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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




rip baxter stockman age 61 eaten by his own mousers

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

guess ill never get that twister sequel twistharder

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
https://mobile.twitter.com/tomhanks/status/835896205179817985?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Hanx

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

twist now or die hard

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Turdfuzz posted:

guess ill never get that twister sequel twistharder

https://mobile.twitter.com/Cary_Elwes/status/835883353173700608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Turdfuzz posted:

im glad everyone went to the same place tho

inside your rear end?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Turdfuzz posted:

twist now or die hard

the legend of twistys gold

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


Hanx for nothing

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Hanx: the shapewear for your hand.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Admiral Ray posted:

Hanx: the shapewear for your hand.

for nuttin????

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I'm sorry but Tom Hanks signing a tweet about his dead co-star with "Hanx" may be the funniest thing that's happened in a while

Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I'm sorry but Tom Hanks signing a tweet about his dead co-star with "Hanx" may be the funniest thing that's happened in a while

Type X to pay respects

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
so long and hanx for all the fish

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

thanx mr hanx

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Squizzle posted:

for nuttin????

Not everyone has the hand for handjobs, but Hanx will give you the courage to put your hands on a dick with confidence.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
"Hanx for the memories, Bill" -Tom Hanks

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Turdfuzz posted:

thanx mr hanx

Thanks, hanx

Thanx

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/835888758985789440

:laffo: this dude has a daughter that is a living breathing pre-existing condition

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
gently caress what people are think i liked twister

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/835888758985789440

:laffo: this dude has a daughter that is a living breathing pre-existing condition

there's a reason dan savage did what he did to the santorum name

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

quote:

Spicer also warned the group of more problems if news of the phone checks and the meeting about leaks was leaked to the media. It's not the first time that warnings about leaks have promptly leaked. The State Department's legal office issued a four-page memo warning of the dangers of leaks -- that memo was immediately posted by the Washington Post.

lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

tom hanks twitter feed is a thing of beauty

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
spicey francticly running sround his office yelling at staffers "GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!!'"

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/835916571142946816

Someone's about to be told to stuff another meatloaf into it.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/835888758985789440

:laffo: this dude has a daughter that is a living breathing pre-existing condition

this man claims to be a christian lol

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/835882371228454912

skaboomizzy posted:

:laffo: this dude has a daughter that is a living breathing pre-existing condition

I don't think Santorum's daughter is living nor breathing anymore

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835916511944523777

donny's handlers are letting him get retarded again

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/835888758985789440

:laffo: this dude has a daughter that is a living breathing pre-existing condition

wait wait when did trump call the GOP the "American workers' party"?????

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

SpaceGoku posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835916511944523777

donny's handlers are letting him get retarded again

He is seriously so loving stupid and every time he puts something this out it makes him look more guilty

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



SpaceGoku posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835916511944523777

donny's handlers are letting him get retarded again

the russia leaks are covering up ILLEGAL LEAKS

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

spicey francticly running sround his office yelling at staffers "GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!!'"

What is he even hoping to find

"NYT ANONYMOUS TIP LINE" in someone's contact list

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Hillary Clinton knew the illegal leaks would happen and brought up Russia. Puppet master!!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Consummate Professional posted:

Hillary Clinton knew the illegal leaks would happen and brought up Russia. Puppet master!!

she lost on purpose to allow the leaks to happen!!

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kurtofan posted:

tom hanks twitter feed is a thing of beauty

https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/827912071891267584

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


hanx

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/835888758985789440

:laffo: this dude has a daughter that is a living breathing pre-existing condition

Republicans are cartoon villains lol

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

logikv9 posted:

lookin good for a future senator :smith:

Just call me The Senator

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/834250679984279556

The lost gloves...ungh...fetish.UNGGGGH

I know that feeling Hanx

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

logikv9 posted:

Tired for RIGGED ELECTIONS with BACKROOM DEALS and LACK OF TRANSPARENCY? I hope you aren't! Because we're still in the midst of accepting votes for the C-SPAM DOG PRIMARY https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811350

It's going to be a leftist's wet dream, with no registration requirements and a completely open primary. It's also going to be a liberal's wet dream, because it will be full of backroom deals that will solidify your grip on the party! (if i can think of something interesting in time!)

GO GO GO NOMINATE A DOG NOW https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811350

Not even a single cat, RACISTS!!

LOGIKV9 YOU FILTHY RACIST

I DEMAND THAT CATS BE ENTERED INTO THE PRIMARY

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