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Braun?
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Owns 4 2.15%
Really Owns 5 2.69%
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!! 57 30.65%
120 64.52%
Total: 186 votes
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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

at least he's waiting to facefuck his side chick instead of covertly jerking off to airport pornographies.

do they still sell hardcore porn in airport bookstores and newstands? i don't think they do. there's a great david cross bit about that. something like "page 24, puckering virgin assholes...oh man, i feel bad for the person sitting next to me, 'cause i'm gonna be jerkin it!"

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
No es bueno Felipe

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Even if someone was cheating on me I wouldn't throw that poo poo out on the internet. That poo poo is so weird to me.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
If you've never jerked off in an airplane bathroom to relieve yourself of a massive erection you haven't lived, brother.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Young boy Tom you were supposed to be one of the good ones :smith:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
If you're famous and trying to cheat don't do it where it's traceable back to you.

Dirty Boy Tom lived by the pork sword and he has died by it. Feel no sympathy for DBT.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Mulaney Power Move posted:

at least he's waiting to facefuck his side chick instead of covertly jerking off to airport pornographies.

do they still sell hardcore porn in airport bookstores and newstands? i don't think they do. there's a great david cross bit about that. something like "page 24, puckering virgin assholes...oh man, i feel bad for the person sitting next to me, 'cause i'm gonna be jerkin it!"

The Daytona beach airport had hustler when I was there a month ago

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
before his dick pic leaks theyre going to make Young Boy Tom stand in a walk in freezer so it compares favorably to seth rollins's

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TheKingslayer posted:

That man should be at home face loving his loving fiance.

Yeah, where's the romance gone? :smith:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Young Boy Tom is not setting a good example for the other young boys out there in the WWE Universe.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

sportsgenius86 posted:

The Daytona beach airport had hustler when I was there a month ago

Daytona beach airport...

You just made the list! (of good airports)

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, where's the romance gone? :smith:

It died when Kevin Owens killed his best friend :smith:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

MotU posted:

before his dick pic leaks theyre going to make Young Boy Tom stand in a walk in freezer so it compares favorably to seth rollins's

Seth's penis might be smaller but it's got a much higher workrate.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
YOUNG BOY TOM HAS A BONER MAWRO

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



he's no longer a boy anymore

he is a man

a man with a massive erection

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Seth and his nazi girlfriend and Tom the horny bastard are OK with me.

DONALD TRUMP!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Face gently caress Me Phil

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

projecthalaxy posted:

Young Boy Tom is not setting a good example for the other young boys out there in the WWE Universe.

The Great Muta was once again ahead of his time

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
hello and welcome to smackdown, i'm tom phillips, your host, and this is my massive erection, LIVE!!!

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

wrestler died per dave meltzer

""Bruiser" Bob Sweetan, known as Mr. Piledriver as the babyface star of Southwest Championship Wrestling and rival of Tully Blanchard during the company's 1982-83 run on the USA Network, died on February 10th.

Sweetan, born Robert Beier, was a noted tough guy, who was also very much of a bully, and a loner. He had largely disappeared from contact with most in wrestling and was known after wrestling for sexually abusing his daughter."

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if tom philips lied about being single and the woman never would have done it otherwise that's actually not particularly "HeHe" worthy. By the way, Rusev is a top stud and should be doing main event wrestling all over the globe. am i right sweetys

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I request the thread be renamed the, "Tom Phillips Bone Zone".

Thank you.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"

- Tom Philips

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I think what Tom is doing is good as hell, actually.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Felipe Danger

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


This is perfect :)

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Out of duty, she let us believe she was the villain. A lesser woman would have been crushed by such a burden.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Cubone posted:

Out of duty, she let us believe she was the villain. A lesser woman would have been crushed by such a burden.

Does that mean Steph went to space before that?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
It's a shame a "FACEFUCK ME TOM" sign would never make air due to the tape delay.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Nobody ever wants to Hopak with Tom.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Whole lotta people making assumptions and kinkshaming Young Boy Tom's unconventional marriage

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Tom Phillips just worked you all so hard, what a bunch of marks.

When he comes out next week on Smackdown with his new Heartbreak Kid 2.0 gimmick, you're going to feel like fools

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Your honor, he face hosed the entire institution of marriage.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

That dicks wrestler of the week: Chris Jericho

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I admittedly skipped a bunch of posts, was Brazzers making a parody of the Montreal Screwjob already discussed

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

I admittedly skipped a bunch of posts, was Brazzers making a parody of the Montreal Screwjob already discussed

Read my posts

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


That DICK! posted:

Read my posts

They aren't all

That DICK! posted:

Ohhhhh woah oh, tear the farts out from my rear end ohhhh woah oh, fill it with some broken glass
so what's the point

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