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Did NOT realize I was a PAGE 700 SNYYYYYYYYYYPA!
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SatoshiNakamoto posted:What, did you think i was going to stay for breakfast? So did you end up getting a refund when you were about to get evicted and didn't have any money because you spent it all on a bad video game?
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SatoshiNakamoto posted:What, did you think i was going to stay for breakfast? Well, since you got kicked out of your appartment I kinda expected it.
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You know you have me watching Bottom again, good dam love that show, if I had SC Whale type money (and mental issues) I would totally use the money and feeble mind to rebuild their flat/studio just so I could sit around making Bottom type jokes.
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SatoshiNakamoto posted:What, did you think i was going to stay for breakfast? Did you sell that Idris in the end? The one I told you to sell about two years ago, or get a refund for it? Also how are your bitcoin investments going and did you get a new job?
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trucutru posted:When even one of our old friends is calling them out on their bullshit you know CIG has a problem. They hired a new community manager. So they spent this week refactoring the CM pipeline and didn't have time to make the schedule.
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I did indeed get a full refund of some $4,000 in the end, and I'm therefore now a mere "civilian" in the 'verse. Never got evicted from my apartment. I'm working at two jobs right now delivering goods and food via bicycle in Manhattan. This week i'll be attempting to secure some sort of shoddy health"care" through New York's gross for-profit "healthcare market". Hopefully this will enable me to get the decades of therapy I so clearly need. My bitcoin investments are doing extremely well and I recently celebrated by purchasing an R9 Fury GPU to replace my aging r9 290x. Got a decent OC on it too, 1120MHZ @105% voltage. Sadly was unable to unlock any of the 8 potential Fury X cores. It's nice to be here with all of you again. I missed you. I apologize for my rude and ungentlemanly behavior during prior visits to these wonderful comedy fora.
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Oh, I also proposed to my gf of 5 years and she said yes. We're to be married next fall or so.
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SatoshiNakamoto posted:I did indeed get a full refund of some $4,000 in the end, and I'm therefore now a mere "civilian" in the 'verse. healthcare should be free or at least operate at cost rite. 
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I thought Seraph was supposed to be a mega-billionaire or something, this is like finding out Santa isn't real
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Thoatse posted:p 700 This is a very cute a good post thank you
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SatoshiNakamoto posted:I did indeed get a full refund of some $4,000 in the end, and I'm therefore now a mere "civilian" in the 'verse. You write civilian but I read wageslave plebescrub. SatoshiNakamoto posted:I'm working at two jobs right now delivering goods and food via bicycle in Manhattan. And then you confirm it. You should invest in bitcoin, I heard it's going to the moon lately. SatoshiNakamoto posted:Oh, I also proposed to my gf of 5 years and she said yes. We're to be married next fall or so. (Insert pedo joke in here)
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Thoatse posted:p 700 sorry to those with cattes in this thread, but these are easily bestest pet evah.
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SatoshiNakamoto posted:Never got evicted from my apartment. I'm working at two jobs right now delivering goods and food via bicycle in Manhattan. You should buy a car, also congrats on following my advice and ditching the Idris.
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Beet Wagon posted:You uh.... gonna out yourself just like that, huh? page 700, hurry up and nominate Kayak for the top dog tournament already
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hot balls man no homo posted:page 700, hurry up and nominate Kayak for the top dog tournament already I don't know whether to choose Sunglasses Kayak or Regular Kayak 
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Beet Wagon posted:I don't know whether to choose Sunglasses Kayak or Regular Kayak Why not both? (Training glasses Kayak)
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Minnesota Mixup posted:Is this game out yet? Yes! Google Hellion
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dear jmg on the frontier forums you're a loving moron when it comes to donating vs preordering for this poo poo game star citizen since you're a commercial lawyer by trade, you should probably realize that digital goods are not taxed in the U.S. this is different in the UK, where digital goods have to be taxed do you think I'm donating to Sony or Valve when I buy poo poo off their stores? good goddamn you're stupid lol
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TheAgent posted:dear jmg on the frontier forums When people say they are a lawyer on the internet, I find that they tend to be the least likely to actually be lawyers.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:When people say they are a lawyer on the internet, I find that they tend to be the least likely to actually be lawyers.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:When people say they are a lawyer on the internet, I find that they tend to be the least likely to actually be lawyers. TheAgent posted:a game full of auditors and lawyers Prolly pretty obvious by now, BUT, in case there are any doubts, IANAL, nor am I German. And my accounting is atrocious.
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Space Crabs posted:While going through the old thread to find MoMA swearing that "optimized pipelines" would put him in the dragonfly by the end of 2016 I ran across this gem again GDC Vault - Star Citizen: Going Beyond Crowdfunding Overview posted:With a record-smashing crowdfunding campaign and Hollywood-caliber visuals, Chris Roberts' Star Citizen is setting new standards in game development. Star Citizen is also breaking new ground in community interaction, continuing development support by keeping an active fan base involved through the entire development cycle. Star Citizen has treated its audience differently. This not only enabled Cloud Imperium Games to raise more money than any other crowdfunded project, but more importantly, it allowed them to build a huge, vibrant and growing community that gives the project a head start on the large player base needed to support a massive virtual universe like Star Citizen. In his talk, Chris will outline some of the ideas that have worked best when building the Star Citizen community and the types of content that seem to energize the fan base. Traditional Retail vs Crowd Funded Projects 
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Mirificus posted:GDC Vault - Star Citizen: Going Beyond Crowdfunding Yeah, they basically violated every modern project management paradigm.
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