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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Someone took the idea of "renationalise the railways" a bit too far

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


MikeCrotch posted:

Someone took the idea of "renationalise the railways" a bit too far



:allbuttons:

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrYUl8-WTg

I guess that's what you can get away with when your equipment is on rails...

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

MikeCrotch posted:

Someone took the idea of "renationalise the railways" a bit too far



Sieg Reil! :godwin:

Alternatively; At least the trains would finally run on time.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


:goonsay: Actually...

sorry if this is :thejoke: and common knowledge round these parts but in this trying time any and all positive references to fascism deserve prompt accurate refutation, I think

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


My dad was a train engineer for 42 years

Edit: also an alcoholic

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

FuturePastNow posted:

My dad was a train engineer for 42 years

Edit: also an alcoholic

No need to repeat yourself.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde

wolrah posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrYUl8-WTg

I guess that's what you can get away with when your equipment is on rails...

Axeman Jim
Nov 21, 2010

The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.

MikeCrotch posted:

Someone took the idea of "renationalise the railways" a bit too far



Aw man the captions just write themselves:

"A lovely stopgap DMU that will (be forced to) last ein thousand years!!"

"British Heil"

"We apologise for the late departure of the blitzkreig..."

"We invaded Russia but they had the wrong kind of snow."

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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http://www.ble-t.org/pr/news/newsflash.asp?id=5937

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
http://i.imgur.com/40Wnj2v.mp4

idiot http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/28/daft-driver-narrowly-avoids-being-crushed-by-intercity-train-6479006/

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
That headline is exactly how I wish these sorts of incidents were reported in the US. Usually we get "family hit by train" or something similar. Nah, we need the brutally honest report. "Drunk dumbass was somewhere he shouldn't be" would be much nicer and realistic.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Can't offend the family of the "victims"

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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Hunter Harrison's ideal CP switch crew
http://i.imgur.com/xH4KjbS.mp4

JuffoWup
Mar 28, 2012

B4Ctom1 posted:

Hunter Harrison's ideal CP switch crew
http://i.imgur.com/xH4KjbS.mp4

I always wondered how those manufacturing sites I've seen with 3-4 cars parked moved them around to unload them as needed without a shunter in sight. Mainly asphalt/concrete places. They have a siding of the main line, but wondered how they moved the cars around as needed.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice
Depends on the industry and how much they care.. about anything. I've seen cars moved around by cable and winch setup, but also towed by backhoe.
Sometimes you'll have idiots hook their chains through the ladders & yank them almost off the car body.



vv e: sorry phone posting from the app, last time I didn't and the pics displayed friggin huge on a computer

NoWake fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 3, 2017

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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NoWake posted:

Depends on the industry and how much they care.. about anything. I've seen cars moved around by cable and winch setup, but also towed by backhoe.
Sometimes you'll have idiots hook their chains through the ladders & yank them almost off the car body.



Take the m off before the .jpg and you'll get the full size picture instead of medium:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
it depends on the industry. some only need to get switched daily or less. so....the crew spots x cars, pulls them the next day and then respots x more.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Tex Avery posted:

That headline is exactly how I wish these sorts of incidents were reported in the US. Usually we get "family hit by train" or something similar. Nah, we need the brutally honest report. "Drunk dumbass was somewhere he shouldn't be" would be much nicer and realistic.

Turns out Metro do this frequently, judging by this headline today



http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/06/complete-idiots-ran-in-front-of-train-to-cross-tracks-during-charity-run-6490800/

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/illinois/articles/2017-03-03/railroad-thefts-and-guns-a-deadly-mix-in-chicago

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

quote:

"The 2015 heist of the 111 guns, as well as one in 2014 and another last September from the same 63rd Street Rail Yard highlight a tragic confluence. Chicago's biggest rail yards are on the gang- and homicide-plagued South and West sides where most of the city's 762 killings happened last year."

"After the theft of some 30 guns in September, several posts on Brooks' Facebook page asked: Would there be more urgency if the yard was in an affluent area?"

Not for nothin', but I haven't seen too many affluent areas shoulder to shoulder with active railyards.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Next time there's a moonless night let's sneak in and relocate all the rails to bougie neighborhoods

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

We just had a pretty gnarly derailment in Newburgh, NY. Doesn't looks like anyone is hurt and nothing got spilled, but this'll take a while to tidy up.

http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/2017/03/07/train-derailed-newburgh-police/98865806/



iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Looks like mandating the extra buffer cars paid off here

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Huh! I've been there before.



Right there, actually.



To investigate a derailment.



(investigation didn't take long)

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





an AOL chatroom posted:

We just had a pretty gnarly derailment in Newburgh, NY. Doesn't looks like anyone is hurt and nothing got spilled, but this'll take a while to tidy up.




Local tow-truck driver is gonna have a rough time getting that out of the road!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

The Locator posted:

Local tow-truck driver is gonna have a rough time getting that out of the road!

Just stick the loco in reverse, the road'll buff right out

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

I'm curious how much pavement is even left under that thing. I would assume the wheels just broke right through and it's resting on the truck frames.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002



That must've made quite a sound

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

iospace posted:

Looks like mandating the extra buffer cars paid off here

it wasnt an oil or ethanol train. the fra requires that hazardous cars be placed at least 5 cars back from the locomotive.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Engineer (well, physics, really) threaded the needle real well between the two poles. Looks like some of the cars took out a few further back though.

TjyvTompa
Jun 1, 2001

im gay
The latest Nova episode is called "Why trains crash". There was some interesting segments, for example they talk about that runaway oiltrain in Canada that exploded in a small town.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/tech/why-trains-crash.html

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

it wasnt an oil or ethanol train. the fra requires that hazardous cars be placed at least 5 cars back from the locomotive.

Yeah, I realized that after the post, but that could be used as evidence as to it working in the future, given only two of the tank cars derailed and they were 6 cars back.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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Stay off the loving tracks people
http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Pedestrian-struck-by-train-in-Navasota-415898003.html

an AOL chatroom posted:



That must've made quite a sound

Reminds me of the "we are all over the place" video where the locomotive takes a right and heads for the set out tracks in the Dakotas with the oil train vs the derailed corn dog.

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

B4Ctom1 posted:

Reminds me of the "we are all over the place" video where the locomotive takes a right and heads for the set out tracks in the Dakotas with the oil train vs the derailed corn dog.

I understood some of these words.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
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Tex Avery posted:

I understood some of these words.

skip to about 2:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhraoVIJ1OE

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I see now what was meant.

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I see now what was meant.

In the context of that video, almost everything makes sense. Is "corn dog" a nickname for those grain trains or what?

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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Tex Avery posted:

In the context of that video, almost everything makes sense. Is "corn dog" a nickname for those grain trains or what?

Corn like grain

Any slow heavy train is a "dog".

Less commonly, some people will joke that "you have the corn dog and we've got the stick" when they are going the other way on the empty grain train.

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B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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Oh yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTJw284whlc

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