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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mormonpartyboat posted:

i spent like 30 seconds googling it and it looks like the school district their kids go to wanted to physically move the school like 16 blocks away to shift district lines and they said that wasn't the best idea

so she's pretty much hitler

yeah i read this slate article about it (ugffffgggggggggvvvggggffff slate) and came away with a big loving Who Cares

Also the second result was r/The Donald concern trolling about it so

...ed balls

Citizen Tayne posted:

you can easily map out areas that are predominately white vs. predominately not white vs. racially integrated just by going to zillow and looking at the school ratings. pretty hosed up.

Yeah I believe the issue exists I'm just not sure why we're pillorying her family for it

juche avocado fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Feb 26, 2017

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Studio posted:

Isn't she also teamed up with Glen Beck as part of "The #Resistance"?

lmao o yea

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Fojar38 posted:

the american national anthem is really cool and good and i am actually jealous of it because o canada sucks

the star spangled banner is a terrible anthem

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Trapezound posted:

yeah i read this slate article about it (ugffffgggggggggvvvggggffff slate) and came away with a big loving Who Cares

Also the second result was r/The Donald concern trolling about it so

...ed balls

it's very important to appear woke on the soumething aweful dot cum dead gay comedy forums

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the soviets had the best anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

and i say this as a coastal elite american capitalist

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


time for some game theory guys
FACT: John Oliver ran over my dog. Twice.
FACT: Samantha Bee not only watched, but rubbed the palms of her hands together (((Clinton))) style while whispering to herself "YES... YESSSSSS!"
FACT: Trevor Noah picks Legion Commander fifth pick, when there's no supports, then takes jungle for twenty minutes.

Nichael fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Feb 26, 2017

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Nichael posted:

The fact that literal rapist and literal Russian spy, Donald Trump (former host of a lovely reality show) got above 5% of the white vote is incredibly hosed up in itself. There is something really wrong with our culture and I do feel like white people should examine why it is that they voted for a man who threatened to kill his opponent twice.
Maybe dems should examine how they lost a slam dunk election so loving bad

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

triple sulk posted:

the star spangled banner is a terrible anthem

Is there a good one for comparison?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

logikv9 posted:

the soviets had the best anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

and i say this as a coastal elite american capitalist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Maybe dems should examine how they lost a slam dunk election so loving bad

it was only a slam dunk if you assume that Americans are not terrible

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Maybe dems should examine how they lost a slam dunk election so loving bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQaF4YXCXsc&t=42s
scientists speculate that up to three things can go wrong at once!

1) clinton hosed up bigly
2) donald is a disgusting rapist who threatened to kill people
3) the american education system and culture discourage poor and minorities from voting, while so-called "voter fraud" laws work to disenfranchise large swathes of the population

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i went to a magic show with Sammy b and when the magician sawed a black person in half she booed when he put them back together

she is histrys greatest monster

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

logikv9 posted:

the soviets had the best anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

and i say this as a coastal elite american capitalist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkJuFjlxQR4&t=49s

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


cumshitter posted:

i went to a magic show with Sammy b and when the magician sawed a black person in half she booed when he put them back together

she is histrys greatest monster

if a magician saws you in half, does the santorum that comes out just kind of ooze, or does it gush like a powerful hose???

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Man after months of people drive by dropping that Sam bee doesn't want her kids to lay eyes on non white children it turns out the whole thing was a city proposing to just up and move a school somewhere else?

That's a stupid fuckin proposal, everyone, and an even dumber overreaction

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

deadgoon posted:

since when is threatening to kill your opponent a bad thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Looper

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



where have I heard that name before...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

this ad is on topic

https://twitter.com/HyattTweets/status/835913961535078401

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

if a magician saws you in half, does the santorum that comes out just kind of ooze, or does it gush like a powerful hose???

I refer all questions re: my vast cumshit reserves to the poem "a dream deffered0

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Nichael posted:

time for some game theory guys
FACT: John Oliver ran over my dog. Twice.
FACT: Samantha Bee not only watched, but rubbed the palms of her hands together (((Clinton))) style while whispering to herself "YES... YESSSSSS!"
FACT: Trevor Noah picks Legion Commander fifth pick, when there's no supports, then takes jungle for twenty minutes.

Samantha beer made me laugh once

The bitch

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



this ad is clearly anti-donald and our president and our country because it presumes we should treat each other with love and respect. sad! i will not be staying at hyatts anymore on the zero vacations i take #boycottthecucks

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

Sam Bee is against school integration in NY which is like, the most segregated school system in America. gently caress her

no, this can't happen on the [UPPER EAST SIDE OF MANHATTAN] !!!

I need my schools to be pure on the [UPPER EAST SIDE OF MANHATTAN] \:cry:/

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

cumshitter posted:

i went to a magic show with Sammy b and when the magician sawed a black person in half she booed when he put them back together

she is histrys greatest monster

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Nichael posted:

this ad is clearly anti-donald and our president and our country because it presumes we should treat each other with love and respect. sad! i will not be staying at hyatts anymore on the zero vacations i take #boycottthecucks
It took me only 15 replies to read before I stumbled on a reply almost exactly like this :chloe:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

cumshitter posted:

i went to a magic show with Sammy b and when the magician sawed a black person in half she booed when he put them back together

she is histrys greatest monster

history's greatest monster is noah because he's NOT JON

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Anime Schoolgirl posted:

It took me only 15 replies to read before I stumbled on a reply almost exactly like this :chloe:

it took a whole 15?! looks like we're making progress, comrades!!!

#woke #smashthestate

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0Fdz350GE


So this is set to air during the Oscars. Trump will not be able to hold back.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i get all my news from half hour news hour reruns

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





he has more important things to do than watch the oscars (like tweet during the oscars)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mormonpartyboat posted:

i get all my news from half hour news hour reruns

i wish fox news' forays into comedy just meant they had neil hamburger on all of their shows instead of a few times on red eye

give neil hamburger kelly's old spot

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





let's be real though, we all have things to do more important than watching the oscars

like hurling angry posts into the trump thread ether, forever

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0Fdz350GE


So this is set to air during the Oscars. Trump will not be able to hold back.

trump is going to be at the republican governors' ball because his handlers know he can't be trusted to livetweet the oscars

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0Fdz350GE


So this is set to air during the Oscars. Trump will not be able to hold back.

lovin' a well made ad

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Trapezound posted:

he has more important things to do than watch the oscars (like tweet during the oscars)
and speaking of neil hamburger, the FIFTH ANNUAL ON CINEMA LIVE AT THE OSCAR'S SPECIAL is tonight

looking forward to tim losing his poo poo on air like he always does

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001


https://twitter.com/HankTheFlank/status/835934629576093696

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i'm a huge fan of terrorism because i used to wear a Brotherhood of Nod shirt

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

i wish shouting 'you're a loving unbelievable idiot' over and over had some effect beyond further recalcitrance

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

bunch o hokey bullshit

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Big terrorism fan here

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0Fdz350GE


So this is set to air during the Oscars. Trump will not be able to hold back.

it was announced he's not watching the oscars

this is presidential news

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