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I thought it was Killer Klowns from outer space as soon as he mentioned the pink cocoons. It would be pretty lame if we found out extraterrestrial life was real but it was just a bunch of rear end in a top hat clowns. Lightning goon - I can't speak for you, but in my experience the people who go on about how they are emotionless sociopathic robots are just in denial of their emotions. You see them sometimes start to get angry for example and then you can kind of see them remember "oh wait, no emotions" and force themselves into a neutral state, like it's an act. I think if you truly had no emotions you wouldn't recognize that the way you live is abnormal enough to warrant a confession, let alone an anonymous one which indicates at least some shame about it.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 09:51 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 02:28 |
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lightning goon, have you considered seeing a doctor to see whether you have brain damage or something?
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 10:09 |
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Another bolt of lightning should reverse the polarity of your brain damage and fix you right up.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 10:38 |
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H.H posted:I was struck by lightning in my teen years and I believe it destroyed a vital part of me. I have no emotions any more. kinda reminds me of a scottish policeman with a passion for curry and crossdressing although if I remember right the lightning struck the crippled girlfriend instead of him?
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:24 |
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quote:My girlfriend, who is in her early 30s, calls her father "Daddy". I didn't notice it when we first started dating. And hell, maybe she didn't do it because she realized how weird it was. But after 8 months of dating she's apparently pretty comfortable around me because she's doing it now. quote:I believe my young son, age 7, is a sociopath.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:31 |
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I mean, at least she's calling herself Mommy
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:35 |
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The "daddy" goon has been reading too many cummies memes or something because what he described is not nearly as "creepy" or weird as he thinks it is.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:37 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The "daddy" goon has been reading too many cummies memes or something because what he described is not nearly as "creepy" or weird as he thinks it is. Right. So she calls her Dad 'Daddy' and treats the dog like a pseudo-kid where you're its parents. The former may be uncommon while the latter can be fairly common. The red flag is coming from inside your head!
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:49 |
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That would bother me too, tbh.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:52 |
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Yep, daddy goon get over yourself. Children call their parents mommy and daddy and it becomes a term of endearment. Women tend to have a lot more leeway with it as an adult. Everything you described seems a little sappy but not creepy or a red flag in any way. Why are you so disturbed by a woman having a loving relationship with her father and wanting to project that into her future family life?
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:53 |
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my wife specifically calls me daddy in the context of our pet cat i.e. "did daddy scare you?" when I make a loud noise and the cat bolts like a dumb rear end in a top hat on top of the kitchen cabinets and stays there for hours and hours this is normal (the daddy part not the stupid cowardly cat part)
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:56 |
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Have we learned nothing from this thread? There is always some creepy bullshit. To be fair, it's usually not what the OPs on reddit usually think it is.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:56 |
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The only creepy one in that confession is the confessor because he clearly suspects she is or was at some point loving her dad (or at least has been imagining it happening) based on nothing but a woman referring to her dad in a slightly childish way.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:02 |
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I gathered he's mostly bothered by being called "Daddy", too. I personally wouldn't like that either.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:21 |
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The government made a false flag movie to discredit my disquieting childhood too. It's Harry and the Andersons you hacks
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:34 |
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The Home Depot goon had me until he said he had to move back in with his parents. No one can support themselves on minimum wage
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 15:26 |
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The original Scooby Doo was actually voiced by a dog. It was only in the pilot and a couple of episodes from the first season in 1969. They switched to a person when they decided to give him real dialogue, and now everyone just remembers him as a talking dog. But in the first few episodes he made semi-intelligible grumbles and the other characters' dialogue was enough to tell what he was saying.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 15:44 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:The original Scooby Doo was actually voiced by a dog. It was only in the pilot and a couple of episodes from the first season in 1969. They switched to a person when they decided to give him real dialogue, and now everyone just remembers him as a talking dog. But in the first few episodes he made semi-intelligible grumbles and the other characters' dialogue was enough to tell what he was saying. I don't know if this is true but I'm going to believe it.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 15:48 |
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VanSandman posted:Even if fake, shorter is better, funnier, and more interesting. Both feshes were fun! I think the long ones can be funny too, especially if they're a slow burn working toward a hilarious payoff
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 16:17 |
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I want to get that killer klowns story cross stitched on a decorative pillow
