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no switch news is good newshappyhippy posted:I heard North Korea ordered 10,000 Switches so they could emulate a 386DX Pentium 90 for their missile launch system. Trunko posted:I defriended him from facebook almost a decade ago but I'm sure he's buying this new Nintendo right now as we speak.
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Also you can totally tell there's a new open hugbox in Games Goddamnit, not again.
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gary oldmans diary posted:the first pentium would have been the 586  dont tell north korea
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Applewhite posted:The Nintendo Hugcube applewhite when i get my switch do you think it will make my mother love me? i dont know why it would do that, but something has to 
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*wakes up black guy sleeping next to me on the plane i did it guy. i beated the zelba
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its called the switch cause when u see it u switch direction and walk away
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Verily I Shat posted:Well, aren't you a beefy teen.
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Professor SJW posted:this will be me when the switch come out  any flight long enough to warrant playing games on is way longer than the battery life of that thing
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WhyteRyce posted:
he bought the $500 external extra battery, duh
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Professor SJW posted:this will be me when the switch come out i really like how nintendo had to make that video to suggest all these lovely uses of that thing, because there's no way that any sane person would do any of them
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WhyteRyce posted:
well im obviously going to have my solar battery backpack with me. i hope the guy at the window agrees to switch seats 
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Professor SJW posted:this will be me when the switch come out Obvs you haven't seen the commerical because he's not playing Zelba he's playing 2011's hit video game Skyrim. The five year old video game that will be a hot new Switch release
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Professor SJW posted:*carefully sets up switch for video game time this is just loving bananas on all levels
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Obvs you haven't seen the commerical because he's not playing Zelba he's playing 2011's hit video game Skyrim. The five year old video game that will be a hot new Switch release RUS FO DA-please insert Switch into charger
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Professor SJW posted:haha i make fun but seriously i am buying one i just wish it didnt do all the bullshit and was just a console and a controller
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Blue Raider posted:i just wish it didnt do all the bullshit and was just a console and a controller I'm series they should make a cheaper regular stay at home version of the console like they did with the 2ds.
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Blue Raider posted:i just wish it didnt do all the bullshit and was just a console and a controller  i already have a 3ds that i am rightfully embarrassed to play in public. i don't need this second thing that i won't play in public.
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Professor SJW posted:*carefully sets up switch for video game time Notice Skyrim has a wall of fog view distance of 30 foot lol. They angle it so it looks like you are on the edge of a drop so cant see it.
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motion control bullshit again? dear nintendo i do not want to pay real money for mini games. no one does happyhippy posted:Notice Skyrim has a wall of fog view distance of 30 foot lol. irl the fog is at 50 feet on nintendo switch
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Roargasm posted:text me 
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gary oldmans diary posted:motion control bullshit again? That;s good because you don't even get the minigames packed in this time, it's an extra 50 bucks lulzzzz
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It will be a massive disappointment because there's no way any game for it can be as entertaining as laughing at people who only socialize online talking about what happens at parties.
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SeXReX posted:It will be a massive disappointment because there's no way any game for it can be as entertaining as laughing at people who only socialize online talking about what happens at parties. Rock Band is a legit good party game. So are the Jackbox packs. However you play these both at indoor parties and the switch is too tiny to play at outdoor parties, you don't want to play video games at outdoor parties, and indoors you can't have any players sit more than 9 feet away and also can't have anyone move in front of the controllers soooooo
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SeXReX posted:It will be a massive disappointment because there's no way any game for it can be as entertaining as laughing at people who only socialize online talking about what happens at parties. Once I get my Nintendo Switch I'm going to hit up all the parties.
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