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Here's a great one for the "buried lede" file: My [20f] boyfriend [22m] won't take his shirt off in front of me Right away, my first thought was "Well, he's got something weird, like a birthmark or mole, or red blotch or something he's embarrassed about. Maybe a third nipple." Oh no, my friends. quote:Been together 6 months. When I first met my bf, over a year ago he was very in shape, he was fit and muscly. (I wasn't with him at the time) Shortly before we got together he tried lifting too much at the gym and suffered from an umbilical hernia. He refuses to get it fixed even though it's a very simple surgery. I don't know why. He hates talking about it and gets frustrated when I mention it. 
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well poo poo, Kuato, at least it ain't a swastika
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Feb 25, 2017 16:19
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Looked that up. Man thanks to the incel thread and this one soon Im gonna be a medical doctor of the least useful bits of human anatomy.
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Feb 25, 2017 16:25
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 on a budding young black widow rolling victims for cash before dumping the bodies.
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Feb 25, 2017 17:19
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WampaLord posted:Here's a great one for the "buried lede" file: dude needs to fix this before it gets bad and he ends up dying or losing an organ because it got constricted
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Feb 25, 2017 17:25
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Me [15 M/F] with my Mom[49 M/F] . Thought I was looking at child pornography.quote:Greetings, and thank you for reading. Anime, not even once
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Feb 25, 2017 18:05
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That tells me mom caught her watching hentai featuring girls of dubious age
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Feb 25, 2017 18:06
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I don't understand the title. They're both M/F? MtF trans?
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:I don't understand the title. They're both M/F? MtF trans? He/she is being cagey. From the comments quote:[–]hhjmk9[S] [score hidden] 3 minutes ago Edit to add quote:Me [15M] with my "phases"Personal issues At least he's in therapy. La Brea Carpet fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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Feb 25, 2017 18:10
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La Brea Carpet posted:From the comments uhhhhh IRL? So just online little girls. Gotcha. What the gently caress.
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Feb 25, 2017 18:12
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La Brea Carpet posted:Me [15 M/F] with my Mom[49 M/F] . Thought I was looking at child pornography.
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Feb 25, 2017 18:19
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La Brea Carpet posted:At least he's in therapy.
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Feb 25, 2017 18:20
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p rude posted:What does a 19 year old college student do such that she's "not short on money"? I was going to say "someone living at home for free and working full time at anything slightly better than McJob level while they take a couple classes online can easily sock away a decent wad", but then I saw the completely unnecessary part where she says she doesn't want to say what she does so yeah it involves sex or drugs.
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Feb 25, 2017 18:41
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p rude posted:What does a 19 year old college student do such that she's "not short on money"? Oh please, camming is the new thing. You make your own hours, good pay, no creepy strip club owners taking a cut, and you don't even have to leave your house.
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Feb 25, 2017 18:44
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p rude posted:What does a 19 year old college student do such that she's "not short on money"? Cam girl, probably. e;fb
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Feb 25, 2017 19:31
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WampaLord posted:Here's a great one for the "buried lede" file: Jesus Christ. My mom got an umbilical hernia last June and it put her in the hospital for over a week; it had gotten infected and she probably wouldn't have survived if my girlfriend (now fiancee) and I were 24 hours later getting her into the hospital.
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Feb 25, 2017 19:47
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Gerblyn posted:Could be ketosis, which can be caused by eating too much protein and not enough carbohydrates. It makes your breath smell from all the weird chemicals your body produces as it burns fat for energy, and if you do a lot of exercise it will make your sweat smell weird as well.  That makes too much sense. But jesus christ, I didn't think she meant that high protein of a diet. I have never heard of even pro body-builders being in ketosis for weeks at a time.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:52
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keto is high-fat, moderate protein
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Feb 25, 2017 21:53
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Doc Hawkins posted:
I'd still bet on him using whey protein powder with plenty of lactose in it while being lactose intolerant. He's also probably consuming way more than he needs.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:59
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darkwasthenight posted:Oh please, camming is the new thing. You make your own hours, good pay, no creepy strip club owners taking a cut, and you don't even have to leave your house. Yup. Camming pays way better and is also much lower stress at age 19 than working at some chain restaurant, local diner, or grocery store. It's a really good idea!
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Feb 25, 2017 22:23
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CheesyDog posted:keto is high-fat, moderate protein Most people who do it on purpose eat that way, yes, but if he keeps calories constant and eats much more protein, that necessarily means he's eating fewer carbs. It even makes some people's piss smell especially heinous, which matches the evidence of the face-melting bathroom.
