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Don't young earth creationists believe that dinosaurs were dragons and other mythical lizard creatures from the Bible?
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Feb 25, 2017 04:54
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While I know this will just go downhill, it's the creation of the meme I was talking about. However stupid it is to think dinosaurs didn't exist or whatever, I'm pretty certain that an armchair atheist vomited out this meme because they needed to remind everyone they are atheist.
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Feb 25, 2017 16:09
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Paladinus posted:Don't young earth creationists believe that dinosaurs were dragons and other mythical lizard creatures from the Bible? Depends on their justification. Some just say the bones are lies from Satan, for instance.
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Feb 25, 2017 16:18
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Barudak posted:Depends on their justification. Some just say the bones are lies from Satan, for instance. They must be a tiny minority then, because there is almost nothing about them on the internet. And I imagine they would be the type to homeschool their children anyway.
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Feb 25, 2017 16:34
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Paladinus posted:Don't young earth creationists believe that dinosaurs were dragons and other mythical lizard creatures from the Bible? Some* think that dinosaurs were indeed real, but they were unable to outrun the Flood and all drowned first which is why their bones are found so low down in the geologic column, thus proving that the Flood was real. * loving clueless idiots
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Feb 25, 2017 18:25
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Feb 25, 2017 21:20
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Yes but does he have crystal hands?
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Feb 25, 2017 22:31
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Feb 26, 2017 01:38
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Didn't happen on so many levels.
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Feb 26, 2017 02:12
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unrealistic. tall people love their height and would never stop lording it against the shorties
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Feb 26, 2017 04:43
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It wasn't a card, but I did see a guy at Islands of Adventure once who was probably verging on 8 feet tall. He was wearing a shirt that read "Yes, I'm tall."
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Feb 26, 2017 04:45
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chitoryu12 posted:It wasn't a card, but I did see a guy at Islands of Adventure once who was probably verging on 8 feet tall. He was wearing a shirt that read "Yes, I'm tall." I had the pleasure of standing behind a huge dude at a concert who was a wearing a shirt that said "Yes, I am tall. No, I will not move." Thanks for warning me, I guess?
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Feb 26, 2017 05:18
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hyperhazard posted:I had the pleasure of standing behind a huge dude at a concert who was a wearing a shirt that said "Yes, I am tall. No, I will not move." Thanks for warning me, I guess? That's like thermonuclear levels of 
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Feb 26, 2017 05:23
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eat the tall.
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Feb 26, 2017 05:33
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Tired Moritz posted:eat the tall. It's gonna take all day!
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Feb 26, 2017 05:57
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Zelder posted:It's gonna take all day! One bite at a time.
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Feb 26, 2017 06:28
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I mean tbf yes writing with a liquid ink pen can be an exercise in frustration as a lefty due to smearing the ink as you write unless you have that super formal hand position they try to make you do I do this with my right hand. I broke my arm when I was learning to write and so I had to relearn to right with my left and then relearn with my right about 9 months later so I hold my pen / pencil weird as gently caress and drag my hand across it some how.
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Feb 26, 2017 06:50
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Stoatbringer posted:Some* think that dinosaurs were indeed real, but they were unable to outrun the Flood and all drowned first which is why their bones are found so low down in the geologic column, thus proving that the Flood was real. I had a Mormon co-worker who asked if I believed that dinosaurs existed. Me: ...Yes Her: Me too! Do you know what I think happened? Me: .....No. Her: They didn't get on the Ark in time and that's why they went extinct. Me: Oh. Yeah you're probably right. It was pointless to inject reason and to argue, so I didn't even try. Plus, she had the habit of completely flying off the handle, like when I asked about polygamy ("If you bring that up again, I'm afraid we can't be friends!").
