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Sloober posted:Missing the dog ear/snarl alignment chart. 
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From the tour of abby dabby today: https://twitter.com/inrng/status/835113712256237568/photo/1
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This is still my favorite meme I think.
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Not to beat a dead horse, but another one: http://nation.foxnews.com/poll/2017/02/21/how-would-rate-president-trumps-first-month-in-office/ 73% of 30k votes say his first month has gone poorly, on a Fox poll Funny enough, Texas hates him more than California, so far.
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What does Texas think of JakeP?
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Yeah but it's loving Fox News and look at the wording of the questions. "good -- full of accomplishments" "mixed -- he started off strong but is getting bogged down in unnecessary controversies" "poor" it doesn't distinguish between "his first month has gone poorly because he's a gigantic shitheel moron" and "his first month has gone poorly because those goddamn libtards won't stop trying to shut down all of his good ideas"
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OldTennisCourt posted:Speaking of library weirdos, here's a news reporter getting an interview with a dude busted on camera jerking off in a library: You can't post that without posting Jason Jones's bit about that. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/nc7h23/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-rubbing-out-crime
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http://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/new-york-food-blogger-busted-for-cheating-in-fort-lauderdale-half-marathon-9156729 Running blogger gets caught cheating on a half marathon
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canyoneer posted:http://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/new-york-food-blogger-busted-for-cheating-in-fort-lauderdale-half-marathon-9156729 Food blogger, which is actually more hilarious. EDIT: Lol, the wrong distance AND the correct time can be seen on her garmin. How incompetent can one person be? There's this story about a guy who cheats marathons but no one has ever been able to figure out how he does it. He was disqualified from most of his races, tons of people speculated on it but no one figured out how he did it. Anyone knows the guy? nerdz has a new favorite as of 19:42 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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nerdz posted:Food blogger, which is actually more hilarious. why doesn't someone just, I dunno, follow him?
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oh dope posted:why doesn't someone just, I dunno, follow him? People try, but he always gives them... the runaround. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
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Inco posted:He's broken numerous bones, including his nose, hip, ankle, tailbone (twice!), fingers, skull (this one nearly killed him), and even the ridge right above the eye. He's also dislocated his sternum, shoulder, pelvis, and cheekbone. He's had multiple concussions and burns. No insurance company in the world will touch him, or any project where he performs his own stunts. Fun fact: Jackie Chan received a broken nose from Bruce Lee. Also both of them did pornography to support themselves before they made it as actual actors.
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oh dope posted:why doesn't someone just, I dunno, follow him? This seems to be the main reason:
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JUST MAKING CHILI posted:People try, but he always gives them... the runaround. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) 
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nerdz posted:There's this story about a guy who cheats marathons but no one has ever been able to figure out how he does it. He was disqualified from most of his races, tons of people speculated on it but no one figured out how he did it. Anyone knows the guy?
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Sunswipe posted:So how do they know he's cheating? I think I'm missing something here. I would guess way too fast of finish times?
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:I would guess way too fast of finish times? so have someone follow him on a bike
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Sunswipe posted:So how do they know he's cheating? I think I'm missing something here. Among other things, missing checkpoint chip data, suspicious splits (going fast in areas that you should be slow like steep inclines) and, absurdly enough, arriving at the finish line with different clothing since he started the race found it: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2012/08/06/marathon-man nerdz has a new favorite as of 22:55 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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nerdz posted:Among other things, missing checkpoint chip data, suspicious splits (going fast in areas that you should be slow like steep inclines) and, absurdly enough, arriving at the finish line with different clothing since he started the race Sewer shortcuts
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JUST MAKING CHILI posted:People try, but he always gives them... the runaround. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) https://youtu.be/6YMPAH67f4o It made me laugh.
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nerdz posted:Among other things, missing checkpoint chip data, suspicious splits (going fast in areas that you should be slow like steep inclines) and, absurdly enough, arriving at the finish line with different clothing since he started the race Sounds like he's a time traveller.
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nerdz posted:Among other things, missing checkpoint chip data, suspicious splits (going fast in areas that you should be slow like steep inclines) and, absurdly enough, arriving at the finish line with different clothing since he started the race Don't forget "claiming sub-3 hour times in marathons that didn't exist".
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Oh yeah, funny thing I had forgotten about in the article: Another technique the guy used to win the marathons was just making up marathons, down to the websites and recording himself as the winner.quote:The debunkers zeroed in on the West Wyoming Marathon, the one race that Litton had supposedly won outright. One of them came across a Web cache of the race’s defunct home page, which included this caveat: “With a low entry fee, there will be no goodie bags, no shirts, no photographer and no finishers medals.”
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I wonder why people's first reaction isn't to yank their burning clothes off, is their modesty worth the pain? 
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`Nemesis posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CByMwp5fa5A Did you just trick me into listening to the Flophouse?
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nerdz posted:Among other things, missing checkpoint chip data, suspicious splits (going fast in areas that you should be slow like steep inclines) and, absurdly enough, arriving at the finish line with different clothing since he started the race I have the bluest of balls after reading that. They never figured out how he did it!
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Hyperlynx posted:I have the bluest of balls after reading that. They never figured out how he did it!
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Say Nothing posted:I wonder why people's first reaction isn't to yank their burning clothes off, is their modesty worth the pain? I appreciate the creator of the yoga ball more than any actual fitness buff could.
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Clitch posted:I appreciate the creator of the yoga ball more than any actual fitness buff could. I like to think they were a master prankster and their greatest joke was getting it into stores as a fitness product.
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Say Nothing posted:I wonder why people's first reaction isn't to yank their burning clothes off, is their modesty worth the pain? Speaking from experience in vaguely similar situations, the first thing that happens when you truly, truly panic is that you become an absolute loving moron.
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How long does it take for the clothes to stick to your skin after being lit on fire?
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Not sure. In my case, I was sleeping naked because it was the tropics and I had no AC. My camera battery exploded in the charger, only a few feet from my face, and the room was rapidly filling with horrible black smoke. My killer instincts being what they are, I screamed "FUUUCCCCKKK" at the top of my lungs and leapt out of bed, then ran frantically around my burning room looking for my underwear before opening any doors or windows. Could have died I'm sure, but as I say, panic makes you into a complete dumbfuck.
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Double post. God loving drat it.
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Jamfrost posted:How long does it take for the clothes to stick to your skin after being lit on fire? Bar Crow has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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Asbestos is natural, so that's good.
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Natural in this context means plant or animal fiber as opposed to polymers derived from fossil fuels. However cancer due to asbestos fibers shredding your DNA at an advanced age is still probably preferable to suddenly burning to death. Be sure to fully fill in the circles on your How I Want To Die survey with a number 2 pencil so your preferences are known.
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