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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i dont even care about the huffington post giving it a low score but lol at the biting criticism of naming other games it is like

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Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

They're going to have to patch the console because the ghost of Iwata is in every console and causes interference.

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
Now the most important question of all, is Breath of the Wild the Citizen Kane of gaming

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Endorph posted:

i dont even care about the huffington post giving it a low score but lol at the biting criticism of naming other games it is like

60/100

It's the New England Patriots or Chicago Cubs of the video game world. Too Golden State Warriors for me

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Alfalfa The Roach posted:

Now the most important question of all, is Breath of the Wild the Citizen Kane of gaming

It's the ambrosia of gaming, I still don't know what that's supposed to mean

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Zelda looks like a good game people will like.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Huffington Post? Sorry I don't get my Zelda reviews from the lamestream media.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Phantasium posted:

They're going to have to patch the console because the ghost of Iwata is in every console and causes interference.

God, what is the name of the J-horror film with almost this exact premise?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

a single joycon (why are they even selling these?!?) is 50€ lmbo

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
I wanted to post a scathing criticism of the Switch here but unfortunately my post ended up getting desynced from the forums.

Has it arrived yet?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Are you peeps really taking someone's joke post about future metacritic results as real news?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

News?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
loving idiots, you can fix the left joycon issue by using 2 right joycons. Morons.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Just rotate it 180 degrees haha man

226
Nov 24, 2014

Jonas Albrecht posted:

God, what is the name of the J-horror film with almost this exact premise?

One Missed Call?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


226 posted:

One Missed Call?

Kario (Pulse over here).

Kawabata
Apr 20, 2014

You plebians just don't know what epic literature is. You should try reading Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James, Dan Brown, or Ayn Rand.

Jimmy Hats posted:

Just rotate it 180 degrees haha man

but what if it ends up behind your back or, most unfortunately, inside your vagina

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

I can't believe that Breath of the Wild will be the first game beatable entirely by kegels

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Kawabata posted:

but what if it ends up behind your back or, most unfortunately, inside your vagina

You can call the Nintendo hotline for help

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Jonas Albrecht posted:

God, what is the name of the J-horror film with almost this exact premise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0HVJ5tkIM

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
the Nintendo switch is going to be a piece of poo poo console with no games and broken controllers but i am still extremely hype for the new zelda. guess i need to buy more nintendo trash

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

murked by dragon posted:

the Nintendo switch is going to be a piece of poo poo console with no games and broken controllers but i am still extremely hype for the new zelda. guess i need to buy more nintendo trash

buy a wii u

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Auron posted:

buy a wii u

lmao

Kawabata
Apr 20, 2014

You plebians just don't know what epic literature is. You should try reading Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James, Dan Brown, or Ayn Rand.

Not a Children posted:

I can't believe that Breath of the Wild will be the first game beatable entirely by kegels

This is the new loving thread title, Videogames.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

:siren:Best Buy just sent an email blast promoting the Switch. Preorders may open up again.:siren:

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Kawabata posted:

This is the new loving thread title, Videogames.

What the heck is a kegel?

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

VideoGames posted:

What the heck is a kegel?

Google "kegel exercises"

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


VideoGames posted:

What the heck is a kegel?

The process by which you use your vagina to figure out how many balls are in the joycon when playing 1-2 Switch

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

VideoGames posted:

What the heck is a kegel?


zenintrude posted:

The process by which you use your vagina to figure out how many balls are in the joycon when playing 1-2 Switch

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
:aaaaa:
:aaaaa:
:aaaaa:

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Macintosh HD posted:

Thanks. Are you a member of their power up thing?

Yeah, but I'm lapsed. They have the preorder linked to my powerup account, I just don't get points for it or whatever.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Really lets you feel how many ice cubes are in the glass. But its my house rule is that's it is cheating on the milking game :colbert: no fairs

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

It's got HD rumble but is it iP67 waterproof? Does it have an IR blaster?

Macintosh HD
Mar 9, 2004

Oh no its today
Alright, I called Gamestop and everything looks good on their end. Just wanted to call that out so I'm not contributing to a cancelled-preorder hysteria.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
This is my comfort food thread and I'm still working my way through from ages ago but I'd like to say I liked Jimmy's fire emblem rant.

Namaste good luck with the switch launch I probably will still be catching up when it comes out. Don't spoil it for me.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
Did Nintendo show due vigilance by testing the joycons against Glowing 1000 Degree Knife?

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Calling it now, I'm going to lose one of my joycons in my pocket and spend an hour turning over my house within the first week

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Not a Children posted:

Calling it now, I'm going to lose one of my joycons in my pocket and spend an hour turning over my house within the first week

You'll be able to feel the HD rumble tho

E;

nopantsjack posted:

This is my comfort food thread and I'm still working my way through from ages ago but I'd like to say I liked Jimmy's fire emblem rant.

:kimchi:

Bird Law
Nov 5, 2009

Hummingbirds are a legal tender.

Not a Children posted:

Calling it now, I'm going to lose one of my joycons in my pocket and spend an hour turning over my house within the first week

It was in your butt all along.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Not a Children posted:

Calling it now, I'm going to lose one of my joycons in my pocket and spend an hour turning over my house within the first week

Did you check your pockets

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