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WMain00 posted:I quite like the not-canon canon that suggests V'ger was part of the Borg at its more earlier stage of life. I don't, because it shrinks the setting, just like having every nefarious admiral secretly be a Section 31 agent.
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# ? May 18, 2024 20:35 |
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400 pages, we did it everyone!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 18:48 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I don't, because it shrinks the setting, just like having every nefarious admiral secretly be a Section 31 agent. Why do think they promoted Janeway but Picard is a captain for decades?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 18:54 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:400 pages, we did it everyone!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 19:01 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:400 pages, we did it everyone!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 19:09 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 19:31 |
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400 pages of Voyager
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 19:38 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:in the new star trek it will be explained that the borg are actually the reason for ww2, complete with flashbacks of hitler visiting werner von braun while drones lurk in the background tinkering with v2 rockets. therefore they are also responsible for the space race. You're in the writers room right now aren't you
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 19:48 |
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This gif inspires a genuine hatred in me that is coming from the very bottom of my soul
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:22 |
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Scudworth posted:You're in the writers room right now aren't you Half the posters itt are the new show writers I'm pretty sure
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:23 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:34 |
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Scudworth posted:You're in the writers room right now aren't you if wrote star trek it would be nothing but romulan bitches with huge tits conquering the men (and women, also with huge tits) of the federation
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:39 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:45 |
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Voyager? I barely even know her
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:46 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:in the new star trek it will be explained that the borg are actually the reason for ww2, complete with flashbacks of hitler visiting werner von braun while drones lurk in the background tinkering with v2 rockets. therefore they are also responsible for the space race. There is no way that a Star Trek made in 2017 by bland baby milquetoast network CBS will feature Hitler. We're going to get a time travel episode where Science Officer Tranzz is accidentally sent back in time to 2019, and struggles between his/her personal feelings to join the Akron Bathroom Protests and his/her duty not to change the past. He/She is pulled back to current times just before the protest becomes the bloody, history-changing event that stains a black spot on the human race even to this day. Also, a Vulcan officer will snidely mention that the Vulcans had perfected bathroom rights nearly 1000 years before the humans.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:52 |
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Alternate universe Ezri is absurdly hot. I also liked the character with a bit of attitude in her too.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:57 |
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Reminder that this dude? excels at violent Klingon sex. Backstory: Late season Voyager runs into a lost Klingon ship, also trying to get back. One of the lady Klingons imprints on harry, and harry is too bitch made so he gets Nelix to help. Nelix tears harry a new one verbally, and takes the Klingon lady to Tuvoxs room and procedes to loving TRASH it having nasty, nasty, Klingon whoopee. As poo poo as a character Nelix is, that one moment redeems him for me.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:28 |
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neelix makes a lot more sense when you realize he's a sex predator
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:29 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Backstory:
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:35 |
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Worf hosed Wesley, it's canon So did the Traveler, obviously
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:36 |
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Space Crabs posted:That would make more narrative sense if they were coldly and logically eliminating drones incapable for whatever reason of attaining the new standards of perfection they were always achieving. the drones constantly assimilating stupid people is probably the best explanation so far for a lot of things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtHsJYO9mA&t=28s
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:44 |
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angerbeet posted:Worf hosed Wesley, it's canon Obviously.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:44 |
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"Don't tell anyone, even the boy's mother." -- Traveler to Picard
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:53 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 21:59 |
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That man took that boy away and probably ended up molesting him and nobody did anything about it, not even his own mother
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:15 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:27 |
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Travller would have made a horrible Data in TNG but probably wouldn't have stood for turning the movies in to sleazy Data-Picard cash ins and definitely wouldn't have made that post-Trek "Fresh Hell' trash either. Poor guy probably never make much money off cons either with the difficulty of singing and selling autographs with those broccoli stem fingers.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 00:16 |
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Took this threads suggestion and watched episode one of The Expanse after reading the first book. STD has its work cut out if it wants to be even as good as tat first episode.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 00:32 |
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Clearly the answer is to have a wacky alien chef to boost whatever demographic Neelix was aimed at
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angerbeet posted:Clearly the answer is to have a wacky alien chef to boost whatever demographic Neelix was aimed at This show is bleak! It needs levity! Add in some kind of wacky fuckin cat person thats always jovial and irritating no matter what the situation is
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 00:38 |
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oops the cheese i made put us all in mortal danger! oops the spice I bought has killer bugs in it!
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 00:45 |
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lol, i liked the changeling guy they found in space calling out star trek for all its aliens looking alike ODO: what do you mean humanoids don't like things that are different? there are so many different alien species on DS9! LAAS: his forehead has bumps. her nose has ridges. they'll all basically the same.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:17 |
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angerbeet posted:Clearly the answer is to have a wacky alien chef to boost whatever demographic Neelix was aimed at Mulaney Power Move posted:neelix makes a lot more sense when you realize he's a sex predator
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:19 |
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No, that's actually a pretty sane argument believe it or not. He was in a relationship with Kes, a member of a race who only live Nine years and she wasn't even One when they first started dating. There is also a very skeevy episode in season 2 or 3 where she gets pushed into their species' once-in-a-lifetime mating state because of ambient space-rays when she's only two or three and it usually happens to Ocampa who are four or five years old. And insists Neelix gently caress her during it, a deed he's not entirely resistant to. The whole thing should've had the writer of it quietly led away for small chat and a severance slip. Or possibly had them placed on a government watch list.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:26 |
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Watching the episode where the children irritate Tuvok on a moon of some stupid Benjamin Button race. It's not a good episode gently caress it I'm going to the bar
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:28 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:No, that's actually a pretty sane argument believe it or not. He was in a relationship with Kes, a member of a race who only live Nine years and she wasn't even One when they first started dating. There is also a very skeevy episode in season 2 or 3 where she gets pushed into their species' once-in-a-lifetime mating state because of ambient space-rays when she's only two or three and it usually happens to Ocampa who are four or five years old. And insists Neelix gently caress her during it, a deed he's not entirely resistant to.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:31 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:No, that's actually a pretty sane argument believe it or not. He was in a relationship with Kes, a member of a race who only live Nine years and she wasn't even One when they first started dating. There is also a very skeevy episode in season 2 or 3 where she gets pushed into their species' once-in-a-lifetime mating state because of ambient space-rays when she's only two or three and it usually happens to Ocampa who are four or five years old. And insists Neelix gently caress her during it, a deed he's not entirely resistant to. The idea of a species that only lves 9 cycles is pretty dumb, A species with accelerated maturation, reaching adult maturity in less than a year(?), with (assumed. would HAVE to be) genetic memory, it's not so far out there. I've always thought the Ocampa should be more insect like. Sorta like Andorians but more so. If Ocampas had reproduce only once, then it only stands to reason that they would either birth multiples, or lay eggs of some sort. (I'm thinking sort of like a frog spawn mass) Edit: And yes, as with many many many other things, I've already put more thought into it than the writers.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:37 |
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I know that "Haha the Traveler molested Wesley lol Star Trek and pedos mods knew" is like a staple Trek joke, but Wesley was in his early to mid 20s when he hosed off with the weird space alien. If he was a porn star he'd be halfway to milf status already.
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Am I the only person who likes star trek but when you try to watch it, also think it's boring as poo poo 90% of the time I guess I'm a big child and prefer star wars
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