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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Breen don't have blood so you can't check them for being a changling [1]


1. "In Purgatory's Shadow"

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Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

Why hasn't Alex Jones already uploaded a YouTube video ranting and raving about Trump exposing the lizard-people in Washington?

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009


reptilians confirmed

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Donald Trump will make these United States fulfill that eternal promise, that nobody will be judged by the color of their blood.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Epic High Five posted:

goddamn I love bourbon for its sort of clarified multi-hour drunk

now I see why Grant chugged it to kill the slavers of the south and Twain chugged it to document their shame

OLD CROW

tho im drinking EW

930 am yeah youre doin fine

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!
Page number no scope. Nice

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



oh i forgot to post today's trump schedule like i usually do

10:00 am: Makes Remarks at CPAC; Washington DC area
11:40 am: Tapes his weekly address
Noon: Signs an executive order
2:00 pm: Meets with Ohio Gov. Kasich
3:00 pm: Meets with President Pedro Pablo Kuczynski of Peru

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Sexual Lorax posted:

eh i count them as their own thing apart from the proper robot stuff but im no asimov scholar


my man

well

you know what i mean

Tough to separate them. They all reference I, Robot to some degree and the laws of robots are absolutely central to the mysteries involved, with Robots and Empire being the philosophical and "we need to make the Earth radioactive for the Empire series oh god" bridge between it and empire

I had some beef with the fact that it's just kind of brushed off multiple times that the killers were let off the hook for the sake of politics or convenience and we're just supposed to accept it though, but they were thoroughly enjoyable

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


if you find some sunglasses in a random box, put them on.

we're definitely in the They Live timeline

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 380 days!
maybe this "blood color" jazz is signaling the lizard people to come out of the shadows

maybe alex jones really IS constantly on the phone with trump :tinfoil:

efb, like 5 times

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

oh wait maybe not

hahahhahahaa NICE!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Current headlines at AARP's Politics section: (not updated to reflect today's news)

quote:

Your Medicare Benefits: What’s at Stake
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Our goal is to protect that promise — for you and for future generations

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Retirement Plans At Risk
Congress takes aim at new savings programs

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Doctors’ bills and insurance costs could go up for many older Americans.

The Medicare Debate: The Players
The future of Medicare rests in the hands of a small group with widely differing views

The town halls aren't going to get any easier.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
What's the EO about today? The Muslim Ban one I thought got delayed till next week?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

oh i forgot to post today's trump schedule like i usually do

10:00 am: Makes Remarks at CPAC; Washington DC area
11:40 am: Tapes his weekly address
Noon: Signs an executive order
2:00 pm: Meets with Ohio Gov. Kasich
3:00 pm: Meets with President Pedro Pablo Kuczynski of Peru

The president of Peru is Polish?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you still gotta have insurance but we're removing the token consumer protections installed under ACA. well, bye! *slithers back into sewer*

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

fits my needs posted:

Hahaha yeah people getting deported and families being ripped apart is something to burst out laughing at in an office. :unsmith:

Lol

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

"High Risk Pools" make no god drat sense to me. You're putting all the super sick people into one pool together to help.... lower the cost?

It's almost as if (I know this is crazy) that poo poo is designed to fail and kill off the expensive sickos.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

fits my needs posted:

What's the EO about today? The Muslim Ban one I thought got delayed till next week?

Best to just be surprised by it IMO

It's funnier that way

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

Wth does that even mean?

hes a lizard

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

zegermans posted:

Probatable truth that must be spoken:

Some Transformers fight scenes were better than those in Pacific Rim.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

logikv9 posted:

Trump is going to kill us all one by one personally

i hope it's an in person thing -- i'd be fine with a cage match to the death. me or donald. only one leaves.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

fits my needs posted:

What's the EO about today? The Muslim Ban one I thought got delayed till next week?

Bannon made Chancellor

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Turdfuzz posted:

hes a lizard

mebbe u...

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

zegermans posted:

Fun fact we're causing Horseshoe Crabs to go extinct because we keep draining all their blood Daybreakers-style

They're pretty careful to not kill any in the process actually https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/06/how-the-life-saving-blue-blood-of-horseshoe-crabs-is-extracted/241203/

Still, it's freaky as gently caress lol

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Behold, the climactic final battle of Pacific Rim:

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Darkman Fanpage posted:

wait who is bleeding a different color?

Vulkans.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


dogwhistle to homestuck fans

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Coolguye posted:

amusingly according to the crosstabs 8% of jill stein voters and 4% of 'very liberal' voters said yes to the earth flat question

stein dumb so what

lmebo holy fuckin poo poo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


imma pure bred american ding dong motherfucker

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



zegermans posted:

"High Risk Pools" make no god drat sense to me. You're putting all the super sick people into one pool together to help.... lower the cost?

It's almost as if (I know this is crazy) that poo poo is designed to fail and kill off the expensive sickos.

It lowers 5he cost because high risk pools are socialized

Basically spend billions and billions a year to take care of the sickest people and we also have to spend a dhitload of money to cover ourselves with private insurance who get to pick and choose from the rest

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


Hillary's blood is green like all lizardpeople

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Big Fat Iguana posted:

They're pretty careful to not kill any in the process actually https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/06/how-the-life-saving-blue-blood-of-horseshoe-crabs-is-extracted/241203/

Still, it's freaky as gently caress lol



Estimates of horseshoe crabs killed in the process due to overbleeding or stress are as high as 20%

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

jarofpiss posted:

Hillary's blood is green like all lizardpeople

and/or vulcans

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

im gonna make anotherlizardperon joke just hold on

Serf
May 5, 2011


hey maybe trump was just welcoming the lizardpeople formally into american society. finally they can live free and open among us

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Shoutout to the lizard people. Get on it, Jones.

e: Turns out that lizard people was a really obvious joke.

Perfectly Safe fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Feb 24, 2017

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Yes, there was some cartoon where some kids time traveled and there was one they went back and saw reagen and it had a super hilariously racist opening and I can't remember what it was called.

I know mike huckabee was pitching these with his faith based beetus cures

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Not a Children posted:

dogwhistle to homestuck fans

we got a clown president so i presume its only a matter of time before Guy Fieri is on the supreme court and an immortal alien empress shows up to kill us all

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

in BED with a goblin!

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

wait who is bleeding a different color?

You know who.

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