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My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Sometimes I reflect on that future moment where I reach for my phone and it doesn't turn on. What a rush it will be.

If the internet/cell networks were to go down for even two weeks then you'd probably have rioting and martial law. Half the populace can't even find their way home from work without google maps. People pay for food with their cell phones. I know I'd feel panicked and suddenly alone if the phones went down. I don't know my neighbors. Technology had enabled my completely independent/isolated lifestyle, I don't know how I'll function when it suddenly turns off. Can't wait to find out though.

my aim is to be able to feed and have water for 20-50 people for roughly two weeks (not survivalist, just prepper)

I think people need to hella realize how fragile our modern life is and just think about how to keep their bodies moving when the data stops

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
just having HUGE pots is like, a major plus for feeding loads of people at once

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
or boiling large amounts of water

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

just having HUGE pots is like, a major plus for feeding loads of people at once




Big melting pot

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the best travelogue i read bout north korea was this dude who was in college in the 80's. his professor signed him up to go to norkal and translate korean juche documents into english

when he got there he had a carton of marlboro reds and he and the dude from the nk government were talking about his living acoomdations. he would get a pack of lovely 1984 winston smith bitching in the commisary pack of cigs a day, the kind where the tobacco poors out of your cig if you dont hold it right.

the official straight up hit him up for a couple packs of good american smokes halfway through their conversation and that was just like super sad to me. the reason the nk dude knew this was because they searched his luggage

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Aurubin posted:

I'd be a Son of Ether.

cult o x :lsd:

or maybe euthanatos :megadeath:

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Mo_Steel posted:




Big melting pot

Was going to complain about there being no black people until I noticed the racist caricature. Don't I feel embarrassed!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

:hai:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Aurubin posted:

Was going to complain about there being no black people until I noticed the racist caricature. Don't I feel embarrassed!

It's actually a caricature of the irish. :eng101:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

:kimchi:

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Mo_Steel posted:

It's actually a caricature of the irish. :eng101:

No there's a black guy to the right of the knife wielding Irishman.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Mo_Steel posted:

It's actually a caricature of the irish. :eng101:

There's a black guy by the wild Irishman's knee

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i wish i could find the picture right now but i read a boook about north korean propaganda and the best part was that all the kims are potrayed as mothers of the people

and they are protecting them from american soldiers, who all look like the steepled hands jew caricature that is beloved on 4chan

like you get portraits of soldiers in winter gear all dressed up and ready to fight in -30 degree weather in the mountains and one of the kims is all rosy cheeked and bending over to tie up their booties. like the kims are portrayed as wanting to make sure their soldiers shoes are tied and that their mittens are safety pinned to their sleeves, as if all of their soldiers are special needs children walking to the bus stop in winter

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol @ complaining about a caricature of a black guy in a pot of caricatures while the irish is the most racially caricatured and the point of the webcomic is that the irish dont assimilate

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

please do not gently caress and cum in the candy bowl

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

cumshitter posted:

i wish i could find the picture right now but i read a boook about north korean propaganda and the best part was that all the kims are potrayed as mothers of the people

and they are protecting them from american soldiers, who all look like the steepled hands jew caricature that is beloved on 4chan

like you get portraits of soldiers in winter gear all dressed up and ready to fight in -30 degree weather in the mountains and one of the kims is all rosy cheeked and bending over to tie up their booties. like the kims are portrayed as wanting to make sure their soldiers shoes are tied and that their mittens are safety pinned to their sleeves, as if all of their soldiers are special needs children walking to the bus stop in winter

I may have watched a CSPAN forum with the dude that wrote that. He commented that the north Koreans are big into that maternal image and the idea of ethnic purity.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
irish lives matte r

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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hello everyone what did trump do today

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Baloogan posted:

lol @ complaining about a caricature of a black guy in a pot of caricatures while the irish is the most racially caricatured and the point of the webcomic is that the irish dont assimilate

:thejoke:

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Mo_Steel posted:




Big melting pot

lol the black guy isn't even that much of a racist character compared to literally everyone else in that picture especially the knife-wielding irishman

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lmao perez is dnc chair

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

irish lives matte r

i am of irish descent and me and my fmaily swindled our way into middle class mediocrity so we are doing fine

my great gramps literally stole a factory from a dude it was cool

Aurubin posted:

I may have watched a CSPAN forum with the dude that wrote that. He commented that the north Koreans are big into that maternal image and the idea of ethnic purity.

i would like to know more.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

lamo im no where near sober enough to divine you're double entendrahs

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress me in the goat place

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called “marinating,” where the man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

cumshitter posted:


i would like to know more.

Read The Cleanest Race.

B.R. Myers.


https://www.amazon.com/Cleanest-Race-Koreans-Themselves-Matters/dp/1935554344

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

gently caress me in the goat place

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Zyla posted:

Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called “marinating,” where the man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless.

dudes who do this are secretly gay and waiting for two more dudes to show up and spit roas tthem to make the bbq homosexual fantasy complete

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
every factory is a stolen factory unless it is a co-op

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Zyla posted:

Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called “marinating,” where the man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless.

That's every religious college. Big at Bob Jones too

If there's no motion in the ocean did u really have sex

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called “marinating,” where the man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless.

i saw this in alpha house and i actually thought it was hot

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

:discourse:

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Wow that Irish man looks uh interesting

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

lol @ complaining about a caricature of a black guy in a pot of caricatures while the irish is the most racially caricatured and the point of the webcomic is that the irish dont assimilate

lol @ people trying to point out that the angry man isn't as racist as the dude with an inflatable life raft for a mouth

angry dude's still p. racist though

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zyla posted:

Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called “marinating,” where the man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless.

sounds worse than a memphis dry rub

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
college kids are ruining cooking for me

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Zyla posted:

Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called “marinating,” where the man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless.

Isn't that just tantric sex?

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo y'all all the characitures are racist. Half of them are so bad you can't even tell what they're supposed to be.


I thought the Irish guy was a black characiture.

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