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The press are being mean to me! I know, I will show them by not going to their dinner! . . . What do you mean they were extra offensive?!? Fetch me my twitter phone and my thinking mumu!
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Groovelord Neato posted:explain. Scott Adams draws Dilbert. Dilbert is bad. The only repercussion is him having to motorboat this woman's luscious breasts. However, if you had to ask that question, you either like Dilbert or an incel who feels she's an Iowa 3.
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Idk if you're aware how appropriate the fred durst comparison is, for anyone who doesn't know he wants to move to Crimea and start a film production company, he says russia is misrepresented by media and is actually a "really cool place" He was banned from Turkey after expressing this view for being a threat to national security lol
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Mammal Sauce posted:Scott Adams draws Dilbert. what i needed explained is why is that woman having sex with scott adams. i know who he is and why he's well known and i also know what he looks like hence my confusion.
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Groovelord Neato posted:what i needed explained is why is that woman having sex with scott adams. i know who he is and why he's well known and i also know what he looks like hence my confusion. I think my previous post about it is the common view: if you lived next to him, see him occasionally and wave in a friendly neighbor way and deal with him constantly leering at you and then one day find out he told the world you're his girlfriend, what can you do but pretend to go along with it until you can move far away one day while he's away from home? He's got crazy eyes and is a rich conservative dude, you can't exactly go up to his door and be like "oh hi hey uhhh you told every one we're dating but actually you're the grossest, please gently caress off" All pictures of them together have her looking like she's under duress Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Feb 26, 2017 |
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thathonkey posted:you know it would be pretty good if the president of the united states of america were the same person who wrote nookie (1999) "My fellow americans, I would like to proudly introduce the new head of housing and urban development, back from their family values tour, KoRn."
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If you told me last year that the president and Fred durst would be used in the same sentence would have told you that you were a madman
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Are there anymore useless celebs associated with trump? Can't be more than half a dozen , even for him
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Jel Shaker posted:Are there anymore useless celebs associated with trump? Can't be more than half a dozen , even for him Kid Rock and the 'Nuge
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waah why cant i motorboat a model  lol. imo the only tits that should be discussed itt are the ones that trump has violated. there are quite a few i would bethere is trump turning his pussy grabbing apology into an attack on the clintons https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/c/embed/44477ce4-8d07-11e6-8cdc-4fbb1973b506 of course its washington post, known fake neews
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Jel Shaker posted:Are there anymore useless celebs associated with trump? Can't be more than half a dozen , even for him Steven seagal is a good one, mickey Rourke and gerard depardieu are both naturalized Russians now, apparently
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Minimalist Program posted:*checks nails the manly way* I worked through my daddy issues at 29. lol Cursed Lumberjack posted:All pictures of them together have her looking like she's under duress How can you deny their happiness. 
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Waterbed Wendy posted:lol Lol to bring this back around to trump I just looked up photos of melania kissing him and whenever he's not literally grabbing her head and forcing a mouth kiss (lol again, but a sad and creeped out lol) she does the same kiss, eyes closed, at the very back of the cheek as far away as physically possible from the mouth. Maybe she's in even more trouble than we realized, will Scott Adams register to run for pres in 2024?
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my new dog posted:waah why cant i motorboat a model scott adams getting with that model is honestly worse than trump being president. Waterbed Wendy posted:How can you deny their happiness. LOL ok now it's not.
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All this madness with Trump makes me think of one of my favourite Onion articles prior to the election http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-still-undecided-voters-help-we-cant-get-ou-54600 quote:Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’
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The Archaic posted:All this madness with Trump makes me think of one of my favourite Onion articles prior to the election Seems about right considering Hillary's top supporter owns the Onion. Lol
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Lol to bring this back around to trump I just looked up photos of melania kissing him and whenever he's not literally grabbing her head and forcing a mouth kiss (lol again, but a sad and creeped out lol) she does the same kiss, eyes closed, at the very back of the cheek as far away as physically possible from the mouth. Maybe she's in even more trouble than we realized, will Scott Adams register to run for pres in 2024? Someone repost that gif of Melania going from relaxed and smiling to stiffly erect and deer in the headlights just from Trump's touch
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Cthulu Carl posted:Someone repost that gif of Melania going from relaxed and smiling to stiffly erect and deer in the headlights just from Trump's touch which one 
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hamtaro posted:http://www.npr.org/2017/02/25/517257273/trump-will-be-first-president-in-36-years-to-skip-white-house-correspondents-din ah right, thanks LOL oh yeah.. that's the good stuff
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Groovelord Neato posted:what i needed explained is why is that woman having sex with scott adams. i know who he is and why he's well known and i also know what he looks like hence my confusion. An Iowa 7 is a regular 3 is a 9 if you're rich.
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what's going to happen to Trump when Twitter shuts down. Or an overpolitical twitter data analyst goes one step too far...
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to think twitter has all this power and doesn't use it.
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I really hope trump does something to get himself banned on twitter, I feel like the fallout from that would be the peak of comedy for our world as trump rages and rages with no outlet to vent his addled grampa frustrations with early morning news There's a nonzero chance that twitter banning trump would cause ww3. That's a legitimate sentence someone can type and be concerned about in tyool 2017. A twitter mod could hold the fate of our world in their hands Oh, and lol Edit: I bet twitter regrets not banning him before the election, since their hands are kinda tied now and nothing worse for your stock than being the reason trump nukes a new York suburb in a fit of rage. Imagine how different trumps president would have gone if he couldn't tweet every little thing that bugs him Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 26, 2017 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:I really hope trump does something to get himself banned on twitter, I feel like the fallout from that would be the peak of comedy for our world as trump rages and rages with no outlet to vent his addled grampa frustrations with early morning news If they banned trump's account would they also ban @potus to stop ban evasion
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thathonkey posted:can you be hellbanned from twitter Idk but his aides should really have thought of this by now: make a fake twitter UI for him and anything he posts goes straight to the garbage can while some lackey posts the diplomatic stuff to the real account Too late now though, he'd think something was up if the news wasn't constantly loling at his most recent tweets
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Lifeglug posted:If they banned trump's account would they also ban @potus to stop ban evasion Your av reminds me of my cousin in rehab
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Professor Shark posted:Your av reminds me of my cousin in rehab Is she single?
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Lifeglug posted:If they banned trump's account would they also ban @potus to stop ban evasion No because it's never trump using that one 
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hi i'm twitter and i rely on a sentient cheeto to keep afloat, it was quite the pivot from the business plan, ama
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Lifeglug posted:If they banned trump's account would they also ban @potus to stop ban evasion lol
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lorn Wayne posted:hi i'm twitter and i rely on a sentient cheeto to keep afloat, it was quite the pivot from the business plan, ama not banning him and all the nazis actually hosed them out of selling.
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