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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

FactsAreUseless posted:

A vagina that endlessly devours itself.



e Floyd Balls

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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

He's just an unfortunate looking dude. Too fat for his face.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I like John.

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

zen death robot posted:

I think this Trump guy might be dangerously unqualified to be President

gently caress, if only we'd have known months ago

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


Drudge's troll game is losing its edge.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Sir Tonk posted:



Drudge's troll game is losing its edge.

Obviously since a troll now runs the country the lower level trolls have started charging more money.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Tonetta posted:

Yeah I know hes a fat gently caress hopefully he keeps getting fatter so I can luke skywalker into his fat loving belly when the ice age hits
i can never get tired of the fact that virtually none of these people would have survived hitler's germany because being inbred would have you thrown into the camps

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
ZDR since you're around dare is making GBS threads things up in gbs again

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
DAnald Trump, is no bueno

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Jose posted:

ZDR since you're around dare is making GBS threads things up in gbs again

What if Dare was actually Trump letting off steam?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Jose posted:

ZDR since you're around dare is making GBS threads things up in gbs again

sir this is cspam

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cumshitter posted:

one thing that was never explained to me isthat if through the magic of transubstantion the waifer becomes the body of christ then... how big is jesus???

a billion+ catholics eating little jsus discs every day. jesus could palm the sun like a basketball if he wanted to... makes you think

dang do they not teach substance/accident distinctions to the youth anymore

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
I have been doing some serious drinking the last 36 hours. Did i miss anything?

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Perez won. Did i miss the complaining? Not pure enough etc

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
john oliver is...good

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

squidgee posted:

john oliver is...good

:yeah:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Thatim posted:

Perez won. Did i miss the complaining? Not pure enough etc

You missed primary drama 2.0 buddy boy! :sad:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
we couldve had bootyjigg

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
buttagig

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
buttegieg

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
that guy will never be president

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sir Tonk posted:

that guy will never be president

shut up matt lauer!!!!!!!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

squidgee posted:

john oliver is...good

drumpf swung the election

is it me or are trump tweets getting boring since he has limited material

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
that Perez troll was a good tweet

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




deadgoon posted:

like seriously, if you allied yourself with people like zegerman's in the name of party unity or supporting the lesser of two evils, you deserve for everything you feared of a trump administration to happen to you and the people you care about

welwala harris
Jan 28, 2005
good song for anyone who thinks the current fight in the dems is new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw

dnc race just now was a fuckin speed bump all things considered, especially with how ellison was immediately recognized afterwards. ya'aint gonna get everything all at once, for gods sake don't lose your energy and dont go around talkin poo poo that would make anyone else lose theirs just because the first battle of the war wasn't a decisive fuckin rout. keep up the pressure on the ground and and i'll take a double burger with grilled onions, steak sauce and jalapenos, and extra of that fancy ketchup

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sir Tonk posted:

that Perez troll was a good tweet

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835610917568200705

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

moldovan scullery posted:

good song for anyone who thinks the current fight in the dems is new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw

dnc race just now was a fuckin speed bump all things considered, especially with how ellison was immediately recognized afterwards. ya'aint gonna get everything all at once, for gods sake don't lose your energy and dont go around talkin poo poo that would make anyone else lose theirs just because the first battle of the war wasn't a decisive fuckin rout. keep up the pressure on the ground and and i'll take a double burger with grilled onions, steak sauce and jalapenos, and extra of that fancy ketchup

This is the bad dem itt theme song :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqNxne97ubc

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Agrajag posted:

yeeah trevor noah's delivery is garbo regardless of the writing. his delivery jsut plain falls flat

i watched his comedy special on netflix and it was basically if a huffington post opinion article tried to do standup

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Heaven Spacey posted:

if a huffington post opinion article tried to do standup

lol

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

i can never get tired of the fact that virtually none of these people would have survived hitler's germany because being inbred would have you thrown into the camps

Well you see the left aren't a fan of religion, and the right are.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Homeless Friend posted:

You missed primary drama 2.0 buddy boy! :sad:

I am not really sad that i missed it. Its dumb.

I did like deadgoons meltdown that just got quoted

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

etalian posted:

This is the bad dem itt theme song :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqNxne97ubc

:five:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Homeless Friend posted:

people complaining about bad anime, please bitch I've read the malazan series. Culture is a comforting lie we tell ourselves friends. Even proper literature is overpriced toilet paper.

we can embed tweets now, next time just link to goons_txt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

deadgoon posted:

donald trump and the GOP congress and supreme court are good, and what america and the world at large deserve

the ol reverse maoist third worldist

welwala harris
Jan 28, 2005

etalian posted:

This is the bad dem itt theme song :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqNxne97ubc

ah man i'm into this

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

squidgee posted:

john oliver is...good

he was pretty hilarious in last week's episode of bob's burgers

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Squizzle posted:

we can embed tweets now, next time just link to goons_txt

That's 100% vintage baby, the early malazan opener really sells it.

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