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BrianWilly posted:Basically, Renly Baratheon confirmed gay-bangable in space. Thread title right here
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Feb 24, 2017 07:44
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orange juche posted:Thread title right here  Unless he also has a cloaca who you can gently caress is more critical to the core themes of mass effect.
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Feb 24, 2017 07:47
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  (I'm buying the game sometime down the line, not just threadshitting.)
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Feb 24, 2017 07:47
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DancingShade posted:
He may have a cloaca, which you can gently caress.
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Feb 24, 2017 07:48
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Rinkles posted:
Hmm. Maybe they spent their entire animation budget on PB's face and also the gently caress scenes. Expect to see a lot of dry humping due to reused animations. Like, everywhere.
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Feb 24, 2017 07:54
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Feb 24, 2017 07:55
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Everyones gonna bang the blue chick ofc
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Feb 24, 2017 07:56
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Feb 24, 2017 07:57
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I have no doubt that everyone can bang the blue chick, but it seems awfully complicated to have sex in your spave suit (unless sex with Asari really consists of nothing more that "embrace eternity"). I suspect the scene has a more innocent origin.
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Feb 24, 2017 07:59
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DancingShade posted:Hmm. Maybe they spent their entire animation budget on PB's face and also the gently caress scenes. yes, those facial animations with almost literally no tweening between "i don't know what emotion this is" to "surprised i guess or maybe hungry" cost a lot
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Feb 24, 2017 08:00
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I will bang... all of the aliens. Possibly all of the crew welcome aboard my fuckship
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Feb 24, 2017 08:04
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Zzulu posted:I will bang... all of the aliens. Possibly all of the crew I just want to romance the ship and/or the APC.
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Feb 24, 2017 08:07
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Zzulu posted:Yah my theory is that people got so immensely upset about ME3 because it actually was pretty decent and was setting up a huge final stage and franchise farewell and then it kind of just pulls your face to its buttcheeks and slowly farts into your mouth for the last 10 minutes Bah I had to skip a WHOLE bunch of pages to quote this, and I have to figure out how to go back properly, but even though my memory of ME3 is like a lot of other people's and missing a lot (which says a bunch on it's own), I felt the worst problem with 3, was how SMALL it felt compared to 2, cheap and small. I don't even remember the ending. I just remember feeling like it was a rushed, tiny, game for the entire time. Yeah, there were some commerce places, but they were like 1 screen and felt boring and cheap. In ME2, there were 3+ with large areas, multiple floors. and shops and clubs, and you could take a combination of 2/10 teammates and get different reactions at different places, and between the music and effects and the design it just felt bigger than it really was. I will probably play ME3 again after I finish ME2 in a day or so, and maybe my opinion will change, but I don't think so. It can't possible be as bad as Dragon Age 2, but it shares some of the same main problems (i.e. FAKEY SMALLNESS). Nothing will ever be as bad as those instanced dungeons.  You can't fake having real diversity on the screen, and lots of interesting dialogue. You can make the world feel bigger and more vibrant with some tricks and with some work.
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Feb 24, 2017 08:07
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What happens with ME3 is you play a mission and think "huh that wasn't so bad" then realise "oh wait I had only one dialogue choice the entire mission and no player agency outside of shoot mans". Anyway hello 15 pages ago (it's ok, this thread moves like, super fast).
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Feb 24, 2017 08:10
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As commerce areas go, the ME2 Citadel was as boring as possible. Stack of three rectangles and nothing interesting to look at.
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Feb 24, 2017 08:15
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Lycus posted:As commerce areas go, the ME2 Citadel was as boring as possible. Stack of three rectangles and nothing interesting to look at. This also describes Yer mum
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Feb 24, 2017 08:19
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Lycus posted:As commerce areas go, the ME2 Citadel was as boring as possible. Stack of three rectangles and nothing interesting to look at. I remember being really excited to see the ME2 Citadel after running around it in ME1 (even if ME1's only looks big) and then being really disappointed when all I got was a marketplace and an office. Omega wasn't a very good replacement either.
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Feb 24, 2017 08:25
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I've already decided my FemRyder is banging Vetra. Turians are my turn on. If its not an option, Ill just do my first playthrough without any spacesex.
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Feb 24, 2017 08:29
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I'll try to identify who the Bro characater is and avoid banging them but everyone else will have to report to the fuckbay
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Feb 24, 2017 08:32
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Zzulu posted:I'll try to identify who the Bro characater is and avoid banging them but everyone else will have to report to the fuckbay What if it's the blue girl? Zzulu posted:I will bang... all of the aliens. Possibly all of the crew That would definitely be a paradox.
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Feb 24, 2017 08:35
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Zzulu posted:I'll try to identify who the Bro characater is and avoid banging them but everyone else will have to report to the fuckbay Rather close-minded imo to say that bros have no place in the fuckbay
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Feb 24, 2017 08:40
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orange juche posted:What if it's the blue girl? 
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Feb 24, 2017 08:49
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The bro character is probably your actual bro. Or sis!
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Feb 24, 2017 08:56
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That asari could be a bro, have you ever seen a bro asari? How would you know what they look like?
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Feb 24, 2017 08:58
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https://twitter.com/tibermoon/status/834921538931552257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw So it's not difficult to guess which sexual orientation will one get one option. And it will probably be a boring human crew member, not even a squadmate. No hunky Krogan for BroRyder  orange juche posted:That asari could be a bro, have you ever seen a bro asari? How would you know what they look like? Liara's father is definitely a bro.
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Feb 24, 2017 09:18
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Torrannor posted:https://twitter.com/tibermoon/status/834921538931552257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw There'll probably only be one strictly gay option, but I imagine one or two male characters that will be bisexual. That's almost definitely the case with Jaal.
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Feb 24, 2017 09:40
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Squadmates can only have less than 3 sexual orientations? Big blow to Bioware fans, if true.
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Feb 24, 2017 09:40
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Wanting to have sex with an alien is disgusting.
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Feb 24, 2017 09:43
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Dan Didio posted:Wanting to have sex with an alien is disgusting. Specicist! Care to join Ash in the airlock? You won't stand between me and sweet green/blue/purple booty.
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Feb 24, 2017 09:47
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Torrannor posted:https://twitter.com/tibermoon/status/834921538931552257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Every sexual orientation? Highly doubt it, and shows a stunning lack of awareness on bioware's part to even say something like that imho
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Feb 24, 2017 09:51
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Every sexual orientation? Highly doubt it, and shows a stunning lack of awareness on bioware's part to even say something like that imho I'm sure that modders will find a way to make the gross, basement dwelling echidnasexuals happy.
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Feb 24, 2017 10:13
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I thought Bioware learned from their mistakes from ME3 and stopped making nightmare scenes for the player character guess I was wrong
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Feb 24, 2017 10:22
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Rinkles posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuDJIGN7XBU
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Feb 24, 2017 10:23
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Rinkles posted:
I thought we were gonna bang the aliens, turns out the aliens are gonna do the banging anyway
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Feb 24, 2017 10:57
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The Forever Bang
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Feb 24, 2017 11:57
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When Earthlings are the aliens, they come to bang us.
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Feb 24, 2017 12:12
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8-bit Miniboss posted:Peer pressure! Yeah, imagine if Ford started mass-producing parts for their cars instead of crafting every part individually by hand? Would anyone buy their cars?
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Feb 24, 2017 13:04
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Bud K ninja sword posted:
Make sure you watch the safety video first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y_nACag-Oc
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