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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I don't like reverse cowgirl.
Based on the frequency of reverse cowgirl in porn - I am in a tiny minority.

gently caress, it's my fave but the wife isn't into it :(

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skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Smythe posted:

Mickeys is better than OE

King Cobra is better than both.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
The leading cause of autism is celebrities waiting till they are old as gently caress to have kids so they don't ruin their careers, but it's way easier to blame something dumb people don't understand than admit Robert de Niro shouldn't have put off having children until his jizz was hosed up dust.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

The leading cause of autism is celebrities waiting till they are old as gently caress to have kids so they don't ruin their careers, but it's way easier to blame something dumb people don't understand than admit Robert de Niro shouldn't have put off having children until his jizz was hosed up dust.

I bet he can still shoot a creamy load.

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I don't like reverse cowgirl.

Reverse cowgirl is the lazy man's doggy style.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

WatermelonGun posted:

I bet he can still shoot a creamy load.

I guarantee his dick sounds like a cat hairballing when he wheezes out his retarded sperm

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

The Skeleton King posted:

Truth. I hate nearly every one of their songs.


'Hey Bulldog' is pretty baller.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

I guarantee his dick sounds like a cat hairballing when he wheezes out his retarded sperm

No way dude he's super virile

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Pick posted:

It's almost like no one should demand access to someone else's genitals and apparently this is a contentious opinion.

if you're woke enough, people literally owe you sex.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Mormonism should be formally considered a cult rather than a legitimate religion.

Same with scientology but I don't think that's controversial.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Mormonism should be formally considered a cult rather than a legitimate religion.

Same with scientology but I don't think that's controversial.

Same except all religions, and also the obnoxious kind of atheism.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Religion provides real benefits using false pretenses, instilling senses of community, duty and discipline that are terribly lacking in general society.

Ignorance *is* strength, of a sort. More like armor. It provides a resiliency which is necessary in a robust ideology.
Meanwhile, knowing is not all it's cracked up to be. For example, most people who laugh at hicks for not believing in the theory of evolution by natural selection have far fewer children than those same people they're laughing at.
So, if you apply the mechanics of evolution to ideology, as memetics has done, you see that these old intransigent ideologies result in a superior rate of genetic propagation.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Mormonism should be formally considered a cult rather than a legitimate religion.

Same with scientology but I don't think that's controversial.

Mormons are no worse than any other religion. They're certainly no worse than Muslims.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

The Dennis System posted:

Mormons are no worse than any other religion. They're certainly no worse than Muslims.

It's not a matter of being "good" or "bad", my point was about its legitimacy as a religion in the government's eyes. Mormons are generally good people but when you look at who founded the church and the bizarre (even for religious beliefs) things they believe/do, it gives off cult-ish vibes even if it doesn't formally meet the criteria of being a cult.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I really, really wish all forms of media would stop trying to shove tits in my face. I can look down, thank you.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
The dude who raps in all the Gorillaz songs basically ruins the band. It doesn't belong there at all.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Das Boo posted:

I really, really wish all forms of media would stop trying to shove tits in my face. I can look down, thank you.

Well, I can't. :colbert:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
edit: ummm somehow posted in the wrong thread lol awful app

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

500 good dogs posted:

gently caress, it's my fave but the wife isn't into it :(

Can you explain to me?
I fail to see how regular cowgirl isn't superior in every way, you get to see / fondle all the front parts.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i think reverse cow girl is better for porn than it is in practice but if you're into big butts it is really good :shrug:

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Butts are cool

idgaf about u
Feb 26, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

thathonkey posted:

i think reverse cow girl is better for porn than it is in practice but if you're into big butts it is really good :shrug:

i think its the stupid way to ruin a good position like doggystyle with acrobatics

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Porn: Camera angle > Everything else

idgaf about u
Feb 26, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Professor Shark posted:

Porn: Camera angle > Everything else

nah im telling u it all about those 13 inch black dicks can even get them with tunderbolt decaled dildos ask laura and melissa about it ~ ;-D

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Much like France banned models that were too underweight, there should be a limit on dick size in porn. 7 inches maybe.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

Much like France banned models that were too underweight, there should be a limit on dick size in porn. 7 inches maybe.

