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120 | 64.52% |
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How will Young Boy Tom ever explain himself to his uncle and his daddy?
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Feb 25, 2017 05:24
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Given how he is standing, I would imagine Young Boy Tom is very good at limbo.
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Feb 25, 2017 06:09
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Between JBL's female bodybuilder wanking and this, whatever Byron Saxton gets caught with better be good. Knowing him it'll be something lame like he forgot to pay for a coffee at a gas station 
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Feb 25, 2017 07:34
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Byron has been on a serial spree where he takes people's toast off their continental breakfast platters at hotels and he drops it in their milk.
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Feb 25, 2017 07:55
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Blaise330 posted:Between JBL's female bodybuilder wanking and this, whatever Byron Saxton gets caught with better be good. Knowing him it'll be something lame like he forgot to pay for a coffee at a gas station It's bad enough that Byron saxton gets caught in public being Byron saxton
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Feb 25, 2017 08:48
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JamMasterJim posted:Another WWE poll. No Tozawa. Poll invalid. 
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Feb 25, 2017 10:35
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I think it'd be great if Byron and Otunga were booked into a feud that takes place in the middle of Antartica so we never have to see or hear either of them again.
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Feb 25, 2017 12:19
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If there's one thing WWE is amazing at its finding the most boring black guys in the entire entertainment industry. Or in Apollo's case, they'll go the extra mile to make sure they're boring.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:06
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David Otunga is the most boring man alive regardless of race, experience, or fame of wife
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Feb 25, 2017 13:15
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I guarantee the Otungas go to a breakfast place that has like 80 types of pancakes and they order the regular ones with no syrup.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:21
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Otunga's been alright at calling out JBL on his bullshit lately. Or at least at indirectly exposing the dumb WWE logic of heel commentators always doing mental gymnastics to root for heels when there's no real reason they should like every bad guy. Byron however is unforgivable.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:29
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Sounded like JBL was going to pop a blood vessel trying to put over Tyler Breeze's char this week. I remember when he debuted he'd just hate on Breeze and Ziggler at the same time.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:37
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Blaise330 posted:Sounded like JBL was going to pop a blood vessel trying to put over Tyler Breeze's char this week. I remember when he debuted he'd just hate on Breeze and Ziggler at the same time. I want Breezango to get a 10 minute match so I can hear JBL go insane ranting about his political views on police
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Feb 25, 2017 15:29
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Byron is good though
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Feb 25, 2017 15:47
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I bet the Face gently caress Me Finn girl would've kept it quiet
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Feb 25, 2017 16:52
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actually she would've tried to sell t-shirts about it
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Feb 25, 2017 17:11
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Blaise330 posted:Sounded like JBL was going to pop a blood vessel trying to put over Tyler Breeze's char this week. I remember when he debuted he'd just hate on Breeze and Ziggler at the same time. Once when I think Jericho won and he decided to have a "you still got it" chant by himself and kept going until it was funny and then kept going until it stopped being funny and then kept going until it started being funny again, and once when he was like "they ain't got no kendo sticks in the serengeti!!! no ice cubes in puerto rico!!!!!!!!" I can't remember why. I love JBL, the man's crackers
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Feb 25, 2017 21:59
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i liked that two weeks when fandango was popular and he kept using "fandangoing" as a thinly veiled metaphor for loving. there were lines like "when was last time you fandangoed, maggle?!" or "i fandangoed in the shower this morning"
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Feb 25, 2017 22:18
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Blaise330 posted:If there's one thing WWE is amazing at its finding the most boring black guys in the entire entertainment industry. How How did they gently caress up Apollo so badly He's a big man built like a truck that moves like a cruiserweight You have to actively gently caress this up
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Feb 25, 2017 22:19
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He was called up too quickly. I don't think he had enough time to develop a character in NXT.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:23
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He's also short and black. This is WWE.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:23
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Lid posted:How It's easy when you call him up too early, give him no personality, and give him zero feuds for months.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:25
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keevo posted:He was called up too quickly. I don't think he had enough time to develop a character in NXT. Used to be you'd watch WWE and there'd be some guy you haven't seen show up and he'd bomb or shine depending on his move set, promo and how they'd use him. This is exactly how it is today, cuz most people don't watch the indies or NXT.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:28
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things I know about apollo crews: he came from an underprivileged family, he likes shoes i learned both of these by watching talking smack
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Feb 25, 2017 22:28
