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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

i want to be nude, armed, drunk, angry, frozen and joyous for the rest of my life

well 5 outta 6 ain't bad

neither is ed outta balls

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

i don't have bandoliers but i desperately want bandoliers

https://www.amazon.com/Shell-Bandolier-Ammo-Sling-Black/dp/B00BRRWCAG/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1487996589&sr=8-5&keywords=bandolier

drat they cheap too

nopants
May 29, 2004
Is John wick 2 any good?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Apraxin posted:

well, gently caress everything, burn america to the ground, etc, etc
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/835338622261997568
Gonna post the whole article, because what the hell:

this is fine because coastal elites

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Epic High Five posted:

i like plum wine a lot

easy to chug a whole bottle at a time like My Summer Car style then you remember you grabbed a bottle of vodka and poo poo starts getting interesting

umeshu is the best, i love it

it's kinda like long island iced tea in that because of the sugar you can drink a shitload of it without realizing and get absolutely shitfaced

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
lol, just lol if you think you're gonna revolution without bandoliers

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pollyanna posted:

umeshu is the best, i love it

it's kinda like long island iced tea in that because of the sugar you can drink a shitload of it without realizing and get absolutely shitfaced

Bacardi 151 syndrome

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pollyanna posted:

umeshu is the best, i love it

it's kinda like long island iced tea in that because of the sugar you can drink a shitload of it without realizing and get absolutely shitfaced

two things my wife has taught me:

1) Never drink LIIT
2) Never drink Hand Grenades

because it will never end well.

Fortunately my liver is weak enough that worst I ever got was pounding manhattans

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

"There's nothing worse than Chelada's"

Are



You



Sure


Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Umeboshi are good I roll them shits up in some onigiri, delish

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Philip Rivers posted:

Corona is gross but when u add Lime somehow it's good? Makes u think

Everything from Mexico is better with lime, which is why the drug cartels seized control of the lime orchards.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

i want to be nude, armed, drunk, angry, frozen and joyous for the rest of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6iL_Rygoj8

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

gently caress yeah
i should put all my ammo into bandoliers just drape me in the finest 170gr federal ammo

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Apraxin posted:

well, gently caress everything, burn america to the ground, etc, etc
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/835338622261997568
Gonna post the whole article, because what the hell:

drat i was all drunk and feelin good then this article

:negative:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Wish i could :420:, dui's are sucky. Piss tests for 6 months

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Philip Rivers posted:

Umeboshi are good I roll them shits up in some onigiri, delish

food waifu gettin salty

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Chokes McGee posted:

god loving drat do I want pinot noir now

thanks alcoholism you've ruined everything yet again

loook at this hoighty toighty

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Philip Rivers posted:

When I was like 16 I had a revelation that beer..... Is really just wet bread

i think that was Rincewind in The Last Continent

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Vox Nihili posted:

Everything from Mexico is better with lime, which is why the drug cartels seized control of the lime orchards.

Limon y sal y mezcalllllllll

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

good lord these are so bad. they are the worst alcohol ive had in my life

ive drank probably 4 of them

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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got any sevens posted:

Wish i could :420:, dui's are sucky. Piss tests for 6 months

Do you know when they are and if they are observed?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Duscat posted:

i think that was Rincewind in The Last Continent

end result being vegemite was a fun bit, esp since I love vegemite

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
This is like the fourth time I've been fooled into thinking Trump was gonna ease up on the impulse Twittering.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Agrajag posted:

loook at this hoighty toighty

pinot noir's just the start of the slide, by the end of the night I'll be alternating between doing shots of rubbing alcohol and emptying my entire digestive system into the toilet

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

I had 4lokos but only ever after they removed the loko

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

nopants posted:

Is John wick 2 any good?

If you liked 1, 2 is a great sequel.

Coffee and beer are almost the same, but one is hot and the other has alcohol. :krad:

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Philip Rivers posted:

Corona is gross but when u add Lime somehow it's good? Makes u think

False. Corona is better without the lime and just this side of freezing.

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
i hope andrew corncob gets piemaried by pizza bharara

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

gently caress yeah
i should put all my ammo into bandoliers just drape me in the finest 170gr federal ammo

i got 200 core-lokts

i can fit them all in this one

and i'm just drunk enough to order it

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Md 20/20 is the best surgery drink for the trump America

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Slamhound posted:

False. Corona is better without the lime and just this side of freezing.

What is this opinion even

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Philip Rivers posted:

I had 4lokos but only ever after they removed the loko

i thought those got banned for heart splosions

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mexican beer ain't gonna be super cheap for long, thanks Trump!

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

passionate dongs posted:

good lord these are so bad. they are the worst alcohol ive had in my life

ive drank probably 4 of them



Vodka, Orange Wine, Cream

Repeat this mantra to yourself as the shotgun barrel parts your lips

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/ChrisCaesar/status/835345025164853248

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/VP/status/835339112445964288
https://twitter.com/becket/status/835342668226052097

edit, screenshot:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

end result being vegemite was a fun bit, esp since I love vegemite

i liked when he invented the cork hat and everyone was like "uh that can't possibly work because if it did how come nobody thought of it before"

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

i thought those got banned for heart splosions

there's a decent chance these drinks contributed to the death of a goon

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dr_0ctag0n posted:

i got 200 core-lokts

i can fit them all in this one

and i'm just drunk enough to order it

that one is made to hold 22

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