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Emron
Aug 2, 2005

KKKLIP ART posted:

Really Ole Miss should be snitching on Bama, but can't really hate them for trying to bring down a rival any way possible. Egg Bowl gonna be extra spicy this upcoming season.

If they get LOICed or a payoff dude narcs, I'd expect a circular firing squad scenario that ends with Vanderbilt standing confused among the bloody corpses of its former conference members

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Tennessee has scheduled a home and home with BYU in 2019 and 2023.

Taysom Hill will somehow conjure up another 4 years of eligibility

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
There were only two good teams in college football so that probably makes every conference overrated

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Manoueverable posted:

For some reason I've just always really wanted Washington to have a series with Tennessee. I have absolutely no basis for this, I just think it'd be great.

Dubs is A Good Dog and Smokey is A Good Dog. Halftime show is Dubs and Smokey running around playing on the field.

I'm in

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
gently caress you hugh freeze you bloated weasel looking motherfucker you better hope jesus is on the ncaa compliance team else theyre gonna pin you to the wall harder than you penned nkemdiche's loving checks you cheating gently caress

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Joey Freshwater posted:

Dubs is A Good Dog and Smokey is A Good Dog. Halftime show is Dubs and Smokey running around playing on the field.

I'm in

I'm on board for this

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
The Big Ten (except for Rutgers) was actually very good this year, which is why Michigan State lost so many games (except to Rutgers)

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

an adult beverage posted:

Never has so much money bought so little.

The Bama wins alone were worth it.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS
The funniest thing about the scandal is how every time the investigation was closed some dumb poo poo happened and they reopened it to investigate then find more poo poo then think they were done then more crazy poo poo happened and they reopen it again and etc etc etc.

Shea Patterson and all those giant WRs will still be fun to watch though.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Stunt Rock posted:

The funniest thing about the scandal is how every time the investigation was closed some dumb poo poo happened and they reopened it to investigate then find more poo poo then think they were done then more crazy poo poo happened and they reopen it again and etc etc etc.

Shea Patterson and all those giant WRs will still be fun to watch though.

I'm almost willing to believe that Ole Miss and UNC are intentionally drip-feeding the NCAA details of their respective scandals for this exact purpose. They can never get punished if the investigations never end.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


whiteyfats posted:

Can we agree the Big 10 was overrated as gently caress?

pinstripe bowl champs

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


USC got really good and no one noticed until it was too late to stop them

Plus "USC beats Penn State in a Rose Bowl shoot-out" sounds like you were just making poo poo up if you said it last September

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Y'all talk about how Jameis Winston got all the little boys up in a class and told them to be strong and powerful, while telling the little girls they're supposed to be silent and gentle.

Not surprising that an 'alleged' rapist is profoundly misogynistic, I guess, but what a loving moron.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

LeeMajors posted:

Y'all talk about how Jameis Winston got all the little boys up in a class and told them to be strong and powerful, while telling the little girls they're supposed to be silent and gentle.

Not surprising that an 'alleged' rapist is profoundly misogynistic, I guess, but what a loving moron.

Jameis Winston is a very unintelligent person. Why would you even ask him to speak anywhere

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Sports people are stupid but even dumber are the adults that try to make idols out of them

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

iospace posted:

It usually is. Ohio State draws all the media, then the other teams get attention, and well, they usually turn into pumpkins come out of conference (bowl) time.

It's tough to win away games vs major conference teams.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Regnevelc posted:

It's tough to win away games vs major conference teams.

Because no other conferences play tough away games?

Man, going into The Swamp every other year is a loving cakewalk, I tell you what.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The MSU doctor used to be the doctor for USA gymnastics.

Holy gently caress I just got some stories.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FizFashizzle posted:

The MSU doctor used to be the doctor for USA gymnastics.

Holy gently caress I just got some stories.

:justpost:

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Marquis de Pyro posted:

There were only two good teams in college football so that probably makes every conference overrated

This was Clemson and Troy btw

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Like all the 16 year old gymnasts from that time were complaining about him for years.

They'd go off to these camps where the parents weren't allowed to go :stonk:

There's been a letter writing campaign for years but no one would speak out because they were afraid of getting blackballed.

