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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

if trump got hit with the space laser and was tortured by his deepest fears he'd be like "this is actually extremely good"

hes full of himself, and hes got infinite self confidence in a manner where he also has zero self confidence.

Hes still a whiney pissbaby after becomming president of the united states. Five thousand nukes can't give him the inner strength he needs

I don't know what will

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:44

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Yossarian-22 posted:

Asuka's way more competant and has some good reason for being arrogant tho

trump started off with loads of money, then rose to the top of the real estate buisness, then rose to the top of the reality tv buisness, then (almost on a whim) became president of the united states

He is allowed to be arrogant.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:46

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

I love that adorable, depressed, dropout cat so much.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:47

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

i have a degree in Watching People Get hosed Up and while they have the same rate of doing stupid poo poo, people on weed tend to be way less dangerous about it

autism Jane Goodall sober in the corner on a couch at every party

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:47

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Bert Roberge posted:

Hardcore orthodox Islam specifically prohibits alcohol.

I think they flip flop on weed though.

It was pretty funny watching some Muslim guys try weed for the first time in college, they pondered the question of "Is weed halal?" for a couple minutes then one guy said "yes it is" and they were just like meh whatever :shrug:

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:47

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

trump started off with loads of money, then rose to the top of the real estate buisness, then rose to the top of the reality tv buisness, then (almost on a whim) became president of the united states

He is allowed to be arrogant.

he failed at everything but the president thing though

the only reason he stayed afloat was russian mob money

he's allowed to be confident once he actually succeeds at anything he tries

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:47

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Baloogan posted:

trump started off with loads of money, then rose to the top of the real estate buisness, then rose to the top of the reality tv buisness, then (almost on a whim) became president of the united states

He is allowed to be arrogant.

... top bunk wanker, izzat you??

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:48

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Nichael posted:

I love that adorable, depressed, dropout cat so much.

probate this sick filth for spoilers

I'm still downloading the drat game!

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:49

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

Can someone photoshop the situation room pic during the OBL raid, but with Trump and Bannon in a Denny's watching an iPad, but the iPad is showing a Cialis commercial, and outside the windows it's just fire?

Edit: actually Hillary is probably outside the window too

SLOSifl fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Feb 26, 2017

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:51

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

crazy cloud posted:

autism Jane Goodall sober in the corner on a couch at every party

Same but hosed up

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:51

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

It's kind of funny that for all his failures and how he's basically led the Democratic party down this untenable road, Obama himself still doesn't really share the blame that people heap atop the rest of the Democrats. The leftist grumbling about Obama is a lot more muted compared to the anger at Hillary, and even with the DNC stuff only the people paying close attention to politics know anything about Perez, Ellis and the role Obama played in all that.

Until someone new emerges who can unite the disparate Democratic factions, Obama's charisma-based popularity and people looking more fondly on his years by comparison as the shitshow burns on is basically all the Democrats have to leverage against Trump, which also ties them to his failed establishment politics. It's honestly kind of incredible how with such an awful administration going down in flames there's literally nobody on either side of politics positioned to take advantage of it.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:52

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

he failed at everything but the president thing though

the only reason he stayed afloat was russian mob money

he's allowed to be confident once he actually succeeds at anything he tries

read my posts jessu chrustu
im saying hes pathologically both super full of himself and zero confidence

hes arrogant, just being born with 100 million in his pocket is enough to be arrogant

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:52

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Leviathan posted:

10 bucks says recruits are pounding boones farm and heroin when the imams not around

If Islam had a period of Rumspringa like the Amish do we'd probably reduce terrorism by 75%

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:53

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

le trump

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:56

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Nichael posted:

I love that adorable, depressed, dropout cat so much.

same.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Delaware.

Nice.

:getin:

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:00

succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/835684708457525250

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:00

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

succ posted:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/835684708457525250

He did such an amazing job on his people.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:01

speng31b: May 8, 2010

The sitcoms-style cheer track that follows Trump everywhere, that's some poo poo.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:03

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Dolash posted:

It's kind of funny that for all his failures and how he's basically led the Democratic party down this untenable road, Obama himself still doesn't really share the blame that people heap atop the rest of the Democrats. The leftist grumbling about Obama is a lot more muted compared to the anger at Hillary, and even with the DNC stuff only the people paying close attention to politics know anything about Perez, Ellis and the role Obama played in all that.

Until someone new emerges who can unite the disparate Democratic factions, Obama's charisma-based popularity and people looking more fondly on his years by comparison as the shitshow burns on is basically all the Democrats have to leverage against Trump, which also ties them to his failed establishment politics. It's honestly kind of incredible how with such an awful administration going down in flames there's literally nobody on either side of politics positioned to take advantage of it.

the dems lost a thousand races during obama lmao

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:04

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

Same but hosed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddiylVArmt4&t=200s

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:06

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

the dems lost a thousand races during obama lmao

Here's a weird thought for you.

Dems held the trifecta in Arkansas in 2009. House/Senate/Governor. It's now an R trifecta.

Arkansas.

Obama realigned some poo poo.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:06

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Can we go back to telling our mothers about politician's erections?

Mine is dead so I need a spirit medium to inform her.

Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Feb 26, 2017

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:07

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

The religious right came into being in response to christian schools being forced to desegregate to get public funds, then immediately got behind a guy who kicked off his campaign on the graves of a bunch of civil rights workers in the last town to resist the VRA and keep their blacks unrepresented and unregistered to vote

Now they're backing with equal enthusiasm an idolater who hasn't read a single verse in the bible in his life and personifies every single deadly sin

They're just straight up bootlicking authoritarians who want blacks to be a formerly subservient people again.

I agree with this. The most Evangelical of people are those who would vote against every single public welfare proposal that would benefit the poor, the sick, the merciful.

Christianity had been coopted by gently caress-you-got-mine capitalism.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:09

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I doubt Obama will ever engender much antipathy from the left, but at the same time the desire is firmly and unambiguously to move away from his legacy of pretending that the GOP is interested in what is best for the country. He represents the wing of the party that lost to Trump. He is tainted forever, but not thoroughly reviled

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Democrats path to a majority is firmly through FYGM territory, unless trump's coalition completely falls apart [which it could].

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

What am I saying is that if you want to guillotine the bougies the dems might become fairly unpalatable in the next few years

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:10

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Bert Roberge posted:

Can we go back to telling our mother's about politician's erections?

Mine is dead so I need a spirit medium to inform her.

burn a paper mache dildo like those asians who burn ghost money for their dead repatives

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:10

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Dolash posted:

It's kind of funny that for all his failures and how he's basically led the Democratic party down this untenable road, Obama himself still doesn't really share the blame that people heap atop the rest of the Democrats. The leftist grumbling about Obama is a lot more muted compared to the anger at Hillary, and even with the DNC stuff only the people paying close attention to politics know anything about Perez, Ellis and the role Obama played in all that.

Until someone new emerges who can unite the disparate Democratic factions, Obama's charisma-based popularity and people looking more fondly on his years by comparison as the shitshow burns on is basically all the Democrats have to leverage against Trump, which also ties them to his failed establishment politics. It's honestly kind of incredible how with such an awful administration going down in flames there's literally nobody on either side of politics positioned to take advantage of it.

I think what's often ignored is this unsettling and simple fact. One of the most important, if not the most important, roles of government is keeping citizens safe. We currently have a compromised Russian asset in the White House. We are not safe. Obama failed in preventing this, as did just about every other security apparatus in the nation.

Bert Roberge posted:

Can we go back to telling our mother's about politician's erections?

Mine is dead so I need a spirit medium to inform her.

everyday I wake up and pray to my spirit ancestors that justin trudeau will be able to get and maintain an erection

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:10

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

the dems lost a thousand races during obama lmao

http://time.com/3507165/alison-grimes-barack-obama-midterm-elections/

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:11

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

cumshitter posted:

burn a paper mache dildo like those asians who burn ghost money for their dead repatives

somehow you beat me to making a politician erection spirit ancestor joke...

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:12

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Nichael posted:

I think what's often ignored is this unsettling and simple fact. One of the most important, if not the most important, roles of government is keeping citizens safe. We currently have a compromised Russian asset in the White House. We are not safe. Obama failed in preventing this, as did just about every other security apparatus in the nation.

everyday I wake up and pray to my spirit ancestors that justin trudeau will be able to get and maintain an erection

Obama knew about it and did nothing and then his olive branch FBI pick engaged in ridiculously blatant electioneering

Now the list of vulnerable kids whose parents we convinced to trust us to sign up for the DREAM act is being used to deport them in raids on their churches and soccer games lmao

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:12

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZgbol-QXo8

Saturday night jammz

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:13

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

who is this Benny guy that hes hangin w trump

hes got the icon of the free government money crazy guy, is that why

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:13

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

A true American hero:-

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/835450876663906304

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:15

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

oh christ i decided to try some grain alcohol to see what it tasted like

don't be like me kids

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:16

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Nichael posted:

I love that adorable, depressed, dropout cat so much.

im glad i misssed this scene

man theres so much stuff you dont see if you dont look for it

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:18

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

Obama knew about it and did nothing and then his olive branch FBI pick engaged in ridiculously blatant electioneering

Now the list of vulnerable kids whose parents we convinced to trust us to sign up for the DREAM act is being used to deport them in raids on their churches and soccer games lmao

Yup. At the end of the day, Obama didn't keep us safe (just like Bush didn't!). I admire Obama, and I like him, but it's important to point out that he failed. We can't gloss over just how terrifying our current situation is; there is a literal Russian agent in the White House.

Al-Saqr posted:

A true American hero:-

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/835450876663906304

That's so sad. I'm happy that a regular person tried to stand up to the insane evil caused by Donald when it turned violent.

anime was right posted:

im glad i misssed this scene

man theres so much stuff you dont see if you dont look for it

It's a huge tiny game.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:18

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Nichael posted:

everyday I wake up and pray to my spirit ancestors that justin trudeau will be able to get and maintain an erection

It's not that he can't maintain an erection. It's just that Baloogan uses too much teeth.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:20

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Al-Saqr posted:

A true American hero:-

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/835450876663906304

# ? Feb 26, 2017 05:21

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