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expensive jeans
Jun 20, 2003

I thought it was the dildo from Dildo Hut that tasted like shfuck!

And a new episode: VAMPIRES :drac:

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Oh, this is going to be excellent.

expensive jeans posted:

I thought it was the dildo from Dildo Hut that tasted like shfuck!
:doh:

In my defense, there are a few episodes that do involve shfucky pussies.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Feb 24, 2017

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Holy crap, a non-Lemon episode :stare:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Lemon was busy reading Modelland on the plane to San Francisco I assume.

expensive jeans
Jun 20, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

:doh:

In my defense, there are a few episodes that do involve shfucky pussies.
It might've come up in another episode, but the Dildo Hut thing was just the first thing that popped into my head when I read "shfuck". :v:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
No, that's the one. I just meant pussies that smelled or tasted fecal.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I don't think I've ever heard Portaxx as full of joy as she is in this episode.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Oh my God, that "Whip It" joke. :magical:

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

Djeser posted:

Lemon was busy reading Modelland on the plane to San Francisco I assume.

Planes have Internet connections nowadays, don't they? Should have just logged into Skype on his laptop and recorded an episode right there on his dang flight.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

Planes have Internet connections nowadays, don't they? Should have just logged into Skype on his laptop and recorded an episode right there on his dang flight.

So setting aside the fact that airplane wifi is terrible and inconsistent, imagine someone reading FPlus material on a crowded plane with 100 other people in earshot. Yeah, no thanks.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

hoobajoo posted:

So setting aside the fact that airplane wifi is terrible and inconsistent, imagine someone reading FPlus material on a crowded plane with 100 other people in earshot. Yeah, no thanks.
That post might have been facetious.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That post might have been facetious.

Jokes in a podcast!?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
also I've never been on a flight where someone reading bad vampire forums posts out loud wouldn't 100% improve that experience

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Holy poo poo, Vaudeville Porn Poem

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Oh my God, that "Whip It" joke. :magical:
This episode made my brain think of DEVO Vampire puns for like an hour instead of going to sleep

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That post might have been facetious.

On reflection, this possibility does seem obvious. I am a dork.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
i got someone in the thread stream to stream partypartypartyparty.party for like 2 minutes

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Djeser posted:

Lemon was busy reading Modelland on the plane to San Francisco I assume.

Oh please tell me there is a "I don't even own a television" with Modelland and Lemon coming up!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Oh please tell me there is a "I don't even own a television" with Modelland and Lemon coming up!
There isn't. It already happened.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I loved early IDEOTV so much but I just couldn't hack his permanent cohost choice. I'll probably dip back in for a lemon episode though.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Collision is pretty good when he isn't being California Woke

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

...and great when he is :haw:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Collision is the only person I follow on twitter who also follows the Screaming Females so he's cool in my book

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Collision is pretty good when he isn't being California Woke

The hell is "California woke" supposed to mean?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Benny the Snake posted:

The hell is "California woke" supposed to mean?

you're trying to find meaning in a Vosgian Beast post

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I haven't been as in love with IDEOTV as of late as I used to but the live episode with Lemon is a good one and he does a great job. