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Pac-Manioc Root posted:or they could just have a big pile of poo poo sub for danold tromp, our 45th united states president
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:47 |
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Maya Fey posted:nothing says "healthy democracy" like a roomful of piece of poo poo access journalists lolling it up at hilarious jokes about not finding WMDs or assassinating American citizens with drones after eagerly selling this poo poo to the public Obama bad Trump bad and mean me no likey the bad mans grrrrrrr
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:50 |
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you fucks went from Obama to Trump. At least the rest of the world is laughing (crying).
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:54 |
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https://twitter.com/colincampbell/status/835981327853830145
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:56 |
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This is where I draw the line. This is where I can lol no further.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:03 |
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This is the sort of thing a screenwriter would have a character do to really hackishly hammer home that the character is a buffoon
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:42 |
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proof of concept posted:This is the sort of thing a screenwriter would have a character do to really hackishly hammer home that the character is a buffoon Along with sending the meal back and demanding that they serve it with curly fries instead.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:46 |
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i wonder what he gets with his happy meal
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:47 |
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Scary! posted:i wonder what he gets with his happy meal a fun toy to keep him amused for the car ride home
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:47 |
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I am a god So hurry up with my drat massage In a French-rear end restaurant Hurry up with my catsup sauce!!
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:51 |
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I wonder how the GOP field and Hillary feel reading these types of stories knowing this loving guy of all people beat them. If we don't all die by 2020 or 2024 the lols are definitely gonna keep rolling in.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:52 |
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The lols will radiate out into space forever
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:54 |
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I had a dream the other night where everything was great, like the alternate timeline where none of this poo poo happened and smoked weed and everyonee was happy, I asked a dude in my dream if they had heard of Donald Trump and they said he was a joke and I was like "Hah he's my president! and I woke up and lolled because having a dream where the world is good and cool is a fantasy concocted by the mind even though like it wouldn't be that hard to make it a bit less lovely
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:56 |
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The Protagonist posted:The lols will radiate out into space forever the lol emissions will get trapped into the atmosphere thanks to CO2 and we'll burn up before then at this rate
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:01 |
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thathonkey posted:yo is it too late to elect dare as potus ? It would be a daily executive order to un-ban him from SA.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:06 |
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Why doesn't NYC high society love me? *tucks in improvised napkin-bib* They're all just idiots *slathers steak* Low IQ. SAD! *succession of loud fart noises from ketchup squeezy bottle interrupts conversation at nearby tables* They're all just jealous at how sophisticated I am! *tablemate regards ketchup flecks on his own food and clothing with a frown* And why are steak knives always so dull?
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:17 |
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the well done steak thing. i cant get it out of my head. it's worse than when he killed that little girl almost
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:37 |
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obvious hatchet job, shaking my head at the opposition party trying to spread lies about our strongest and most powerful president
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:40 |
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LIBERAL LIARS trying to SLANDER my name. ME? Eating Steak with catsup? FAKE NEWS! *slathers hotdog in ketchup*
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:48 |
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thathonkey posted:the well done steak thing. i cant get it out of my head. it's worse than when he killed that little girl almost ha ha whoa forgot trump had the blood of an eight year old girl on his hands for a hot sec there lol
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:23 |
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Arrhythmia posted:ha ha whoa forgot trump had the blood of an eight year old girl on his hands for a hot sec there lol but not the blood of a steak
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:26 |
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Who the gently caress eats steak well done? No one. This is an outrage.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:26 |
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honestly the part about the ketchup and well-doneness seems so well tailored to pissing me off that i question its validity but then, i have no respect for this administration so i also have trouble believing they'd be clever enough to tailor something this specific to my spergy demographic truly these are confusing times
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:28 |
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i want to say i've heard that thing about trump eating well-done steaks from before he ran for president
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:30 |
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yeah well done stakes is a known trump thing but the ketchup part of the story is a new one on me and damned if it doesn't deserve its own lol
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:32 |
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"Sean Spicer So Angry About White House Leaks He Held a Meeting Warning Staffers – Which Immediately Leaked" http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovemen...ediately_leaked
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:32 |
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they need to fire everyone and run the entire executive branch with a 3 man skeleton crew of priebus-bannon-spicer
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:36 |
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thathonkey posted:they need to fire everyone and run the entire executive branch with a 3 man skeleton crew of priebus-bannon-spicer They're going to reduce the entire federal government to the three of them. See they're working on downsizing government!!
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:23 |
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Minnesota Mixup posted:They're going to reduce the entire federal government to the three of them. See they're working on downsizing government!! you came in early http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-pentagon-military-spending-budget-235425
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:58 |
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l o l
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 06:02 |
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Kumo posted:you came in early Oh yes, I guess it is time for another Cold War.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 06:11 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:l oh my god
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 06:23 |
Dr. Faustus posted:l Hahaha
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 06:39 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:l
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 06:42 |
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I don't think it's real tho.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 06:43 |
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If its real it's sort of weird since I always imagined Obama to be above that kind of thing.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 06:43 |
Faust if you're fuckin around you should be ashamed. I read this thread for good clean lols, not FAKE NEWS
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 06:49 |
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p sure its fake. i cant find it on twitter & the ol-tweet-n-delete isn't really oblammo's style
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 07:13 |
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I didn't fact-check it. I just found it on Twitter and screen-capped it. A) I figured now that trollbama is out of office maybe he's trollbama 2.0. B) I wanted it to be true. Even if false, Trump is gonna hate it. lol
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 07:18 |
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This is very low-energy.
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