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HHH has said they don't just call people up from NXT until they're ready and they know what they are going to do with them.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:29
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The thing is when Apollo debuted on NXT the feeling was he should've been on the main roster yesterday. Between the up top rivalry of Owens v Sami at the time Apollo was like a Lesnar level cant miss prospect - he had the look, he had the skills, he hady a body, no promos but when has that stopped WWE before when it comes to hosses. Like he should've gotten over on workrate alone like Cesaro but they made him as bland as possible, including his in ring work toned down. Edit: even before he debuted seeing stuff from Uhaa Nation made it seem like he was a dream - a ripped Willie Mack.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:33
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oldpainless posted:HHH has said they don't just call people up from NXT until they're ready and they know what they are going to do with them. So you're saying he's a liar.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:38
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oldpainless posted:HHH has said they don't just call people up from NXT until they're ready and they know what they are going to do with them. HHH is even more unfit to take over the company than I thought if he looked at Enzo, Cass, and Apollo (just 3 examples) and thought they were absolutely ready. Not even getting into the "know what to do with them" part because 
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Feb 25, 2017 22:39
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Chris James 2 posted:HHH is even more unfit to take over the company than I thought if he looked at Enzo, Cass, and Apollo (just 3 examples) and thought they were absolutely ready. Not even getting into the "know what to do with them" part because Cubone posted:So you're saying he's a liar. I think it was the Seth Rollins doc or at least he was talking about Seth Rollins. Something about how Seth was in NXT but he just wasn't quite ready yet. And then how bringing a guy up to the main roster with no idea of what to do with him only hurts the guy and the company so it doesn't make sense to randomly call people up.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:51
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oldpainless posted:I think it was the Seth Rollins doc or at least he was talking about Seth Rollins. Something about how Seth was in NXT but he just wasn't quite ready yet. And then how bringing a guy up to the main roster with no idea of what to do with him only hurts the guy and the company so it doesn't make sense to randomly call people up. It's also known that Seth had a CM Punk esque chip on his shoulder for being ready forever and they just left them languishing in developmental, and several agents never wanted to bring Seth up because teaching him a lesson in false humility so..
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Feb 25, 2017 22:59
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The blame for Apollo's failure lies squarely on the shoulders of creative. They failed to give him a character, they failed to give him any motivation, and they've failed to put him in exciting storylines. Blaming him is pointless because it's clear he's going out and just working with the pile of poo poo they smear all over a script for him every night.
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Feb 25, 2017 23:02
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:The blame for Apollo's failure lies squarely on the shoulders of creative. They failed to give him a character, they failed to give him any motivation, and they've failed to put him in exciting storylines. Blaming him is pointless because it's clear he's going out and just working with the pile of poo poo they smear all over a script for him every night. He was boring in NXT, too
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Feb 25, 2017 23:06
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IcePhoenix posted:He was boring in NXT, too Is creative suddenly not in charge of all these things for NXT?
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Feb 25, 2017 23:09
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I feel like not letting him do a flip helps. People lose their poo poo when BRAUN does a kip up. They would go nuts if Apollo was doing the sort of flips he did on the indies.
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Feb 25, 2017 23:10
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Apollo's first match against Finn, the one that Corbin came out and interrupted, was really really good and it's been downhill ever since
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Feb 25, 2017 23:11
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Gumball Gumption posted:I feel like not letting him do a flip helps. People lose their poo poo when BRAUN does a kip up. They would go nuts if Apollo was doing the sort of flips he did on the indies. All this post made me think about was Braun doing flips and now I'm aroused
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Feb 25, 2017 23:12
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Is creative suddenly not in charge of all these things for NXT? His problem isn't his character his problem is that he has none. Like I've literally never seen anything that suggests to me he has one and whenever I ask people for examples from his indy stuff the response is "he does flips!"
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Feb 25, 2017 23:14
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Chris James 2 posted:HHH is even more unfit to take over the company than I thought if he looked at Enzo, Cass, and Apollo (just 3 examples) and thought they were absolutely ready. Not even getting into the "know what to do with them" part because
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Feb 25, 2017 23:16
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He had this one good segment with Breeze where he was all smiley but in a lowkey threatening way like hey we have a match next week it's gonna be fun are you looking forward to it too?while constantly shifting position to stop Breeze from walking past him. That would have been a cool character to develop imo
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oldpainless posted:I think it was the Seth Rollins doc or at least he was talking about Seth Rollins. Something about how Seth was in NXT but he just wasn't quite ready yet. And then how bringing a guy up to the main roster with no idea of what to do with him only hurts the guy and the company so it doesn't make sense to randomly call people up. The idea that Tyler Black's indy career did not make him ready, but Big Cass' natural height did is basically WWE for its entire history, and I find it really loving funny that people like Terry Taylor are continuing it
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