Again, these are 15 and 16 year old girls.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FizFashizzle posted:

Like all the 16 year old gymnasts from that time were complaining about him for years.

They'd go off to these camps where the parents weren't allowed to go :stonk:

There's been a letter writing campaign for years but no one would speak out because they were afraid of getting blackballed.

Again, these are 15 and 16 year old girls.

Holy poo poo. :staredog:

I... wasn't expecting those kinds of stories.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Here's the last article I saw about that doctor, Larry Nassar. We're just getting started on the "always more, always worse" stuff.

quote:

Nassar was charged in Eaton County at the 56A District Court with one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct with a child under the age of 13, six counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct involving children between the ages of 13 and 16, and six counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct involving children between the ages of 13 and 15.

Five of the charges are listed as alternative charges to a separate charge, which means Nassar will be charged with one of the two counts, not both.

According to an MSU police affidavit, the charges brought forward in Eaton County are from three gymnasts who were treated by Nassar while they were a part of Gedderts' Twistars Gymnastics Club in Dimondale, Mich.

The gymnasts talked to each other about their appointments with Nassar, but “because it was happening to all of them, they thought it was normal.”

The gymnasts reported trusting Nassar because of his reputation. “He was like a god to the gymnasts,” one of the alleged victims said, according to the affidavit.

One gymnast said she was abused by Nassar “more times than she could count,” and he became “more comfortable” with every alleged assault.

Nassar was also arraigned in the 55th District Court in Ingham County Thursday morning. He pleaded not guilty to 23 charges of criminal sexual conduct.

In Ingham County at the 55th District Court, Nassar was charged with four counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct with a child under the age of 13, 11 counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct with a child between the ages of 13 and 16 and eight counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct with a child between the ages of 13 and 15.

Eight of these charges are listed as alternative charges.

According to an MSU police affidavit, one of the gymnasts said “Nassar made her feel weird and disgusted.” Another gymnast said Nassar told her that the abuse was “supported medical research” and a “medical thing.”

As of Feb. 22, the MSU police investigation of Nassar includes 81 victims.

Nassar is currently being held without bond on federal child pornography charges.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

whiteyfats posted:

Holy poo poo. :staredog:

I... wasn't expecting those kinds of stories.

Yeah, it's super scummy poo poo. Parents knowing, but not saying anything because of 'blackballing' is loving awful.

Those parents should be ashamed.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







My girlfriend who knew people: he would call it a "pelvic adjustment" :stonk:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


whiteyfats posted:

Holy poo poo. :staredog:

I... wasn't expecting those kinds of stories.

That's exactly what I would expect.

I just assume every guy associated with teenage girls is a creepy Weirdo seconds away from being arrested

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FizFashizzle posted:

My girlfriend who knew people: he would call it a "pelvic adjustment" :stonk:

Holy gently caress. :smithicide:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sash! posted:

That's exactly what I would expect.

I just assume every guy associated with teenage girls is a creepy Weirdo seconds away from being arrested

I should have expected it. :smith:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Please Stop Diddling Kids

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Also shoutout to US Gymnastics for firing him but not telling Michigan State or Twistars :-|

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Sash! posted:

That's exactly what I would expect.

I just assume every guy associated with teenage girls is a creepy Weirdo seconds away from being arrested

Based on the now-former MSU gymnastics coach was a woman who strongly defended these "medical things," I think you can swap "guy" with "one."

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Maybe Jameis should go to med school

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Vince Young trying to trademark ‘Make Vince Great Again’

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
great at what

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MourningView posted:

great at what

Keeping Cold Stone in business?

Beating USC in important games?

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

MourningView posted:

great at what

HOOK EM

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Jon Reschke officially leaves the team. The Freep article lines up with the rumors posted earlier that he went apeshit and said some awful (racist) stuff to an ex-teammate.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/oldrowsports/status/835246440121253889

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
The gently caress is that hat Spurdog

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TBeats posted:

The gently caress is that hat Spurdog

When at any point in his career have you ever thought Steve Spurrier gave a single gently caress?

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