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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Leviathan posted:

lol if you dont think donny's hair solution is surgical

it's actually a botched surgery, that he raped his wife over

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

That is literally why Hillary lost. She just couldn't get an erection.

yea her legs def couldn't stay erect



swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Solarin posted:

credit: some goon I dont know



Thanks mystery goon!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol just lol if you don't talk about impotency of heads of state with your parents

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

it's actually a botched surgery, that he raped his wife over

that was prototype scalp reduction. i'm sure he had the one later where they pluck the hairs out of the back of your head and place 'em up front

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Hey, ma! Guess who can't get erections anymore? No, it's not me!

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Solarin posted:

honestly not inherently a bad thing, because the way the media usually covers mass shooters is insane and these poo poo lord murderers should not be made into celebrities. OTOH it's lovely that the consequences of Islamophobia being stoked by politicians doesn't hit people in the face harder

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/ne...date=2017-02-25

Islamaphobia? No such thing, according to Lord Black and the mouth breathers in the comment section of the Post.

I used to like this paper and thought the Globe was too left, last year and a bit I've really pivoted, especially every time they publish Conrad.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

FactsAreUseless posted:

Hey, ma! Guess who can't get erections anymore? No, it's not me!

Prove it

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Nichael posted:

kinda masturbatory!

stay positive, comrade

Was the vote just within the district or was it state wide? I couldn't figure it out on the elections site. Boy will my face be red if I could have voted!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I think I found one of Melania's alt accounts.

https://twitter.com/Oceana/status/835663185193676801

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Noice

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Asproigerosis posted:

Was the vote just within the district or was it state wide? I couldn't figure it out on the elections site. Boy will my face be red if I could have voted!

it was just the 10th senate district but I heard that millions of illegals came in and voted :ohdear:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

apatheticman posted:

The chefs refuse to turn it into the shoe leather that Trump likes.

I salute you chefs.

RESIST

Does Trump really get his steaks well done?


He really is 100% unlikable.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Eifert Posting posted:

Does Trump really get his steaks well done?


He really is 100% unlikable.

I know, meat's murder and it's really hosed up that he eats it.

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Nichael posted:

I know, meat's murder and it's really hosed up that he eats it.

meat is merciful euthanasia cause the cows no longer have to live in this timeline

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Why do libertarians always have dork-rear end names

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


is this the event some kuwaiti diplos are hosting at his hotel?

I think they're paying $60,000 to use the space, so it looks like you can get access to the prez for as little as $60k lmao haha

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Getting a steak well done is a massive, shrieking character flaw.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Eifert Posting posted:

Does Trump really get his steaks well done?


He really is 100% unlikable.

Yes he prefers his steaks well done

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Eifert Posting posted:

Getting a steak well done is a massive, shrieking character flaw.

Slay those who don't order at least medium rare.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

FAUXTON posted:

Why do libertarians always have dork-rear end names
They basically have the same backstories as supervillains.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



wow that is really inappropriate, shame on delaware!

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Eifert Posting posted:

Does Trump really get his steaks well done?


He really is 100% unlikable.

he likes it when his steaks are so burnt they rock back and forth on the plate

not joking

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Eifert Posting posted:

Does Trump really get his steaks well done?


He really is 100% unlikable.

https://newrepublic.com/minutes/131555/confirmed-trump-likes-steaks-insanely-well-done

He is a true monster

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nichael posted:


wow that is really inappropriate, shame on delaware!

*carefully inspects image with jeweler's glass*

hmmm

yeah, that's a genuine Nazi number

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

the only time a steak is acceptable well done is if you plan to take it home and eat it for later, otherwise lmaooooooooooooooooooooo if you don't want some juciness of a medium or rarer

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




what if pete buttigiegs name were dick buttigieg

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Nichael posted:

it was just the 10th senate district but I heard that millions of illegals came in and voted :ohdear:

Ok good, this was the conclusion I came to. Looking at the maps that looks like a lovely district that is full of right wingers, especially since it stretches so far past the canal.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

the only time a steak is acceptable well done is if you plan to take it home and eat it for later, otherwise lmaooooooooooooooooooooo if you don't want some juciness of a medium or rarer

how... how is it appropriate even in this circumstance

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Squizzle posted:

what if pete buttigiegs name were dick buttigieg
It already is.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
If the steak isn't mooing when it hits your plate you're a bad person

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

the only time a steak is acceptable well done is if you plan to take it home and eat it for later, otherwise lmaooooooooooooooooooooo if you don't want some juciness of a medium or rarer

why the hell would you ever order steak to eat later. steak should be eaten right off the broiler/grill and served on a screaming hot plate covered in sizzling melting butter

Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes

I used to hate this but I've come around on it and I appreciate what you're doing with it

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
eat food the way you find the most joy in eating it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FactsAreUseless posted:

It already is.

makes me feel good

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

logikv9 posted:

how... how is it appropriate even in this circumstance
medium steak meat tastes funky after like 12 hours in the fridge and i chop them up to put in omelettes or burritos the next day

Leviathan posted:

why the hell would you ever order steak to eat later. steak should be eaten right off the broiler/grill and served on a screaming hot plate covered in sizzling melting butter
casino "use it or lose it" comp

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
lmao trumped pussed out of the correspondents dinner

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Leviathan posted:

why the hell would you ever order steak to eat later. steak should be eaten right off the broiler/grill and served on a screaming hot plate covered in sizzling melting butter
Why would you butter a steak?

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Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

the only time a steak is acceptable well done is if you plan to take it home and eat it for later, otherwise lmaooooooooooooooooooooo if you don't want some juciness of a medium or rarer

Actually that's when you want it as rare as possible so when you reheat it it turns medium and still has some pink left

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