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Feb 26, 2017 08:42
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Othelloquote:That's all well and true, everyone above, but THIS Troper is the Magnificent Bastard. Always. I'm just... shall we say, unmotivated. And that's true, because I never usually have to exact revenge or anything of the sort... usually. Got a whole student body to hate one guy because he boasted too much towards me. And when he tried to denounce me, no one believed him, because I just said "He's trying to claim I'm responsible?! ME?! I'm probably the only one who doesn't try to pick on him with gusto!" I guess I learned much from Othello, eh? I've been able to avoid blame simply by keeping other people viable for blame, simply by telling them what to do. Who'd you think to blame first, the Pot-smoking, angry, faux-gangster that all the girls date for 2 weeks? Or would you blame the Obfuscatingly Stupid Gentle Giant, who really is friends with every one, and can't hurt someone to save his life? Yeah, I thought so. Villain quote:I often play the role of the Magnificent Bastard as a villain in plays. I even throw in a Villain Song. Alliance quote:This troper tends to play the scheming bastard in most vs games that permit making/breaking alliances. Typical MO is to contact everyone privately, offering an under-the-table alliance against a specific other player. I then try to look somewhat ineffectual, making token attacks on both sides while building up my strategic reserves. Both sides think I'm working for them, feinting to keep the other guy distracted, and I'll hammer 'em when the time is right. They're basically right... except that the right time is when both sides are bloodied and I can be the last man standing. What's amazing is how long it takes people to catch on. Library quote:This Cloud Cuckoo Lander troper tries to be one, and utterly fails, but he tries this in every aspect of life. He once hatched a master plan to stop some friend of his from returning a library book (thus validating his claim that even the most organized people can be late), that only succeeded because the library accidentally closed earlier that day. He accidentally thought that the library would open the next day and not that day. Since, for once, laws of reality agreed with his (false) assumption, his plan succeeded. But normally, his plans fail because people are predictable. If they were less predictable, maybe his plans would one day succeed, but until then... Books quote:This troper has gained more creds as Magnificent Bastard after completing such books like Book of 5 Rings, Art of War, 48 Laws of Power, and much more. Though I have felt I crossed some lines at times....(revenge with an ex-girlfriend taking to Disproportion Retribution levels depending how you view payback for cheating on.) Anyway, took me years to get it down and I only learned such things just for safety reasoning and to get closer to my goals. I'm just not generally smug about things I do and prefer to be friendly and only do actions if I truly feel they are for the greater good.
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Feb 26, 2017 09:17
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Khazar-khum posted:Othello I always love it when they out themselves as fat weirdos
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Feb 26, 2017 09:43
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Khazar-khum posted:Othello I wonder what faux gangster could be code for
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Feb 26, 2017 09:43
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bean_shadow posted:Mormon Ok Mormons are ridiculous, but maybe you're the rear end in this scenario?
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Feb 26, 2017 11:30
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im polygay
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Feb 26, 2017 11:38
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I wonder what faux gangster could be code for white guy who "acts black"?
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Feb 26, 2017 11:52
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Mr. Belpit posted:white guy who "acts black"? Probably now I think about it
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Feb 26, 2017 11:57
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Loren1350 posted:Ok Mormons are ridiculous, but maybe you're the rear end in this scenario? I asked her something about the Fundamentalist Mormon Church and their practice of it, not if she practiced it or if anybody she knew did. She also instigated an investigation in the department we worked in for religious intolerance, accusing our boss of "hating Mormons" and insisting that she was being persecuted.
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Feb 26, 2017 13:26
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Any time I read one of these tropers talking about how indestructible they are, I imagine every single one of these incidents starts and ends with them doing that stupid Naruto run.
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Feb 26, 2017 16:47
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Tired Moritz posted:eat the tall. Kill heighty
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Feb 26, 2017 17:14
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That last batch of tropers was delectable. "I jumped off a roof and stabbed a kid with a PENCIL" or "I said something clever and now everybody loves me" can't hold a candle to "Not a single goddamn thing happened. Also, I'm super smart and brooding".
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Feb 26, 2017 17:19
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bean_shadow posted:("If you bring that up again, I'm afraid we can't be friends!"). Sounds like a win win tbh
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Feb 26, 2017 17:55
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Tired Moritz posted:unrealistic. tall people love their height and would never stop lording it against the shorties  (  )
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Feb 26, 2017 18:41
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Sounds like a win win tbh We weren't really friends. She latched on to me at work because she thought she could convert me. She was impressed with me because I apparently knew more about Mormonism than most people she came into contact with. When she saw she couldn't, we drifted apart.
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Feb 26, 2017 22:06
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Tired Moritz posted:eat the tall. loving ankle-biters.
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Feb 26, 2017 22:23
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Some of us at work bought a set of cards like that for our tall coworker cuz he complained about how people always asked the same questions, and I can definitely see that guy using them. Maybe not standing around to get photographed.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:41
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Khazar-khum posted:Library This somehow is both The Most Boring and The Most Unintelligible Troper Tale I've ever read. 
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Feb 27, 2017 04:22
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Khazar-khum posted:Villain "Throw in" a song. To the delight of everyone else in the play.
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Feb 27, 2017 09:09
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:"Throw in" a song. To the delight of everyone else in the play. As someone who was in theater in high school, a good deal of those lameos woud indeed love it.
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Feb 27, 2017 11:22
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fullroundaction posted:This somehow is both The Most Boring and The Most Unintelligible Troper Tale I've ever read. He's such a fuckup he can't even make his friend be late to return a library book. This was to teach him a life lesson, you see *spooky music* But the library was closed anyway...!!!
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Its easy to join the Army, its not easy to write "The Man Who Sold The World".
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