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Inkel: Feb 19, 2004; College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/835115863426666497

It's okay, the shooter was white. I don't see what the big deal is..

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:47

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:33

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Baloogan posted:

you know how dimosaurs had feathers?

godzilla prob should be a big duck

just what I want to see, a giant duck raping tokyo

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:47

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Squizzle posted:

this but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTXHbrbi4Eo

UH THAT KAIJU IS ACTUALLY CALLED "ZILLA" AND IT IS A LESSER KAIJU TO GODZILLA AND ALSO

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:48

Nitrousoxide: May 30, 2011; do not buy a oneplus phone

Coolguye posted:

fuckin february remembered it's february today

37f, feels like 28, with misty drizzle in kc

gently caress you february give me back global warming

Meanwhile it's 70 in DC.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:48

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

dinosaur feathers were probably more like unorganized tufts, so think less duck, and more ostriches

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:49

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

Baloogan posted:

you know how dimosaurs had feathers?

godzilla prob should be a big duck

I wonder if the next Godzilla will feature him going on a female Godzilla raping spree like other ducks.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:49

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/835115863426666497

That anxiety tho

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:49

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Tainen posted:

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/835138131800252416

Every goddamn time I see any member of the Trump White House, that dumb Meghan Trainor song starts playing on repeat in my head.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:50

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Coolguye posted:

fuckin february remembered it's february today

37f, feels like 28, with misty drizzle in kc

gently caress you february give me back global warming

Here in Indiana it's been like 55 but, for whatever reason, maybe a mental one, it feels like 70+

Like I'm in loving Indiana and I've only had to wear my heavy coat 4 days this last year. My thermals? Only 2 days, and only then because I chose to walk over taking the bus or driving

fckning nuts mang

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:50

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

lol Kim Jong-un's bro was killed by VX...

Kim Jong-nam killing: 'VX nerve agent' found on his face - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39073389

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:50

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

https://twitter.com/cstewartwptv/status/835095163684929537

American right wing terrorists strike again.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:51

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

tadashi posted:

Every goddamn time I see any member of the Trump White House, that dumb Meghan Trainor song starts playing on repeat in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKysMXHGe2g

this one instead mb?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:51

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

rudatron posted:

dinosaur feathers were probably more like unorganized tufts, so think less duck, and more ostriches

about 8 months ago the journal of paleontology published a study suggesting that 'tufts' was a genetic transcription typo and dinosaur feathers were more accurately described as 'tafts', after the president's moustache

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:51

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Did Kellyanne get disappeared?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:52

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

BarronsArtGallery posted:

lol Kim Jong-un's bro was killed by VX...

Kim Jong-nam killing: 'VX nerve agent' found on his face - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39073389

I'm sitting on a GC-MS right now analyzing some plastics and I'm just thinking "man I wonder what it was like to run that sample, check the mass spectrum library, and think "holeee poo poo this fucker didn't have a chance"

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:52

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKysMXHGe2g

this one instead mb?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heL2Czeraw

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:52

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

hey it's even in our NIST library!

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:54

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Al-Saqr posted:

https://twitter.com/cstewartwptv/status/835095163684929537

American right wing terrorists strike again.

The economic anxiety is still spreading!!!

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:55

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

zegermans posted:

I'm sitting on a GC-MS right now analyzing some plastics and I'm just thinking "man I wonder what it was like to run that sample, check the mass spectrum library, and think "holeee poo poo this fucker didn't have a chance"

Wouldn't you like jump out of your chair in shock and run screaming to your supervisor/medical help?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:55

Dom is Here: Nov 11, 2016; Lipstick Apathy

FabioClone posted:

in his repeated attempts to cuck his wife, he ended up cucking himself to a degree that was previously unthinkable.

a powerful combination of self-ownage and cuckoldry

that is why anthony weiner is the ideal cuck for our times

*nods sagely*

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:55

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Al-Saqr posted:

https://twitter.com/cstewartwptv/status/835095163684929537

American right wing terrorists strike again.

When are we going to start seizing these guys trucks and booze? Get on it President Trump! You promised to get the terrorists and I think you pledged to protect us from threat both foreign AND domestic.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:55

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Al-Saqr posted:

https://twitter.com/cstewartwptv/status/835095163684929537

American right wing terrorists strike again.

perpetrators were white, so it's just some Crazy Lone Wolves

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:56

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heL2Czeraw

literally couldn't tell if this is right or left wing propaganda

2010 date tells me right wing?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:56

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

hey it's even in our NIST library!

lol, what does the epa database say about nerve gas

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:56

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

the worst part about chemical warfare is filling out those drat environmental impact statements

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:57

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

rudatron posted:

lol, what does the epa database say about nerve gas

Dunno we don't have that one

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:58

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/CPAC/status/705801139388817408

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:58

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Baloogan posted:

you know how dimosaurs had feathers?

godzilla prob should be a big duck

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:59

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/CPAC/status/705801139388817408

That message is "your principles actually don't mean poo poo you'll just vote for the guy promising to hurt browns the most"

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:59

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/CPAC/status/705801139388817408

lol what hte goddamned gently caress

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:59

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

Epic High Five posted:

lol what hte goddamned gently caress

Check the date

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:59

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

But at some point I got so comfortable
That I didn�t even realize that I�d started to crawl

# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:59

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

zegermans posted:

Check the date

goddanit

# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:00

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

am i just still in a drunken haze or did Trumpo loving hint at a war with the FBI over leaks a few hours ago

# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:00

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

FabioClone posted:

goddamnit, fine, but then probate me for the love of god

Trump doesn't care about the leaks. He used to pretend to be his own employee and leak stuff about himself, and possibly had prostitutes leak in his mouth.He doesn't care about covering up his crimes because he doesn't believe he's done anything wrong. He doesn't care about bad publicity, and the FBI chief is pretty much on his side anyway.

What these tweets are about is sexual frustration. Trump is used to frequently groping/ raping supermodels, and the reality of the campaign trail and the presidency is that he can't do that very often anymore. So when he lashes out at a subordinate, there is a heavy sexual component. Just as he sees women as vehicles for his own pleasure, he looks at his employees and agencies the same way. If they are not constantly giving him pleasurable stimuli, he calls them names and derides whatever it is they do. Think of the FBI as a pretty women who said she wouldn't sleep with him, and his thought process becomes clear.

This entitled, narcissistic sexual motive is at the heart of Trump. It is his essence.. one of the things he cannot change, for he would no longer be Trump, and being Trump is the only thing he likes about himself.

Basically, we need to get Trump laid.

this seems more like an argument to castrate the fat man as his collective frustration would make him literally detonate inside of a year and i've always wanted there to be a high profile spontaneous human combustion :coal: