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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VgLkk_drx4

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i can't get over these amazing knockoff AliExpress lego sets







Colonel Heisenberg is so fuckin :allears: -- i think i have to buy it

notMordecai
Mar 4, 2007

Gay Boy Suicide Pact?
Sucking Dick For Satan??


feeling this hard

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to be able to buy menthol cigarettes anymore!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

i can't get over these amazing knockoff AliExpress lego sets







Colonel Heisenberg is so fuckin :allears: -- i think i have to buy it

lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I smoke weed which is criminal still, and now I can't smoke legal menthol cigarettes

I don't gamble or anything. I like weed beer and cigarettes. gently caress this poo poo

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I could sit all day in front of a VLT, but I can't get a menthol cigarette? gently caress you and gently caress this

sorry for bitching so much yospos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SpihGKmYgY

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOaO9CMrl6I&hd=1

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-7E1pnEQMQ&hd=1

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

yakuza gangsta

woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!

Sagebrush posted:

i can't get over these amazing knockoff AliExpress lego sets



I'm the imposter Steve Jobs silhouette on the logo instead of a rounded "bite" shape.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I smoke weed which is criminal still, and now I can't smoke legal menthol cigarettes

I don't gamble or anything. I like weed beer and cigarettes. gently caress this poo poo

ok serious question why did they suddenly disappear? is it some world-wide menthol shortage or something? did the canadian government determine that menthol (nevermind tobacco) is a potent carcinogen or something? should we stop smoking Newports here in the u of sa?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

SmokaDustbowl posted:

\poo poo just can't get any worse.

:wrong:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

ok serious question why did they suddenly disappear? is it some world-wide menthol shortage or something? did the canadian government determine that menthol (nevermind tobacco) is a potent carcinogen or something? should we stop smoking Newports here in the u of sa?

let me consult the fuckin oracle and tell you the answer to that

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

ok serious question why did they suddenly disappear? is it some world-wide menthol shortage or something? did the canadian government determine that menthol (nevermind tobacco) is a potent carcinogen or something? should we stop smoking Newports here in the u of sa?

it's part of a general push to ban candy-flavored tobacco products, because they make it more appealing for kids to start smoking and then they turn into angry addicts like smoka.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I spent all my life being nice and here's where I am. I should've went hard and been a gangsta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlPoqpI6wUA

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53c6h1V4NXQ

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
this is what happens when I eat a month probe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9u0CCM6-gw

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Sagebrush posted:

it's part of a general push to ban candy-flavored tobacco products, because they make it more appealing for kids to start smoking and then they turn into angry addicts like smoka.

Interesting. When I started smoking cigarettes, i started with Camel straights. didn't want no candy flavored cigarettes i got those for halloween for way too many years

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i learned a buncha calculus and went to raves that year it was fun

and now you're married to a total
buzz kill

"don't mix drugs that are hepatotoxic" :rolleyes:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
j/k mate your wife earns a boatload you're lucky as gently caress

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i'm just bitterly envious

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Sagebrush posted:

it's part of a general push to ban candy-flavored tobacco products, because they make it more appealing for kids to start smoking and then they turn into angry addicts like smoka.

yeah the us was about to ban menthols as well but settled for just banning most other flavored cigs and giving menthol an indefinite exemption from the flavoring ban

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I smoke weed which is criminal still, and now I can't smoke legal menthol cigarettes

I don't gamble or anything. I like weed beer and cigarettes. gently caress this poo poo

lol owned, shoulda planned ahead

quote:

On 21 June 2013, EU health ministers agreed on a directive to ban menthol cigarettes ... In response, the former German chancellor Helmut Schmidt, 94, was reported to have hoarded 200 cartons of his preferred menthol cigarette brand in his house.[14]

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lol owned, shoulda planned ahead

yeah I should have stockpiled them so there's another excuse to hassle me

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcO4MMzdYE8

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
yospos doesn't know my poo poo, so I genuinely hope that you all get stopped by the police for bullshit

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

sorry, tcc is that way

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

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Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
smoka u need 2 chill

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

abraham linkedin posted:

smoka u need 2 chill

walk a mile in my shoes dude

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
WESLEY
(amazed)
I can understand how this could
happen to the Ornarans... What
I can't understand is why anyone
would voluntarily become dependent
upon a chemical.

DATA
(checking readouts)
Yet, the voluntary addiction to
drugs is a recurrent theme in many
cultures.

WESLEY
(nods)
As in the twenty-first century...
when Earth governments used
narcotics to control the military.

DATA
Or look at the twentieth century.
The dangers of drug abuse were
well known, yet their use was
commonplace.

WESLEY
Why?

DATA
That is what I do not understand.

Tasha overhears, STEPS UP.

TASHA
No one wants to become dependent.
That happens later.

WESLEY
But it does happen. So why do
people even start?

TASHA
Oh, lots of reasons... My home
planet was a place of great
poverty and violence. For some,
the only escape was through drugs.

DATA
I fail to comprehend how a
chemical substance can provide
an escape.

TASHA
It doesn't. But it makes you
think it does.
(a beat)
You have to understand -- drugs
can make you feel good.

Wesley and Data listen intently.

TASHA
(continuing)
They put you on top of the world.
You're happy... Sure of yourself.
In control. A lot of people never
feel that otherwise.

DATA
But it is artificial.

TASHA
It doesn't feel artificial. It
feels natural, good, and mind
expanding.
(a beat)
Until the drug wears off. Then
you pay the price. Once you come
down, you're lower than when you
started. So you take the drug
again -- and it kicks you back
up. But not as high this time.

WESLEY
(catching on)
So you take more.

TASHA
But each peak gets lower and
the valleys get deeper. Before
you know it -- you're taking the
drug not to feel good but to keep
from feeling bad.

WESLEY
And that's the trap.

TASHA
You think the drug expands your
universe -- but it actually
shrinks it. Shrinks it to where
you and the drug are all that's
left.
(a beat)
Pretty soon, all you care about
is getting your next dosage.
You'll lie, cheat, steal --
anything to get that fix.

DATA
Certainly by then you would
realize the danger.

TASHA
That's the worst of it. You don't
care. The drug is your salvation
-- your survival. Nothing else
is important.

Wesley thinks it over and, after a beat, shakes his
head.

WESLEY
I guess I just don't understand.

Tasha smiles and puts a hand on his shoulder.

TASHA
Wesley, I hope you never do.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Then she died from a tar monster.

Makes you think.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
no

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKUI2Zwioc0

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

SmokaDustbowl posted:

walk a mile in my shoes dude

you have shoes?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



echi -

i was out at the bar and i recongaized a fmailiar face. one from tinder. who progressed to giving me her real cell.


but then it went nowehere


she was a acrossfit gurl, and her friend seemed to be too. i realized where i remembered her frm and went in. went ok - they let me talk to them for like 20 minutes and laughed were had by all parties


what do i do next echi?????


e: dang nevermind here have this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeGhazPjhoA

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

KoRMaK posted:

echi -

i was out at the bar and i recongaized a fmailiar face. one from tinder. who progressed to giving me her real cell.


but then it went nowehere


she was a acrossfit gurl, and her friend seemed to be too. i realized where i remembered her frm and went in. went ok - they let me talk to them for like 20 minutes and laughed were had by all parties


what do i do next echi?????

i was gonna say, lol if you're posting from the bar

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

you have shoes?

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
why is everybody banning menthols tho? i quit late last year and can still buy methols by the carton

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