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FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and the neckmonster behind him is 22



You would need about four of Skinny Beardman to form a single Ken Bone, and approximately 1.5 Ken Bones to form the Corpulent Man (six Skinny Beardmans).

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Citizen Tayne posted:

Batman doesn't exist

lol u think that matters

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Pajser posted:

why not? no one could stop him

uhhhh

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FabioClone posted:

"You would need about four of Skinny Beardman to form a single Ken Bone, and approximately 1.5 Ken Bones to form the Corpulent Man (six Skinny Beardmans)." -Ed Balls

crap

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Pajser posted:

why not? no one could stop him and the aftermath is just deny, deny, deany and lol, libtard ters

FAKE NEWS

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


😂

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Yinlock posted:

the more conservatives you group in one place the louder and dumber they get

the left has a similar effect except it's mostly just loving and lighting things on fire instead of manic idol-worship

Conservatives are a reverse Geth.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and the neckmonster behind him is 22



Strangely, there are two people in this photo who fit the DSM-V criteria for a Neckmonster diagnosis, just at opposite ends of the affliction's spectrum

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/mgerrydoyle/status/835030011534925824

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Yinlock posted:

what if they actually paid their employees though and didn't work them to exhaustion, would that fix things

Scratching my head on that one. You have two men--one feels entitled to lots of breaks and the other puts his head down and gets the job done. As for pay--how much do want to pay for produce and meat? American workers might stay on the job for $40/hour. You ready to pay $15 for a head of lettuce or $20 for a pound of hamburger?

e: The American field hands start at about twice the pay of an amigo.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

Shamokin is on the comeback trail!

Look out it's Mt Carmel !!

I grew up in Shamokin, it's a hellacious wreck full of broken people

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

HycoCam posted:

Waiting for WHNN's inception. All Americans only need one news source--the White House News Network. Bannon and Alex Jones will do a great job making sure Americans stay informed.

We're finally getting the TRUMP NEWS everything theorized about when we all thought he was just running to enrich himself and not actually win.... except now TRUMP NEWS will be the official state media. :suicide:

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Citizen Tayne posted:

Batman doesn't exist

then who the gently caress is this guy



and why does he always have some succulents

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07-yKnKRMQ

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Citizen Tayne posted:

I grew up in Shamokin, it's a hellacious wreck full of broken people

They better get ready for a hot jerb injection !

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

haha i bought a vx 99 off ebay this week

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011

Yinlock posted:

hot doomsaying takes

it's pretty much science at this point friend

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

HycoCam posted:

Alex Jones

i want to eat him
i want his life being, his whole existence and his soul. all of it.

to be a guy who starts off by lamenting that your country is falling slowly to fascism and then when its a finally comes to pass, be a part of it

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Oxxidation posted:

He's not dead yet but I'll be glad when he is, guy sucked.

I think wishing death on people who have zero power and enjoy shitposting is not cool.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i have a serious dislike of the things that are occuring in this country, world.

who is with me

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

HycoCam posted:

Scratching my head on that one. You have two men--one feels entitled to lots of breaks and the other puts his head down and gets the job done. As for pay--how much do want to pay for produce and meat? American workers might stay on the job for $40/hour. You ready to pay $15 for a head of lettuce or $20 for a pound of hamburger?

e: The American field hands start at about twice the pay of an amigo.

perhaps someone should of thought of this before basing the usa's entire industry off of illegal immigrants and then basing their entire rhetoric on how illegal immigrants are bad

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Drunkboxer posted:

I hope they get flooded with millions of dumbass "fine ol solutions" to this simple bing bong easy task that will most def happen and work

Get this. The real wall.....is the one created by ignorance.

*Rolls down the tree map of the Aeons of Spiritual Fulfilment*

Now as you can see the Bythos gives birth to Mithros *holds for laughter* That's nonsense! Now let me get to the Cathars-

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
wait people actually buy frozen risotto and cook it in the microwave :wtc:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zyla posted:

i have a serious dislike of the things that are occuring in this country, world.

who is with me

did you know batman isn't real

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Zyla posted:

i have a serious dislike of the things that are occuring in this country, world.

who is with me

dude i really am starting to think it was not a great idea to make the former host of the celebrity apprentice have nuclear weaponry!!!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zyla posted:

i have a serious dislike of the things that are occuring in this country, world.

who is with me

i like that i am smoking weed in this country

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

did you know batman isn't real

hes as real as god is

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

What a shame, she's too cute to be a redhat.

She's still getting sent to the work camps though :smugjones:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I have high hopes that this weekend will deliver us a punched nazi.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zyla posted:

hes as real as god is

why dont people tell me these things

gently caress

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Relevant Tangent posted:

I think wishing death on people who have zero power and enjoy shitposting is not cool.

he'll be dead soon with or without my wishes, that's what's great about it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Fiction posted:

it's pretty much science at this point friend

professor of apocalypseology

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

tenderjerk posted:

I like how we're all "don't these guys know they'll make [x] mad by doing [y]?!?" as though we're ever having an election again

They're so loving stupid they'll have free elections in '20 and be boggled when they lose. Remember, Trump needs love and acclamation more than he needs power because he's a dipshit.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


I spoke to my conservative Indian coworker about this and his response was that liberals are pushing conservatives to the brink of insanity and polarizing everyone and that is why this happened.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

acceleration makes the extremely dumb assumption that something better will come from the ashes and we won't just reset to a dark ages hellscape

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

mormonpartyboat posted:

then who the gently caress is this guy



and why does he always have some succulents

quote:

I purchased a $400, very realistic Batman costume off eBay. Every couple weeks or so I put on the costume and hide, at night, in the parking lot near the east wing of my college. When I see an attractive girl walking alone to her car, I jump out and chase her, yelling things like "BATMAN'S GONNA RAPE YA!!" or "I KNOW IT'S loving YOU, CATWOMAN, YOU BITCH!!"

I later masterbate to the memory of their expressions of terror. I've only been maced once.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Relevant Tangent posted:

They're so loving stupid they'll have free elections in '20 and be boggled when they lose. Remember, Trump needs love and acclamation more than he needs power because he's a dipshit.

well i mean lets not go crazy here; theres going to be massive voter disenfranchisement where ever they can manage it

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


why won't the usa say radical christian terrorism

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