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Doc Hawkins posted:
That's now how ketosis works. You're not gonna accidentally go into ketosis and if you eat a very high protein diet you won't go into it period because of gluceogenesis
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Feb 25, 2017 22:35
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Tolkien minority posted:That's now how ketosis works. You're not gonna accidentally go into ketosis and if you eat a very high protein diet you won't go into it period because of gluceogenesis Ketosis is a known consequence of high protein, low carbohydrate diets. The main reason you lose weight on diets like the Aitkins diet is due to ketosis, since the body can't get enough calories from protein and is forced to start using up fat stores for energy. Ketosis might not be what's the cause in this particular, case, but it really is something you can go into by accident if you start doing dumb things with your diet, like replacing meals with protein shakes.
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Gerblyn posted:Ketosis is a known consequence of high protein, low carbohydrate diets. The main reason you lose weight on diets like the Aitkins diet is due to ketosis, since the body can't get enough calories from protein and is forced to start using up fat stores for energy. Ketosis might not be what's the cause in this particular, case, but it really is something you can go into by accident if you start doing dumb things with your diet, like replacing meals with protein shakes. Khorne fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Feb 26, 2017 |
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Feb 26, 2017 00:11
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If you eat an excess of protein it is converted into glucose via gluconeogenesis, preventing the body from switching to ketones as a primary energy source. By definition it can't be more than a moderate protein diet.
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Ketosis is caused by an absence of glucose, not a surplus of protein. Drinking protein shakes is not going to make your diet ketogenic.
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Feb 26, 2017 00:17
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Psycho Society posted:Ketosis is caused by an absence of glucose, not a surplus of protein. Drinking protein shakes is not going to make your diet ketogenic. Again, I think it's reasonable to assume from the word "diet" that he is at least keeping total calories constant if not reducing them. If it isn't ketosis I have no idea what it is. She doesn't mention farts, it's just body and bathroom odour.
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Feb 26, 2017 00:25
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Sometimes if I eat a lot of meat and slam three energy drinks in a day my pee smells like rotten Cheerios.
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Feb 26, 2017 00:46
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My piss smells good.
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My girlfriend can't smell asparagus-pee smell, I'm jealous. I hate eating asparagus just because of that Also I skipped 3000 posts, miss any tedious derails?
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ZombieJesus posted:Also I skipped 3000 posts, miss any tedious derails? Most of them, yeah
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ZombieJesus posted:My girlfriend can't smell asparagus-pee smell, I'm jealous. I hate eating asparagus just because of that The smell of 1000 sewers venting at the same time
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ZombieJesus posted:My girlfriend can't smell asparagus-pee smell, I'm jealous. I hate eating asparagus just because of that This gave me an idea for a terrible secret word. Only one result, but... I [29M] cheated on my girlfriend [28F]. She's not breaking up with me, but not forgiving me, either. I don't know if I can be in a relationship like this. quote:My girlfriend and I have been together for 5 years. For the majority of our relationship, things were fantastic. In 2014 we hit a rough patch. She was going through a lot of stress, I was dealing with family issues, we weren't connecting...things were bad. That being said, I have no excuse for what I did. I cheated on her. It was a one time thing and I immediately regretted it. Even worse, I didn't tell her right away. Towards the end of 2015, however, I did.  Why won't she trust me after I proved I wasn't trustworthy?It's not like it needed to be proven, but it gives great evidence against trying to "make it work" after getting cheated on: even if the cheater did everything you wanted and never betrayed you again, would that really make you happy?
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To be fair, either she forgives him or she doesn't. Holding it over his head and using it for leverage in perpetuity isn't healthy for anyone.
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Feb 26, 2017 02:03
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Then the ball is in his court to be an adult and break up, no sympathy from me there
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Feb 26, 2017 02:09
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Doc Hawkins posted:or if she could remember that I hate cilantro and leave it on the side of dishes Unless he has the issue where it tastes soapy, he deserves everything he gets. 
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Feb 26, 2017 02:26
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Sounds like you need to break up cause this relationship is much like the woman you slept with, forever hosed by your actions
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Feb 26, 2017 02:27
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"I cheated on my girlfriend, and now she treats me like a cheater and shuts down petty arguments about leaving a towel out, truly this is a torture no man can bear " Sever with her because she deserves better
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Feb 26, 2017 02:28
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Yea, this is why you don't try to make it work with a cheater, the trust is destroyed and it can never be rebuilt.
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Why'd he even tell her at that point? If I found out on my deathbed that my wife had a one night stand during a rough patch 4 years into our relationship then never did it again I don't think I would give a poo poo. I mean sure if you gently caress up the right thing to do is be honest about it immediately but he already kept it a secret for a year of allegedly good behavior so at that point he prolly shoulda just kept it to himself.
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