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Leviathan posted:north korea owns because it is hellbent on destroying western civ
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Mariana Horchata posted:ive never said this before but ur posting style is strong af cumshitter reconciles the turdfuzz and baloogan schools of postin to wield a powerful postin energy not unlike hokuto shin ken but shitposts
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Leviathan posted:north korea would own if it wasn't a brutal totalitarian dictatorship hellbent on destroying western civ just in case you're serious, that account is (excellent) parody https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/835892215713054722 https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/835999544265621504
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Nichael posted:I do have to give Ron Paul credit, I think he's a true believer in his crazy garbage. I can't say that for someone like Lil' Marco or even Jeb!. i work in private welath management and like once a year we have a prospect who is invetested in gold or a client who wantsn to go to gold and it is annoying as gently caress to talk them off that crazy train. its like a mental illness where you have to talk them out of believing the entire world is going to collapse. whenever a client brings it up i jokingly say "yeah but if you want a gold investment plan youre probably better off buying tinned food and bullets becaue they will be more useful in the future hellscape youre imagining" my crazy uncle, a dude who once pulled a gun on his mailman because he thought he was part of the jewish network that was spying on him, still sends me letters from crzzy goldbuggerers that read like, "I used to work with the CIA and I devised a financial formula that 100% accurately predicts the fall of markets and for $200/month I WILL TELL YOU how to predict the market!" and my uncle knows what i do and i tell him not a single one of our investment strategies involves gold and all the professional finance guys who went to fnacy colleges believes gold is a good investment would ever take his latest crazy finance dude seriously but he still sends me this poo poo. he also includes letters where he alternates between different colored pens every three words but thats just because he likes it and honestly its fun to read and i enjoy it. hes is crazy but thres a nice guy in there
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things are looking bad for the hollywood elites
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the black husserl posted:just in case you're serious i'm not
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cumshitter posted:i work in private welath management and like once a year we have a prospect who is invetested in gold or a client who wantsn to go to gold and it is annoying as gently caress to talk them off that crazy train. its like a mental illness where you have to talk them out of believing the entire world is going to collapse. i mean, the entire world is going to collapse, but yes gold won't save you from that
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cumshitter posted:i work in private welath management and like once a year we have a prospect who is invetested in gold or a client who wantsn to go to gold and it is annoying as gently caress to talk them off that crazy train. its like a mental illness where you have to talk them out of believing the entire world is going to collapse. whenever a client brings it up i jokingly say "yeah but if you want a gold investment plan youre probably better off buying tinned food and bullets becaue they will be more useful in the future hellscape youre imagining" i prolly aint gonna read all that but i still apreciate ur username
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Anybody not using the anti-Hollywood movement to use the Right's lines against OWS against them is an idiot "You say you hate Hollywood but did you know that The Walking Dead and Dancing with the Stars would be impossible without Hollywood?!?! That's extremely hypocritical!"
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Turdfuzz posted:i prolly aint gonna read all that but i still apreciate ur username praise from ceaer
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More people showed up to Buffalo's airport in a snowstorm when we heard trump's EO than these jokers
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is that the crowd? that's like 15 people.
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Grondoth posted:More people showed up to Buffalo's airport in a snowstorm when we heard trump's EO than these jokers isnt everything that happens in buffalo in a snowstorm
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cumshitter posted:i work in private welath management and like once a year we have a prospect who is invetested in gold or a client who wantsn to go to gold and it is annoying as gently caress to talk them off that crazy train. its like a mental illness where you have to talk them out of believing the entire world is going to collapse. whenever a client brings it up i jokingly say "yeah but if you want a gold investment plan youre probably better off buying tinned food and bullets becaue they will be more useful in the future hellscape youre imagining" hey cummshitter what should I do with my 401k right now. I'm 30 and don't have a huge amount in there
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-Hanx
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Solarin posted:hey cummshitter what should I do with my 401k right now. if youre young go with the aggressive equity option and invest enough to get the max contribution from your employer take your tax refund and put it into an IRA and (if ur young) follow the "If You Can: How to Retire as a Millionaire as a Millenial" guide but instead of going with bond ETFs go with S&P 600/small cap
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Solarin posted:hey cummshitter what should I do with my 401k right now. 401ks are a scam and if they want that money to soften any of their own losses they already know how pretty much no matter what you do with it
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cumshitter posted:i work in private welath management and like once a year we have a prospect who is invetested in gold or a client who wantsn to go to gold and it is annoying as gently caress to talk them off that crazy train. its like a mental illness where you have to talk them out of believing the entire world is going to collapse. whenever a client brings it up i jokingly say "yeah but if you want a gold investment plan youre probably better off buying tinned food and bullets becaue they will be more useful in the future hellscape youre imagining" why do you even talk them down, don't you still get their fees even if your return is like negative 69%
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libertarians went for trump because he's got all that gold. he's even got a golden tower! they're like june bugs attracted to a porch light on a hot summer night. but get too close to the golden light and they'll get zapped
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cumshitter posted:if youre young go with the aggressive equity option and invest enough to get the max contribution from your employer what happens during the upcoming Greater Trumpian Depression when the bottom falls out of this shitshow?
