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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkBdzbQoFMQ

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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
they closed the thread :(

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Jimmy Hats posted:

they closed the thread :(

A good joke. Didnt think he'd go through with it!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Bombadilillo posted:

A good joke. Didnt think he'd go through with it!

It's p funny but also really upsetting I did my best to make as many posts as I could muster!! I gave it 110% and was betrayed

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

minish cap is the only good zelda
nintendo fans are genuinely weird

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I never really cared too much for the 3ds tbqh :shrug:

MageMage posted:

Only cause the hero is a trans woman. Nintendo wouldn't let that poo poo fly in a Zelda game. What would Link do if he wasn't the star of a game called The legend of Zelda?

Also you got an attack that let you poop and pee on enemies

WhyteRyce posted:

Words can't express how much I detested Skyward Sword. I mean Twilight Princess lacked a lot of charm but at least I felt like I was playing a Zelda game and not a tech demo for the Wii Motion Plus

Same

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

SeXReX posted:

I heard it has sync issues but only when you're trying to play from 15 feet away?

It's 10 feet, and people in the Switch thread in games were acting like you'd have to live in a kingly mansion to sit 10 feet away from your TV lolz

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

It's 10 feet, and people in the Switch thread in games were acting like you'd have to live in a kingly mansion to sit 10 feet away from your TV lolz

Or ignoring it. "lol this easily fixable thing. Nintendo is doomed" lolololol.

Might be easy fix if the blutooth in the joycons is not maxed out for batterylife. Might be inherent hardware problem. :iiam: Nintendo did fix people throwing wiimotes at tv's by sending out condoms so it will all work out...eventually?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Carmant posted:

Call of Duty Legacy Edition is getting as much space on my local gamestop's window as the Nintendo Switch. Let's face it this thing is dead on arrival.



i have a strong enough opinion about video games that i will take photos from the street so i can better express my opinions in internet arguments

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I like to sit I the next county and have someone FaceTime me and point their phone at the tv so this connection issue is a serious deal breaker even though like any sane person i was planning on using a pro controller while its docked

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
You can tell the hugbox is closed

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Waaaaw Nintendos are for big kids too!! *baby pacifier pops out if mouth and stick lines rise up from a dirty diaper

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Trunko posted:

Waaaaw Nintendos are for big kids too!! *baby pacifier pops out if mouth and stick lines rise up from a dirty diaper

Are you saying toys for kids are fun for man kids?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Only a few days left until the many scalpers who got pre-orders get their Switches!

I'm so excited for this.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Well the switch is kinda bad but unfortunately we live in a reality where Nintendo reps force us to buy all their products at gunpoint so...

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I heard North Korea ordered 10,000 Switches so they could emulate a 386DX Pentium 90 for their missile launch system.

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

SeXReX posted:

Well the switch is kinda bad but unfortunately we live in a reality where Nintendo reps force us to buy all their products at gunpoint so...

No even worse, people pay money for this poo poo of their own free will Hahaha

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

No even worse, people pay money for this poo poo of their own free will Hahaha

Idiots playing Zelda and keeping this company afloat. This prevents Zelda from being other platforms so the pc master race can play it. :mad:

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Vegetable posted:

gently caress you the Switch is going to be great for porn

I don't think the console has a browser.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Bombadilillo posted:

Idiots playing Zelda and keeping this company afloat. This prevents Zelda from being other platforms so the pc master race can play it. :mad:

New Zelda is just babby's first open-world game, complete with Ubisoft towers.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
15 pages and i still don't know whether to buy one








(i'll actually buy 7)

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Batterypowered7 posted:

I don't think the console has a browser.

I can't blame them. The Vita, 3DS, and WiiU were all able to be hacked to run free games thanks to the web browser.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Trunko posted:

Waaaaw Nintendos are for big kids too!! *baby pacifier pops out if mouth and stick lines rise up from a dirty diaper

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Universe Master posted:

Only a few days left until the many scalpers who got pre-orders get their Switches!

I'm so excited for this.

I feel kinda bad for them, they've been selling them marked up for under a hundred dollars on Ebay, compared to how much they were selling the wii for(especially when you consider inflation) it's a rough time for scalpers. :(

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

lorn Wayne posted:

(i'll actually buy 7)

Building a Raspberry Pi from it then?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Sony should come out with a tablet that plays PS3 games. not like disks or anything, just the ones you can download. i'm sure they could cram a PS3 into a tablet now a days. i'd totally buy that

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Universe Master posted:

New Zelda is just babby's first open-world game, complete with Ubisoft towers.

Hopefully they can put in skyward swords good motion controls for the best Zelda game ever.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

Lol

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

When you look for a USB cable Amazon will show 3 different brands and lengths but same connection USB cables and insist they are frequently bought together. Nobody does that Amazon quit being a booty.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
What wire doi need buy to to charge this poo poo in the car?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

KakerMix posted:

When you look for a USB cable Amazon will show 3 different brands and lengths but same connection USB cables and insist they are frequently bought together. Nobody does that Amazon quit being a booty.

how dare you besmirch the honor of amazon, it would never do something so uncouth! you must be thinking of the "users who viewed this item also viewed" section

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

What wire doi need buy to to charge this poo poo in the car?

It will be a proprietary one that costs $200 each.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Rutibex posted:

how dare you besmirch the honor of amazon, it would never do something so uncouth! you must be thinking of the "users who viewed this item also viewed" section

You mean customers look up what this newfangled Switch is and then decide "meh, I'll just buy it for my Wii U instead"?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Rutibex posted:

Sony should come out with a tablet that plays PS3 games. not like disks or anything, just the ones you can download. i'm sure they could cram a PS3 into a tablet now a days. i'd totally buy that

A huge chunk of post-2011 PS3 games are on Vita.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

What wire doi need buy to to charge this poo poo in the car?

It's USB C

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i wish nintendo would unfuck itself and just make a console that plugs into a tv and nothing else, and is controlled by a wireless controller that looks like it wasnt conceived by a tard with 10 kinds of palsy

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Blue Raider posted:

i wish nintendo would unfuck itself and just make a console that plugs into a tv and nothing else, and is controlled by a wireless controller that looks like it wasnt conceived by a tard with 10 kinds of palsy

but but grandmas bought the wii

Corn Burst
Jun 18, 2004

Blammo!

Blue Raider posted:

i wish nintendo would unfuck itself and just make a console that plugs into a tv and nothing else, and is controlled by a wireless controller that looks like it wasnt conceived by a tard with 10 kinds of palsy

Super Gamecube please with a helping of new Metroid.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

happyhippy posted:

Building a Raspberry Pi from it then?

I'm buying two. I'm putting one on a strap on my arm to emulate a Casio F-91W and using the other to play Super Bomberman.

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