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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > 2017 Oscars Thread - Tonight at 8:30pm EST
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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Also Keith Urban you are 49 years old dude

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009

Criminal Minded posted:

Also Keith Urban you are 49 years old dude
What is this in response to?

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Josh Lyman posted:

What is this in response to?

Keith URban's hairstyle

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RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004
 His greasy Kurt Cobain hair, I imagine.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Josh Lyman posted:

What is this in response to?

The idea or avatar of Keith Urban

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/836018720535429121

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Dakota Johnson is wearing a moo moo

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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

God she was good in Moonlight.

Holy poo poo that was her? :stare:

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Josh Lyman posted:

Dakota Johnson is wearing a moo moo

that is the worst dress I've seen all night

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Denzel got kinda chunky. Black do crack?

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Here is the best dress I've seen all night, partially because Brie Larson is the one wearing it:

https://twitter.com/people/status/836021974203838464

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Shneak posted:

Holy poo poo that was her? :stare:

What's her name's girl.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Who wins tonight's award for "wait, why are they here?"

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who wins tonight's award for "wait, why are they here?"

Karlie Kloss is the only person I've seen that I've thought that about, but I think she's got a Swift Pass to just show up wherever.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Mel Gibson on speed

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Mel seems tweaked out of his mind right now

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Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
 Anyone got a link for a live stream of the show?

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Criminal Minded posted:

Mel seems tweaked out of his mind right now

His wife has a forlorn sadness.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Mel Gibson's 26 year old girlfriend gave birth to his 9th child.

jesus gently caress Mel

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
 lmao Justin Timberlake

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Allyn
Sep 4, 2007

I love Charlie from Busted!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who wins tonight's award for "wait, why are they here?"

Dakota Johnson. A Bigger Splash didn't get anything, first 50 Shades was last year, How to Be Single... :shrug:

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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Criminal Minded posted:

Mel seems tweaked out of his mind right now

He does seem very on, yes.

And there is a sad melancholy to his wife.

Also please, what's you name, kindly say "conscientious" and Okinawa properly, please.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 https://twitter.com/MelGibsonFilms/status/836016480919650304

That is not Mel Gibson's daughter. It's his second wife. He's 60, she's 26.

He has 6 children that are older than her.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

https://twitter.com/MelGibsonFilms/status/836016480919650304

That is not Mel Gibson's daughter. It's his second wife. He's 60, she's 26.

He has 6 children that are older than her.

:barf: But also good on him for snagging that kind of tail.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Josh Lyman posted:

https://twitter.com/MelGibsonFilms/status/836016480919650304

That is not Mel Gibson's daughter. It's his second wife. He's 60, she's 26.

He has 6 children that are older than her.

Not his wife, just his "partner", and also his third. Still gross

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
I was hoping that was his daughter, alas. Either way she looks stunning.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

GonSmithe posted:

lmao Justin Timberlake

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/836024915623030784

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Criminal Minded posted:

Mel seems tweaked out of his mind right now

....now?

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Justin :swoon:

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 I guess this is better than being digitally edited in every movie

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Oh JT, you moved the mic away during a part where it seemed like you were actually singing.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Timberlake doing a great kareoke performance.

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
I'm feeling very triggered by this problematic cultural appropriation

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 JT trying to turn the Oscars into the Grammys. They were 2 weeks ago dude.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Painful reminder this was nominated over anything from Sing Street

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 i hate this

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Haha, what the gently caress was that Nicole Kidman? Other than a really restrictive dress you were trying to move in.

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Ryan Gosling wasn't having any of that poo poo

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Yay Jackie Chan is there

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Jackie Chan has stopped the feeling.

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