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So sorry, but you seem to have a small fuzzy growth on your arm....
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I'm still catching up, but have a Chris
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:04 |
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GoFundMe
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:08 |
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Mirificus posted:GoFundMe start a gofundme so i can invest in a videogame, we'll all get ships, come on guys you won't want to miss out
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:17 |
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Raskolnikov posted:YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, PUNK? YES! THE BOUNCY AMMO COUNTER SAYS SO!
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:17 |
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This stupid loving game good yet? I'm gonna check back on the next thousand or so posts after this.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:33 |
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Fargin Icehole posted:This stupid loving game good yet? I'm gonna check back on the next thousand or so posts after this. only the bdsse
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:35 |
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So, MOMA, your $8000 of ships... Is that the retail price or the price with the employee discount?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:44 |
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The Titanic posted:When the only thing your company can do is art, guess what takes center stage? Massively Minor Online? (Don't exactly feel comfortable using the term game at this point.)
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:47 |
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alf_pogs posted:cymelion's posting has been pretty agro recently
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:47 |
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SelenicMartian posted:So, MOMA, your $8000 of ships... Is that the retail price or the price with the employee discount? I did receive a discount on some.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:54 |
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TheAgent posted:lol if any of this is loving true I don't know if it's true, but if citizens were allowed to believe it, whatever is left of the greymarket could be destroyed. Get out while you can MoMA or toxx some ships by We know it's probably true because of Roberts's Razor - the explanation that includes the most mismanagement and money grubbing is probably the correct one. edit: SelenicMartian posted:So, MOMA, your $8000 of ships... Is that the retail price or the price with the employee discount?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:54 |
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quote != edit
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:55 |
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Mirificus posted:GoFundMe I'm pretty sure none of the packs include a significant discount over buying them individually. Plus packs, like the Valentine's Day ones, can't be split up. It's a scam within a scam. Inscamption
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:56 |
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:57 |
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Once again we see evidence of how backers can't tell the difference between what is promoted and what is provided.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 06:59 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I did receive a discount on some.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:06 |
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Sillybones posted:New thread title? I disagree. That would put us in the class of Redditors, that have nothing more clever than threats, obscenities, and schoolyard insults to offer in defense of their san gréal.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:08 |
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http://i.imgur.com/QRlO06d.mp4
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:11 |
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I don't know if this has been posted before but you guys led me to think there was no content in this game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRgcazu3c3U You should be ashamed of all that FUD.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:13 |
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The shame triples every second, I assure you.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:25 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Never forget that we were 100% denied hot guaranteed legal action This is the Star Citizen thread. Why shouldn't we be as blueballed as the Citizenry?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:45 |
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OK, who registered the thread meme account? Tailoring is in
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:47 |
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The Titanic posted:I want to write some lore too. It'd be awesome. Just getting the lore pipeline in place. I am refactoring my lore. Some skinny 14 year old boy with breast implants came by and told me it was not any good as per the Chairman and it needed a rewrite. Last time I ever do 150 pages on UEC plumbing debacles. Annnnnnd, poo poo, someone ate ALL the donuts. AGAIN! Samizdata fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Feb 24, 2017 |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:55 |
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There's much turbulence in space http://i.imgur.com/Y5IlZnB.mp4 And here's something is off and I just can't put my finger on it. http://i.imgur.com/v5ykpqI.mp4 And a gif of the guy whose outfit is used to calibrate cameras, probably
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:01 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Tailoring is in The first iteration of Far Cry hunting and crafting is looking good!
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:08 |
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Throw MOMA from the thread.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:14 |
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Ghostlight posted:Throw MOMA from the thread. This sounds like a terrible idea. Quite honestly, moma is the most honest person in here next to dsmart. Id like to see thr 2 of them do a live stream ama together.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:18 |
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To conclude this round of AtV gifs: Just smile and scroll, boys! http://i.imgur.com/FYlSwyW.mp4
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:28 |
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SelenicMartian posted:To conclude this round of AtV gifs: Where the hell is that? There's a window!
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:31 |
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Reason for 88 being used in the artwork: it's symmetrical. They can mirror it any way they like and it will still look right. It's actually kind of lazy-smart. e: gently caress, top of new page. Do I have to post a cat/dog picture now?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:33 |
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eeldvark posted:Reason for 88 being used in the artwork: it's symmetrical. They can mirror it any way they like and it will still look right. It's actually kind of lazy-smart.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:35 |
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eeldvark posted:Reason for 88 being used in the artwork: it's symmetrical. They can mirror it any way they like and it will still look right. It's actually kind of lazy-smart. No, the rules say that if you hve to ask you have to post an aardvark. (I swear I didn't read the post before this one, how the hell did we both think about the same animal?) In any case if you think they would consider the symmetry or such in the art. They are lazy, not smart.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:39 |
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:58 |
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The really final gift from the latest AtV. http://i.imgur.com/MaBzp1k.mp4
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 09:02 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I did receive a discount on some. A 4% coupon is hardly worth talking about. Also dunno why you are so mad, Derek suing CIG would mean CIG would be able to blame him for spending backer funds on legal crap. Kinda like when CIG said they were going to sue the Escapist and then never mentioned it again. Are you mad because Star Citizen is complete poo poo, be honest, is that what it is? There might still be time to see all your crap at 70% moma.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 09:46 |
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WTFO being WTFO https://clips.twitch.tv/wtfosaurus/TalentedToadCougarHunt
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 10:07 |
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starkebn posted:Where the hell is that? There's a window! ION Storm, presumably…
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What's the difference between the two Star Citizen and Hellion?
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