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Hihohe posted:Hes not waiting for the bus at the ACTUAL BUS STATION BEHIND HIM YOU IDIOT ITS RAINING     Future police.
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food court bailiff posted:Nature made protons and electrons but forget neutrons and let's not even talk about the constituent particles of all that. None of that matters, you're either for or against, you can't be in the middle.
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 In high school, it took me, a friend, and a Denny's waitress 45 minutes to explain to another friend that Alaska and Hawaii aren't actually next to each other. They just do that on maps to concisely show all the states.  : "How can it be so cold in Alaska when Hawaii is so warm all the time?" This doesn't belong in the cringe link. 
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The annoying thing is that sometimes doctors really are wrong and the underlying problem isn't the person's weight but something else so they just point to that and think it means that's true all the time. The other thing is that a hell of a lot of people fail to realize that doctors are also big on preventative medicine. Yeah a 700 pound person might have nothing but healthy vitals now but that won't last. The medical evidence is there; the heavier you are the more likely you are to develop health problems or just plain die earlier. Same with bad eating habits, smoking, drinking excessively, having a lot of unsafe sex with a lot of different people. Those things don't directly harm you but boy howdy do they increase your risk for tons of things. Yet all people see is "well I've been smoking for 20 years and don't have cancer yet, sooooooo..." Fat acceptance folks are absolutely right that we should not be fat shaming as a society because some people legitimately can't help it. The problem is that they've included "the doctor told me I should eat healthier and exercise more or bad things will happen" in with fat shaming. That isn't fat shaming that's the damned doctor just doing their job. You pay a doctor to know things about medicine and health so they can tell you how to be healthier and fix/prevent whatever horrible health problems you develop. Semi-related I found out that there was a Golden Corral like 2 miles away from me. Inspired by the post that I think was in this thread (I've seen the story show up multiple times on these fine forums) I went to one the first time recently and ...wow... Holy loving hell was that guy right. I have never in my life seen so much unashamed gluttony in one place. The food was good but nothing special. Definitely not worth the price I paid but the experience was worth every last dime. The place was absolutely packed. "I had to wait for a table" levels of packed. I saw a gargantuan woman eat an entire pie, then a salad that was about 2/3 cheese, then three plates of meatloaf while lamenting that she couldn't lose any weight. She walked three whole miles last week! Three! OVER THE WHOLE WEEK!!!! While I was half way through my food I saw a small child go on a screaming, banshee-like meltdown in the middle of the aisle so long that she was still screaming and refusing to move when I left. Her poor mother just kind of stood there like "...the gently caress do I do here?" The reason? There wasn't any cabbage anywhere. I overheard a family complain literally the entire time they were there that the ice cream machine was broken and can you loving believe it? God damned place is worthless. What kind of buffet has no ice cream? We should get this worthless place closed down. Complain to the management. They should keep that machine working at all costs so we can come here and have ice cream when we eat. They should let us eat free every meal the whole week for this. They should let everybody eat free until the machine is back on. I swear each person went up to the lines at least ten times a piece. I saw a gargantuan man ask if he could take the whole pot of clam chowder back with him because he wanted to just eat all of it but not have to keep coming back. I am so going back. It was seriously like a horrible train wreck that I just had to watch unfold in slow motion. I couldn't look away.
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Wizard Master posted:Nobody's going to read any of this poo poo awwww yiisssss tfw a bottom-tier fyad posts with the normies 
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AUG thread: make your rear end in a top hat look like the front of a blowhorn
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To be fair to the fat family, I too love ice cream
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The Saddest Rhino posted:To be fair to the fat family, I too love ice cream I like ice cream too but it isn't a big enough deal to me that I'd talk about literally nothing else for a whole meal. If they don't have a particular thing I went in for I could just, you know, eat something else? That isn't that big of a deal. There will probably be ice cream in my future. I don't need to care that much about ice cream in that moment.
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teen witch posted:As someone who is follows a lot of plus size fashion communities, Tess is either glorified as the be all end all god of fat, or called out for her WEIRD racist poo poo regarding black men. How much do u weigh?
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I really question your faith in frozen treats since you consider the slurpee a poisonous substance, toxic even
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I would also be inclined to get ice cream at, you know, a different place? A place that specializes in ice cream? After the meal. Unless you just have to have it in the form of free vanilla and/or chocolate soft serve with portion size controlled by you.
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Data Graham posted:I would also be inclined to get ice cream at, you know, a different place? A place that specializes in ice cream? After the meal. They want to mix it in with their macaroni salad and cover it in chocolate from the chocolate fountain. You just can't get that from coldstone.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I have never in my life seen so much unashamed gluttony in one place. This sounds like the Tears in Rain bit at the end of Blade Runner.
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"I've...eaten things...you people wouldn't believe. A taco sextet with fire sauce, off the shoulder of I-80. I watched cinna-buns glitter in the dark at the Tannhäuser bakery. All those...meals...will be lost in time...like vegetables...in nacho cheese. Time...to diet..." Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 04:32 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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Sagebrush posted:"I've...eaten things...you people wouldn't believe. This may very well be the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
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Sagebrush posted:"I've...eaten things...you people wouldn't believe. *Homer scream*
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Last time I was at a Golden Corral, I found a dead ladybug in my salad. That's my GC story.
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I went once 10 years ago with my Dad when there was one next to a hotel we were staying at. To this day we still threaten to take each other back to another one. It was bad. But that was before I understood the entertainment value and I kinda want to go back now.
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Glue your labia together! says man.  https://www.forbes.com/sites/kavins...w/#f003ab845172
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well now i'm making a  face in real life
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Knormal posted:Bus long? Country full of autists.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Country full of autists. Minimum ten feet of personal space while waiting at the bus. This is the same culture where a dozen of them can get naked and comfortably squeeze into a tiny hot sweaty shack. I don't understand Finland. Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 06:19 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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"C'mon ladies, just literally seal your vagina shut and you, too, can be not-crazy, like ME!" Pretty sure Cotton Chicken Candy Nuggets is what my grandma said whenever she stubbed her toe. vvvv Jam With Seeds has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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Scathach posted:Glue your labia together! says man. HAHAHAAHAH a loving chiropractor, of course. No one with any actual scientific or medical knowledge could have concocted this idea. 
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Plus he apparently has no idea there actually already are options for periods outside of tampons and pads. Options that aren't a festering bacteria balm waiting to happen.
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"Ladies, you too can feel fresh and clean during your periods! Simply rub piss all over your super glued shut vaginas!"
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Huntersoninski posted:Plus he apparently has no idea there actually already are options for periods outside of tampons and pads. Options that aren't a festering bacteria balm waiting to happen. I mean, he's invented a negative Diva Cup, kind of. This is the kind of things that makes me want to do splatter-painting with my monthly leavings. Just because the idea of menstrual blood bothers this random person so much. Also, I have a vague memory of one of the Sugarmonster posts from before she got her surgery, saying that she's had her period for over a year. Does anyone remember this? e: oh god I just accidentally burped in the office...I AM THE AUG
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This man's rear end is 100% sealed shut with labia lipstick.
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Jam With Seeds posted:This man's rear end is 100% sealed shut with labia lipstick. They make you super glue your rear end in a top hat shut in Christian summer camp.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I mean, he's invented a negative Diva Cup, kind of. Go on...
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Looks like I can finally get my cervix cork + ripcord business off the ground, looks like brighter days ahead for ol cosmic charlie!
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