You leave my dicks in porn alone.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

PureEvil6_13 posted:

The Beatles are drastically overrated, most of their songs are trash and John Lennon was a lovely person.

Imagine is lovely song that sounds like it was written by a 14 year-old and I can't believe people think it's deep.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

idgaf about u posted:

nah im telling u it all about those 13 inch black dicks can even get them with tunderbolt decaled dildos ask laura and melissa about it ~ ;-D

Thanks for the quote DARE! :)

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Well, I can't. :colbert:

Can't fool me, Goonsir.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I prefer pictures over video when it comes to porn. I like to take the time to appreciate a woman's body rather than watch it get plowed.

Also people who do camera work in porn should be required to take a course photography and filming. I can't stand when the whole thing is ruined by poor posing, bad lighting, and bad camera angles. In videos it's worse. Stupid fuckers keep zooming in until you can't see the good stuff.


Also, skinny chicks are boring. I like a good chubby or plus size girl who's got something to work with. They have the best titties and the curvy legs and all the good stuff.

Fatties are loving gross though, don't ever confuse chubby girls with fat ones. There is a clear difference that everyone should understand.

Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice
My favorite is doggy style. That's where we send each other cute pictures of dogs and giggle a lot

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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The Skeleton King posted:

I prefer pictures over video when it comes to porn. I like to take the time to appreciate a woman's body rather than watch it get plowed.

Also people who do camera work in porn should be required to take a course photography and filming. I can't stand when the whole thing is ruined by poor posing, bad lighting, and bad camera angles. In videos it's worse. Stupid fuckers keep zooming in until you can't see the good stuff.


Also, skinny chicks are boring. I like a good chubby or plus size girl who's got something to work with. They have the best titties and the curvy legs and all the good stuff.

Fatties are loving gross though, don't ever confuse chubby girls with fat ones. There is a clear difference that everyone should understand.

Literally same but replace women with men and forget that last part

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Pick posted:

Much like France banned models that were too underweight, there should be a limit on dick size in porn. 7 inches maybe.

Just ban dicks altogether.

Lesbian's, as far as the eyes can see

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Porn does definitely do way too much zoomed-in stuff. Seeing the woman's face as she gets plowed does nothing for me, nor does seeing an ultra zoom of the guy's rear end in a top hat and ballsack flopping around.

Also that hissing noise guys do in porn is really annoying. Nobody does that to that extent in real sex, just stop it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Porn does definitely do way too much zoomed-in stuff. Seeing the woman's face as she gets plowed does nothing for me, nor does seeing an ultra zoom of the guy's rear end in a top hat and ballsack flopping around.

Also that hissing noise guys do in porn is really annoying. Nobody does that to that extent in real sex, just stop it.

cats maybe

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

yeah I eat rear end posted:

, nor does seeing an ultra zoom of the guy's rear end in a top hat and ballsack flopping around.


speak for yourself

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



yeah I eat rear end posted:

Porn does definitely do way too much zoomed-in stuff. Seeing the woman's face as she gets plowed does nothing for me, nor does seeing an ultra zoom of the guy's rear end in a top hat and ballsack flopping around.

Also that hissing noise guys do in porn is really annoying. Nobody does that to that extent in real sex, just stop it.

I love seeing her c scars personally

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Speaking of zoomed out, do any studios film porn with drones yet? I know the Air Force does, but what about us civilians? I bet there's a market for this.

Blue Star
Feb 18, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Porn is bad and abusive. There is some subgenres that can be ethical, or so I hear, but if you are a man you shouldnt consume porn that has women in it.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The only ethical action a human being can preform is suicide.

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