gotta get a tub first

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

America is a tune. It must be sung together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3bfOl91RQ

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Schnorkles posted:

I did, but there are many ways to make your youth :krad: imo.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

bro pair loves making GBS threads on people who have no power to do anything

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Obama did care, once.

Then the whole "being president for 8 years happened" and now he probably just has a grim emptiness.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

SpaceGoku posted:

they can't even afford the popov which is why they do poo poo like spread shoe polish on toast and then put the polish-covered toast over a glass of water to let the water absorb all the volatile substances

that's not a joke

i wish trump, bannon, miller, and jimmy fallon would share a fresh bottle of shoe polish

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
gently caress state legislators are grim and cynical after a few years of passing bills for a state of 800,000 people.

i can't imagine what being president does to you

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

Obama did care, once.

Then the whole "being president for 8 years happened" and now he probably just has a grim emptiness.

then we elected trump!

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
according to the right wing oabam cares a lot and is simultaneously planning a caliphate and also coordianting with the cia to take down tormp[

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

CortezFantastic posted:

bro pair loves making GBS threads on people who have no power to do anything

Barack Obama, noted man with no power over the Democratic party

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Holy gently caress this isn't an old tweet it's 4 hours old
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/834916167177371648
Lol a second martial law threat

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/834605654564290560

help i'm stuck in the drained swamp and i cant find any water, i'm dying

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

a helpful bear posted:

according to the right wing oabam cares a lot and is simultaneously planning a caliphate and also coordianting with the cia to take down tormp[

that's why he stole all the white house computers

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

CortezFantastic posted:

bro pair loves making GBS threads on people who have no power to do anything

I've spent 8 years hearing how Obama can't actually do anything and a goddamn idiot shows up and blows everything he did up and we're still talking about how he cant do anything

Come the gently caress on let's just stop pretending politicians don't have power

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Poor Russians drink bath oil

Poor Americans snort bath salts

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i mean i know obama hosed us and blah blah blah but if i was the guy i'd be feeling pissed enough that the US elected Trump that i'd try to leave the place and let bannon destroy the country too.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





you mock him but when the glaciers come his decision to convert his youth-energies into layers of insulating blubber wont seem so foolish or unattractive

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
obama used all of his power to conceal his hideous dark wings and large horns

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sir Tonk posted:

Barack Obama, noted man with no power over the Democratic party

yeah tgats why we didnt get the public option

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Grondoth posted:

I've spent 8 years hearing how Obama can't actually do anything and a goddamn idiot shows up and blows everything he did up and we're still talking about how he cant do anything

Come the gently caress on let's just stop pretending politicians don't have power

trump.. actually has done like nothing, and most of obama's legacy is still standing..?

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


u can heat your home with the warmth of this take

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i really hate the song "the weight" by the band

can i blame trump on that song somehow

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Trump has literally signed 4 EO's of any substance, most of them bad, and has signed two bills which are not actual bills but striking down recently promulgated rules via the CRA. Those agencies will make new rules that address the same concerns soonesh

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Schnorkles posted:

trump.. actually has done like nothing, and most of obama's legacy is still standing..?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Grey Fox posted:

Poor Russians drink bath oil

Poor Americans snort bath salts

your no yakov smirnoff, let me tell you what

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

yeah tgats why we didnt get the public option

Liiieeebberrrmaannnn :argh:

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

Grondoth posted:

I've spent 8 years hearing how Obama can't actually do anything and a goddamn idiot shows up and blows everything he did up and we're still talking about how he cant do anything

Come the gently caress on let's just stop pretending politicians don't have power

Obama did a lot more than Trump has done, actually.

This "insane pace" narrative is pure bullshit. The difference is that Trump has made it into a media circus, so people are actually paying attention.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Sir Tonk posted:

Barack Obama, noted man with no power over the Democratic party

The gently caress can he do, right now. Honestly.

I am leftist as hell but people love making GBS threads on Obama or Hillary when if they were out doing something they'd be crying for them to go away. It's totally BS

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i would approach kene bone and call him ad ork but im afraid he would take my sick burn in strid eand rise up from his chair and say

"welcome to the ken bone own zone"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sir Tonk posted:

that's why he stole all the white house computers

and light switches

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

Trump has literally signed 4 EO's of any substance, most of them bad, and has signed two bills which are not actual bills but striking down recently promulgated rules via the CRA. Those agencies will make new rules that address the same concerns soonesh

but they have to remove two rules for every new rule, orklers!

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the whitehouse has no employees and can't actually do anything because no one wants to work for trump but bannon is sure riled up and wants to take on agencies of hundreds of thousands of people yep

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