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 16:41 |
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Sociopath kid goon, maybe now is a good time to start looking into what counties have the nicest prison system and then move there. Treat it like other parents would treat looking for school districts. You want the best for your garbage kid right? Daddy goon, it's not weird that she calls her dad "daddy," but there may be an issue if she keeps calling you daddy when you've told her not to. Thats a pretty basic show of respect to not call someone something if they ask not to be called it.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 16:53 |
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Drunk parents goon, start beating your kid. If he's mostly normal it might scare him from killing animals. If he's already a psychopath then I guess not much harm done.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 00:30 |
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Goon goony goon posted:I believe my young son, age 7, is a sociopath. Does he start fires and wet the bed?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 00:54 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The "daddy" goon has been reading too many cummies memes or something because what he described is not nearly as "creepy" or weird as he thinks it is. Dunno if it applies in this particular case, but very Southern people tend to call their parents "Mama" and "Daddy" and will do so their entire lives. So yeah, it can sound weird if you're not used to adults referring to their parents in a more childish way, but it can be pretty common depending on where you are.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:36 |
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whoa I just realized that if you read it in a southern accent it does sound less weird *insert south joke here*
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:51 |
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Sociopath kid goon should teach him to kill murderers like Dexter.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 03:58 |
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Therapygoon update plz
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 13:21 |
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cant update if you're brutally murdered imo
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 14:09 |
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Yeah, therapy goon is the most interesting one for the past couple months.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 14:21 |
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Police Automaton posted:cant update if you're brutally murdered imo Lol someone's never heard of ghostposting
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:11 |
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quote:Some backstory first. quote:I work in the White House, although I'm not the anon goon who posted previously. I don't know if I believe that confession because although SOME of it was true, the Hulk Hogan thing most assuredly did not happen. Maybe that was just casting reasonable doubt on the rest of the confession to shield his identity, but I don't know. I'm effectively just a member of the cleaning crew, so I don't have much to say on his important meetings, but here we go:
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:51 |
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LED bulbs are better than CFL (which have mercury in them). Honestly, that's one thing about the Trump administration that is not scaring me at the moment.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:00 |
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Maybe he just wants to save a bit on the white house electricity bill. Besides if I became president and was given free reign to redo the white house however I wanted I'd probably make changes like that too just because I could. If they're going to give me free new lightbulbs and will change the carpets and curtains to how I want for free, why not.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:04 |
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CFL bulbs have mercury vapor inside. If you crack them open and inhale the sweet gas inside, they will actually increase your chances of getting cancer. But guessing trump's position isn't quite so nuanced. Either way you should get rid of your CFL bulbs because they are gross and the light they emit is sickly. LED all the way.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:05 |
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Just another thought - I wonder how much leeway you have on changing the lighting in the whitehouse. If you wanted to replace it all with torches and candleabras etc, could you?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Just another thought - I wonder how much leeway you have on changing the lighting in the whitehouse. If you wanted to replace it all with torches and candleabras etc, could you? That would be exceptionally bad rear end, completely separate from the infinite screaming horror of everything else WH related
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:24 |
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Dude there's hundreds of articles out there about how much TV trump watches, why would you try to act like he just watches King of Queens and Fox news all day Like his viewing habits are so well known people are buying adspace on his favorite shows specifically to reach him, nobody's going to believe you if you say that
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:02 |
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Honestly, Trump seems like the kind of rear end in a top hat that would want to go back to incandescent bulbs. I don't know why conservatives had a drat hardon for incandescents a couple of years back, but they did. It was similar to the way they embraced large fountain drinks and Chick-fil-A.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 22:02 |
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Incandescent bulbs are superior to all other bulbs, gently caress the gay environment
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Axolotl posted:Honestly, Trump seems like the kind of rear end in a top hat that would want to go back to incandescent bulbs. I don't know why conservatives had a drat hardon for incandescents a couple of years back, but they did. It was similar to the way they embraced large fountain drinks and Chick-fil-A. Literally its because they're more energy efficient and liberals like anything that's remotely good for the environment, so they have to hate it. If liberal people spoke out against self immolation there would be dudes in red hats setting themselves on fire out of spite.
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