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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SpaceGoku posted:

apparently he is not a fan of vegetables or wheat bread

imagine his colon :whitewater:

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Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Fat man and little boy.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

quote:

6:45 PM: Our bacon tower appetizer arrives. Highly recommended.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/835988431834599424

So what's in his attic? A Picasso?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i feel really bad for the white house ccooking staff because they probably take pride in their work and now theyre dunking frozen fries and onion rings into vats of grease like a fast food cook

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Squizzle posted:

imagine his colon :whitewater:

no ty

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


instead of a picture that ages so that he can stay forever young, tom perez has a picture that grows increasingly emotionally distraught so he can remain... forever calm?

get it together, bitchell, you're losing your edge

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




like driftwood stuttering down a tarp greased w ketchup

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I have an opinion about the correct way of eating meat.


It's don't eat it at all you murderers.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Telephones posted:

Fat man and little boy.

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

whose undercooked bacon is this

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/richtpau/status/835945685119807489

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Reporter: "Je noo wah no ta Town Hall tinka me chasa hopoe ma booty na nolia"

Rubio: "Yes well Town Halls are being organized by leftist groups and..."

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

passionate dongs posted:

whose undercooked bacon is this

from the trump food tragedy: http://ijr.com/2017/02/810965-trump-ditched-the-press-to-have-dinner-heres-how-the-president-acts-when-no-one-is-watching/

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Well done steak with ketchup

And

Pizza with a knife and fork


Finally a classy prssident

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Markorjoshua posted:

What is Marco Rubio taking to? What is that?

South Florida

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

McGlockenshire posted:

that man is a loving monster and we have to do something about it

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/835985910403645442

yeah, he doesn't know what a rerun is

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Nichael posted:

I have an opinion about the correct way of eating meat.


It's don't eat it at all you murderers.

Meat is murder. Enjoy walnuts

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SpaceGoku posted:

get it together, bitchell, you're losing your edge
He was there. He was the first guy to play Daft Trump for the rock kids.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

I like to be reminded of laundry when I eat bacon

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Nichael posted:

I have an opinion about the correct way of eating meat.


It's don't eat it at all you murderers.

im sure the cows would prefer a childless life before we consign their entire family to extinction, since thats the alternative for beef and dairy breeds

i do you great kindness, delicious beasts—genocide

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

imagine his colon :whitewater:

i imagine its roomier and more spacious than most new york apartments

lol my favorite description of new york is "everything is a box with adollar sign on it"

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Citizen Tayne posted:

South Florida

lmebo

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





polyp

p-o-l-y-p-s

p

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olyp

bum polyps

pbumpolyps

rump pol

trum plyp

trump pol

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

cumshitter posted:

i feel really bad for the white house ccooking staff because they probably take pride in their work and now theyre dunking frozen fries and onion rings into vats of grease like a fast food cook

A New Era: Donald Trump Just Whispered ‘Hope You Like To Make Ham, Motherfucker’ To A White House Chef

http://www.clickhole.com/article/new-era-donald-trump-just-whispered-hope-you-make--5155

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Low energy colon, :sad:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I like Bill Mitchell. I like him a lot.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


really because it's pretty obvious the hitler show went into syndication in the past couple years

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Trapezound posted:

polyp

p-o-l-y-p-s

p

olyps

olyp

bum polyps

pbumpolyps

rump pol

trum plyp

trump pol

goblinf
gobljmr
goblims
goblizns
gobloms
goknolna
matt lauer

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/shadihamid/status/835987754571993090

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

a.lo posted:

Cheese: who even needs it?

how dare you

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

what the whole huckabee son dog murder story anyway? Or is that all there is to it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

im sure the cows would prefer a childless life before we consign their entire family to extinction, since thats the alternative for beef and dairy breeds

i do you great kindness, delicious beasts—genocide

if cows didn't want to be slaughtered they shouldn't have been so delicious

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



ha ha the literal russian spy who takes orders from a fat nazi is so funny and relaxed in person ~~!:3: :3:

ha ha he killed an eight year old and is making life a living nightmare, so relatable lol

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Telephones posted:

Fat man and little boy.


Except these guys are a destructive force.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Do you think trump orders fries for his sides?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Solarin posted:

what the whole huckabee son dog murder story anyway? Or is that all there is to it

p short story, mike huckabees large son murdered a dog aforethought

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
whether its a cow or a liberal, i love the taste of murder in my mouth

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