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Serf: May 5, 2011

fits my needs posted:

what are your options

literally anywhere. i would prefer atlanta just to be closer to my brother, but i've started applying to jobs everywhere near or in a city

hire me ed balls

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:36

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:59

anotherone: Feb 8, 2001; Username taken, please choose another one

Elder Postsman posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/cimarcos/status/831545321087959042

proposed by Ds... deez nutz

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:36

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

drat dudes I just got caught up on today gently caress.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:36

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

I've been binge watching Sandra Bullock romance comedy movies to get away from Trump

and there's 4 of them on netflix.

I started watching Two Weeks Notice, with Hugh "erm, ah, umm well" Grant

and at the end of the movie

there is a cameo with Donald fkn Trump

:negative:

I'm losing my mind

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:37

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Elephanthead posted:

How much vodka can your liver process?

not nearly enough, trust me

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:37

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

STAC Goat posted:

gently caress, man, I've been in bars that sold light beer for 25 cents.

Which was a dumb as gently caress gimmick because they sold them only in fours because they refused to deal with change and then sold them in double shot glasses. So everyone was shotgunning cheap beer and getting sloppy drunk super quick.

It was a bad bar.

There was a place like this around the corner from my apartment in college, Thursday was nickle night, $10 cover, and 20 4 or 6 oz beers (forget which) for $1. It was always a poo poo show.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:37

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Leviathan posted:

Blue collar billionaire.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:38

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

Solarin posted:

Marvin is the fuckin man

e; jesus this article is sad. It is probably good to remember not all trump voters are white supremacists lusting for muslim death. They are p fuckin dumb though

the dumb ones who just wanted their whitebread towns to flourish will absolutely 100% double down on hate and fear when trump lets them decay even farther. just watch.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:38

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

What does nite crew roll their spliffs with? I use camel :c00l:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:38

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

drat dudes I just got caught up on today gently caress.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:38

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Mordiceius posted:

Blue collar billionaire.

lol if you don't think theres truth to taht

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:38

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

fits my needs posted:

what are your options

NABCEP certification takes about 1 weekend to do and lets you keep working with ~~immigrant labor~~ fellow Overall-Wearers but in the city and suburbs.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:38

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Mo_Steel posted:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:38

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Lastgirl posted:

I've been binge watching Sandra Bullock romance comedy movies to get away from Trump

and there's 4 of them on netflix.

I started watching Two Weeks Notice, with Hugh "erm, ah, umm well" Grant

and at the end of the movie

there is a cameo with Donald fkn Trump

I'm losing my mind

There was never any cameo

You are simply going completely insanTRUMP :smugdon:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:38

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HwCHRzxEnc

holy poo poo, totally forgot about those guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJdmcHANams

pigface is good weed & chillin music

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:39

A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

you can still get $2 tall boys at most bars in the south

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:39

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Is watching MSNBC better than CNN? I'm not sure about anything anymore lol

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:39

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Lastgirl posted:

I've been binge watching Sandra Bullock romance comedy movies to get away from Trump

and there's 4 of them on netflix.

I started watching Two Weeks Notice, with Hugh "erm, ah, umm well" Grant

and at the end of the movie

there is a cameo with Donald fkn Trump

I'm losing my mind

hi has anyone introduced you to anime? it is surprisingly trump free

let me recommend all of the harem genre, they are definitely up your alley

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:39

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Solarin posted:

dont doxx me

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:39

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and the neckmonster behind him is 22

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:40

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Baloogan posted:

lol if you don't think theres truth to taht

Pizza and KFC with a fork tho

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:40

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Agrajag posted:

hi has anyone introduced you to anime? it is surprisingly trump free

most anime fans are nazis though and love trump

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:40

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

What does nite crew roll their spliffs with? I use camel

why would you want to ruin the taste of the weed?

smoke bong rips then have a cig like a real american

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:40

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

S tier - death, sleep
a tier - intoxication
b tier - general unconsciousness
c tier - posting, video games, the warm embrace of a friend or lover
joke tier - living

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:40

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

he is a blue collar billionaire because he is fat an dumb and also a billionaire

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:41

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

I only watch Trump branded anime

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:41

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

ken bone is a fat pizza poo poo

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:41

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Mordiceius posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/835226587498967041

you know who are the REAL LIBERALS? :smugdog:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:41

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Internet Webguy posted:

why would you want to ruin the taste of the weed?

smoke bong rips then have a cig like a real american

I'm getting two birds stoned at once, buddy

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:41

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Solarin posted:

it's crazy to me now that homer was only 300 lbs in this episode.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:42

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

If she wasn't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:42

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I would smoke cigs 24/7 if they weren't really smelly and bad for you and make you feel like poo poo. Otherwise they are hella tight.
edit: I like to smoke cigs but don't

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:43

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

That DICK! posted:

If she wasn't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her

ah yeah there's the blue collar feel.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:43

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Admiral Ray posted:

it's crazy to me now that homer was only 300 lbs in this episode.

loving small-fats will never know the struggle of the truly oppressed

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:43

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Plinkey posted:

There was a place like this around the corner from my apartment in college, Thursday was nickle night, $10 cover, and 20 4 or 6 oz beers (forget which) for $1. It was always a poo poo show.

There's always some dumb college bar in every college town that thinks the key to business is to fill the door by selling absurdly cheap booze and then not understanding why their bar is only occupied by cheap frat douches who break stuff and women run away in terror.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:44

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pomp posted:

S tier - death, sleep
a tier - intoxication
b tier - general unconsciousness
c tier - posting, video games, the warm embrace of a friend or lover
joke tier - living

# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:44

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

Plinkey posted:

There was a place like this around the corner from my apartment in college, Thursday was nickle night, $10 cover, and 20 4 or 6 oz beers (forget which) for $1. It was always a poo poo show.

this might be one of the worst bar ideas I've ever heard