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Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I still find his face really unnerving.

It's the combination of beady eyes and how much his eyebrows dominate his face, I think.

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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Paul Zuvella posted:

How does Steven Adams get uglier ever single time I see him.

Rude. Adams is beautiful.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Is this the face of an ugly man



Unequivocally no

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Somebody was up early.
https://twitter.com/paulpierce34/statuses/835067874012102657

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Paul Zuvella posted:

How does Steven Adams get uglier ever single time I see him.

HE'S NOT UGLY YOU'RE UGLY!!!!!

!!!!

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Paul Zuvella posted:

How does Steven Adams get uglier ever single time I see him.

Actually, that's a mirror :mrapig:

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne
woe to the man who insults steven adams' visage on the internet.

Bush Did Outer Heaven fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Feb 24, 2017

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Paul Zuvella posted:

How does Steven Adams get uglier ever single time I see him.

Turn on your monitor

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

It's a decent comparison. Prime Chandler probably was a bit better in the post, due to size, but couldn't defend the P+R or play help D like Noel. I'd even argue that Noel is a better player at his age.

It's a great addition for Dallas. Goons underrate him.

Chandler had a a big leap relatively late in his development when he was 26 or so. Comparing young players to young Chandler is kind of a tricky disposition, lots of guys better than young Tyson never amounted to much.

Noel is a nice piece though, if Dallas wants to commit to him they'll do alright. I think Noel gets hurt by the maximum salary in regards to his value. He ends up with a contract that reflects his value, but most guys who are on that contract exceed the value, so he's a bit of an odd duck.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Holy poo poo I'm getting so owned right now

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Paul Zuvella posted:

Holy poo poo I'm getting so owned right now

You look like Steven Adams bitch

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
Take a second to think about how much better your life would be if you looked like Steven Adams.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

zelah posted:

Take a second to think about how much better your life would be if you looked like Steven Adams.

I mean I'd be 7 foot tall and hella athletic so I'd almost certainly be playing some from of pro basketball

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
Oh my bad I meant just your face. Your existing height, weight, and abilities stay the same.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Paul Zuvella posted:

How does Steven Adams get uglier ever single time I see him.

Turn on your monitor

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Kibner posted:

Cousins had an interview with the Undefeated this morning about his thoughts on Sacramento and being traded: https://theundefeated.com/features/demarcus-cousins-sacramento-kings-trade/

God dammit the Pelicans just got so much better

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

leftist heap posted:

Is this the face of an ugly man



Unequivocally no

1000% hunk

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

EvanTH posted:

God dammit the Pelicans just got so much better

Maybe after another 10 games or so. Definitely not last night! :v:

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
That Pelicans curse got Casspi immediately

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
This is a little late but I find Shaq is very "GBS", relying on cliche and repetition to develop his humor, instead of any sort of creative process.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Kibner posted:

It's the combination of beady eyes and how much his eyebrows dominate his face, I think.

Yeah, he looks like a Chernoff faces Dokmo makes of a team with really weird aggregate stats.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Shaq is only funny when other people are making fun of him. That and at the allstar game. Other than that he's just a stupid athlete who spent most of his career having middle aged sports writers fake laugh at his jokes because they wanted a quote.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Actually that "I killed them all", line was pretty good

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/latimessports/status/835226576119685120

that's a completely new arena, not the forum

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Going to... Inglewood now

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Metapod posted:

I accept this cause lol don't you listen to aff the rockets are going to get hosed by the refs making impossible for them to make it past the second round let alone the first

*best aff voice* no mark cuban to complain about the refs means houston rockets championship 2017 baby go rockets go bears

Sharparoni
Jan 11, 2004

THE MOST EXCITING MASCOT IN THE LAST 4000 YEARS OF COLLEGE SPORTS


Paul Zuvella posted:

Going to... Inglewood now

Check out the facts it's the Hollywood facts bro

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
nerds.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

quote:

Inglewood Mayor James T. Butts Jr.

:laugh:

I am a child

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.
Inglewood always up to no good.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

take out your diiiiiiiiiiiiicks

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Woop dee woop Inglewooood

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Have you ever looked up what the initials for H.E.B. of Spurs fame stand for?

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Kibner posted:

Have you ever looked up what the initials of H.E.B. of Spurs fame stand for?

i've tried to get this information out to multiple people here who shop at HEB and nobody believes me

e: http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18759654/golden-state-warriors-asked-turner-sports-address-shaquille-oneal-criticism-javale-mcgee

chunkles fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Feb 24, 2017

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

lol Shaq didn't have any skill okay Kevin stick to being a bitchmade choke artist

I can't believe I'm defending Shaquille O'Neal but here we are

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Jota posted:

Actually, that's a mirror :mrapig:

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

chunkles posted:

i've tried to get this information out to multiple people here who shop at HEB and nobody believes me

e: http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18759654/golden-state-warriors-asked-turner-sports-address-shaquille-oneal-criticism-javale-mcgee

When I went to SA for PAX South last year, the friend I was staying with needed to pick some stuff up so we went to an HEB. When I saw the sign with the initials spelled out, I couldn't stop laughing and had to take a picture of it. I posted it here but I lost it from my phone.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
What does HEB stand for

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

leftist heap posted:

Is this the face of an ugly man



Unequivocally no

:swoon:

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

NickRoweFillea posted:

What does HEB stand for

it stands for, you may want to sit down for this, howard e. butt

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