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take ur money out of the bank, and buy cows, and kill them, and eat them
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Leviathan posted:why do you even talk them down, don't you still get their fees even if your return is like negative 69% if the portfolio has equity in it we bill 1% per year so we have a vest interested in actually making them more money it has never happened on my watch but if they wanted gold we would just put it in "unmanaged" and not bill it or include it in our performance calculations
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401Ks are just golden parachute accounts for your corporate masters lol every penny in there is a penny into the belly of the beast
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cumshitter posted:praise from ceaer pls dont murder me bro
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Solarin posted:what happens during the upcoming Greater Trumpian Depression when the bottom falls out of this shitshow?
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its actually rad af that the sort of standard posting dialect for cspam makes it difficult to discern between poster dgaf and poster requires critical medical intervention on some level
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Solarin posted:what happens during the upcoming Greater Trumpian Depression when the bottom falls out of this shitshow? standard finance person response: "whoa we're just going with our best ideas and i dont have a crystal ball but our research points us in this direction." my inner rage, screaming and desperately trying to claw its way to freedom from the tie that is my spiritual noose: 
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cumshitter what should i do with my coffee can full of pennies
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cumshitter do you get bitcoin insanos in your line of work? who am i kidding of course you do, what are they like to deal with?
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Nichael posted:I do have to give Ron Paul credit, I think he's a true believer in his crazy garbage. I can't say that for someone like Lil' Marco or even Jeb!. When his investment portfolio was released it was nothing but gold futures lol
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MariusLecter posted:401Ks are just golden parachute accounts for your corporate masters lol Business: "Hey instead of pensions and a well-funded social safety net for retirees, how about we just force people to give us money for a long time and maybe we pay it back, maybe not!" Boomers: "Oh man that sounds great, but only for our kids and their kids!"
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Squizzle posted:its actually rad af that the sort of standard posting dialect for cspam makes it difficult to discern between poster dgaf and poster requires critical medical intervention on some level Trump thread has taken the place of the Phenazepam thread
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deadgoon posted:cumshitter what should i do with my coffee can full of pennies brain a cow to death w it
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https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/836004851574325248 trump wins again!
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cumshitter posted:if the portfolio has equity in it we bill 1% per year so we have a vest interested in actually making them more money lol 1%. what's your managed equity average return vs buying an s&p index etf over the last 10 years
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cumshitter posted:i work in private welath management and like once a year we have a prospect who is invetested in gold or a client who wantsn to go to gold and it is annoying as gently caress to talk them off that crazy train. its like a mental illness where you have to talk them out of believing the entire world is going to collapse. whenever a client brings it up i jokingly say "yeah but if you want a gold investment plan youre probably better off buying tinned food and bullets becaue they will be more useful in the future hellscape youre imagining" 
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Squizzle posted:its actually rad af that the sort of standard posting dialect for cspam makes it difficult to discern between poster dgaf and poster requires critical medical intervention on some level people on the internet tell me i need immediate medical attention all the time but then i talk to a therapist or psychiatrist and they're like "yeah politics makes everyone homicidal don't worry about it"
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deadgoon posted:cumshitter what should i do with my coffee can full of pennies roll them up into $0.50 cent rolls and sell them as nazi face punch enhancers for $1
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