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Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

proof of concept posted:

a bitter, sad lol @ this because wtf absurd reality am I trapped in?

https://twitter.com/theaffinitymag/status/835294222349631489

Only a few days after saying hes gonna expand the military and have the best nukes

Lmao

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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

IIRC, didn't we start school lunches in the first loving place, because the military couldn't get enough healthy (not malnourished) kids for the draft in WWII?

Oh well. we have nukes now.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Lol

I guess the propaganda machine is working pretty smoothly

Jesus Christ I don't believe that Fox is a better news source than CNN or NYT, I just find it very amusing in a poo poo-is-hosed way that the President is treating it as such

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





proof of concept posted:

a bitter, sad lol @ this because wtf absurd reality am I trapped in?

https://twitter.com/theaffinitymag/status/835294222349631489

lol this thread has reached peak cspam. That entire article was based off this bad joke:

Betsy DeVos posted:

I was the first person to tell Bernie Sanders to his face, there's no such thing as a free lunch

which i'm pretty sure is a dig on socialism and is a common saying in economics (when used to explain opportunity cost)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_ain%27t_no_such_thing_as_a_free_lunch

Anyhow, carry on with the handwringing and nervous lols

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Feb 25, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm not nervous lolling i'm going to be happily lolling until either i burn in nuclear fire or my body melts from radiation poisoning

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



when you get dunked on like that you really oughta consider retirement.

Pawn 17 posted:

Anyhow, carry on with the handwringing and nervous lols

handwringing. that's a LOL.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
"hahaha america elected donald trump" will be my final words as the apocalypse comes

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
imagine not being able to laugh at donalj d trump, the president of the united states

lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
that's not funny that's sad :(
I feel bad for them

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

proof of concept posted:

that's not funny that's sad :(
I feel bad for them

lol but :same:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Jose posted:

"hahaha america elected donald trump" will be my final words as the apocalypse comes

I want it to be my epitaph.

Assuming I die in a manner that allows me to have a memorial marker other than the burnt-out husk of rock aliens will someday preserve as a Graveyard World as a reminder to all sentient races about the follies of hubris.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

XMNN posted:

imagine not being able to laugh at donalj d trump, the president of the united states

lol

The way America is going, you'll be arrested for doing it soon enough

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
the nuke scene from terminator 2 only instead of Sarah Connor gripping the chain link fence and screaming in horror, she's talking about hillarys emails.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Minimalist Program posted:

the nuke scene from terminator 2 only instead of Sarah Connor gripping the chain link fence and screaming in horror, she's talking about hillarys emails.

lmao

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
America is the country equivalent of icarus, trump, our wax wings

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

As a smug Canadian I find it very, very funny how Fox News has become better regarded than the NYT and CNN

as an american i know this isnt actually true


.... right guys ??? :ohdear:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

When are the Red Hats going to become violent against journalists?

thathonkey posted:

as an american i know this isnt actually true


.... right guys ??? :ohdear:

FYI I was referring to what Trump was doing FYI

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
frisky dingo is very lol worthy for anyone who hasn't seen it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a47dmb7wOl0

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Jose posted:

frisky dingo is very lol worthy for anyone who hasn't seen it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a47dmb7wOl0

This clip cuts off Mr. Ford's best line:

"All Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy and place to take a poo poo with a door on it."

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
We're at 177 pages and only 2 months in. At this rate the lolling @ trump megathread is going to be 48.000 pages long before the next election.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

Captain Invictus posted:

FEEL THE BERNNNNNN



Icebern

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

haljordan posted:

This clip cuts off Mr. Ford's best line:

"All Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy and place to take a poo poo with a door on it."

while i agree its a shame its cut off this is one of my favourite jokes ever

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Minimalist Program posted:

the nuke scene from terminator 2 only instead of Sarah Connor gripping the chain link fence and screaming in horror, she's talking about hillarys emails.

LOLed

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835481237879926784

The POTUS is running a pump-and-dump scheme with America lol

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Starve the kids.
Starve the poor.
Starve the workers.
The rich need more to help you.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

Minimalist Program posted:

the nuke scene from terminator 2 only instead of Sarah Connor gripping the chain link fence and screaming in horror, she's talking about hillarys emails.
Haha

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Trump gets elected the cops think they are the punisher now.



http://www.avclub.com/article/kentucky-police-criticized-marking-cars-punishers--251027

bonus, tax dollars paid for these paints. SAD!

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Lacey posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835481237879926784

The POTUS is running a pump-and-dump scheme with America lol

If by pump and dump you mean his governing style bears a striking similarity to someone jacking themself off while pooping, yeah, I agree

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Bonus lol,

Nearly 2,000 appointed positions in the administration of President Donald Trump remain vacant, leaving many agencies with large staffing gaps waiting to be filled, according to data reviewed by CNN.

http://ktla.com/2017/02/25/nearly-2000-positions-remain-vacant-in-president-trumps-cabinet-data-shows/

whos running the show? who knows.

lol

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Lacey posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835481237879926784

The POTUS is running a pump-and-dump scheme with America lol

I can't wait.
He will announce something like the 999 plan or whatever bullshit, we will see a few minutes of the stock market rising, and then a clusterfuck collapse as people start to figure out how hosed things will become.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the global economy is going to loving collapse again.

L O L

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009

Groovelord Neato posted:

the global economy is going to loving collapse again.

L O L
global financial collapse would at least slow the acceleration of climate change lol

gotta take what you can get, y'know

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Lime Tonics posted:

Trump gets elected the cops think they are the punisher now.



http://www.avclub.com/article/kentucky-police-criticized-marking-cars-punishers--251027

bonus, tax dollars paid for these paints. SAD!

quote:

They were commissioned by police chief Cameron Logan in support of house bill that makes attacking a police officer a hate crime.

We need :circlefap: but for LOL

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Pawn 17 posted:

lol this thread has reached peak cspam. That entire article was based off this bad joke:


which i'm pretty sure is a dig on socialism and is a common saying in economics (when used to explain opportunity cost)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_ain%27t_no_such_thing_as_a_free_lunch

Anyhow, carry on with the handwringing and nervous lols

is this a toxx?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the "attacking police officers is a hate crime" pisses me off more than i think more anything else. i aint got a lol for that.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Groovelord Neato posted:

the "attacking police officers is a hate crime" pisses me off more than i think more anything else. i aint got a lol for that.

Nah, its loooooooool.
Imagine if this was legal a few years ago.
For example, when Tamir Rice was heroically brought to justice his 14 year sister who ran to fend off the cops would have been charged with a hate crime.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Dumbass liberals being the Real Racists and protecting the blacks and the muslims with "hate crime" laws...



:qq:Guuuuuuyyyyyyyssssss! We need to protect our powermad pissbabies! Make a hate crime law!:qq:

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Lime Tonics posted:

Trump gets elected the cops think they are the punisher now.



http://www.avclub.com/article/kentucky-police-criticized-marking-cars-punishers--251027

bonus, tax dollars paid for these paints. SAD!

https://youtu.be/VImnpErdDzA

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i just wanted to say right quick: gently caress the police !!!!!!! lol fuckin oink oink

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Groovelord Neato posted:

the global economy is going to loving collapse again.

L O L

My accountant said I need to double my 401k contributions to lower my tax burden lol I'm gonna do it

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