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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Philip Rivers posted:

I had 4lokos but only ever after they removed the loko

I had real 4lokos twice and lemme tell you, the impact is Real. We played 4loko pong and normally relaxed people drat near beat each other to death.

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passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

thecluckmeme posted:



Vodka, Orange Wine, Cream

Repeat this mantra to yourself as the shotgun barrel parts your lips

see, the problem here is that i want to go back and try this and be disgusted

which is how i drank the other 4

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

One time in high school someone convinced me to both drink a maddog and smoke mystery spice fuckkkkkkk

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Philip Rivers posted:

What is this opinion even

The correct one. Try to keep up.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

passionate dongs posted:

good lord these are so bad. they are the worst alcohol ive had in my life

ive drank probably 4 of them

man, i'm glad it's not me. i bought one for a poo poo and giggle once and threw it away after two sips. i feel like it's only a matter of time before they link those directly to a string of strange chemical poisonings.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Philip Rivers posted:

I had 4lokos but only ever after they removed the loko

i got a case of SPARKS for like $9 one time, it was on clearance because of the law changes with caffeine in booze, that was a bad night. I've also had 4loko with the loko, also a terrible idea.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

snoremac posted:

This is like the fourth time I've been fooled into thinking Trump was gonna ease up on the impulse Twittering.

trump's tweeting is like my drinking

a few days off the sauce and i'm like oh my god maybe i'm not an alcoholic

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
yeah don't drunkenly buy a bandolier you fool

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Epic High Five posted:

that one is made to hold 22

lol wtf. those are definitely not 22 in like 4/5 pics. thanks for that :hfive:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

i thought those got banned for heart splosions

They banned the good stuff due to ambiguous moral panic. Basically some college kids almost died of alcohol poisoning and blamed the 'lokos.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MD 20/20 isn't bum wine anymore, it's a wine cooler

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

BUSH 2112 posted:

man, i'm glad it's not me. i bought one for a poo poo and giggle once and threw it away after two sips. i feel like it's only a matter of time before they link those directly to a string of strange chemical poisonings.
i remember thinking "haha these are next to all the unregulated herbal crap next to the cash register hell yeah"

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Caffeine and alcohol is a bad combo *chases adderall with peach vodka*

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

yeah don't drunkenly buy a bandolier you fool



need a sombrero first, you're right

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dr_0ctag0n posted:

lol wtf. those are definitely not 22 in like 4/5 pics. thanks for that :hfive:

They're 22 but it's like, one on top of the other, zoom it

It's weird, I'd worry that they'd fall out

edit - lol no you're right, looks like a different product altogether

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

spanish coffee is good

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
who the gently caress has time to put 22lr in a bandolier
bandoliers are for real cartridges, shells

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Epic High Five posted:

MD 20/20 isn't bum wine anymore, it's a wine cooler

lol my grandma bought some of those recently and didn't understand why our whole family was laughing at her drinking it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I want an SKS

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im drinking straight old spice pure spot body wash

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Vox Nihili posted:

They banned the good stuff due to ambiguous moral panic. Basically some college kids almost died of alcohol poisoning and blamed the 'lokos.

iirc the alcohol should have made them pass out but the caffeine kept em going and they ended up with impossibly high BACs and nearly died

which is loving hardcore but u can see why thatd be dangerous


also you know they're really strong and if you drink a whole 4loko that's basically the equivalent of a whole bottle of wine

the bitcoin of weed fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Feb 25, 2017

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Office Pig posted:

Wait a loving second, Clarke was actually at that loving party?

Christ what an rear end in a top hat.

i have a confession, i was at the putin/stein/clarke/flynn party too

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

They're 22 but it's like, one on top of the other, zoom it

It's weird, I'd worry that they'd fall out

edit - lol no you're right, looks like a different product altogether

yeah, one is a rimfire vs centerfire, probably .22 and .223 just amazon loving up pictures from suppliers

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I am not drinking at all this fine evening.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i'm drinkin some amber ale i got for 7 dollars/sixpack at an aldi

it's surprisingly good

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

yeah don't drunkenly buy a bandolier you fool



bandoliers are for show, but image is important in a revolution

also, when it comes to vintage stationary machine guns, having actually fired an ancient Maxim once, even though i was only allowed to shoot a few bursts, i can appreciate this guy's AAAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Vox Nihili posted:

Lmao anything in oak that long will taste like bitter trash.

how long you think my posts been oakin

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

I am not drinking at all this fine evening.

im not drinking either, but i drank earlier and will probably be drinking again in 30sec

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Vox Nihili posted:

I had real 4lokos twice and lemme tell you, the impact is Real. We played 4loko pong and normally relaxed people drat near beat each other to death.

Right before they changed it over i bought one of the last cases of them from the corner store by my apartment. Two real four lokos was a loving experience.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Wikkheiser posted:

I want an SKS

I'm planning to buy a crate of 4 or whatever

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Squizzle posted:

how long you think my posts been oakin

yr posts are like a fine toilet wine, i pretend theyre gross but deep in my heart i lvoe them

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

how long you think my posts been oakin

idk how long have you been alive??

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Fullhouse posted:

iirc the alcohol should have made them pass out but the caffeine kept em going and they ended up with impossibly high BACs and nearly died

wait what

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Baloogan posted:

wait what

get loko or die tryin

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/834797225213562880

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


What's with people with these foreheads, they're like fiveheads

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

wait what

yeah, this is also why redbull and vodka is a bad idea, it fucks with your heart/brain pretty bad if you drink a shitload of them.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

I'm planning to buy a crate of 4 or whatever
Apparently they're easier/cheaper in Canada than the States which is :aaa:

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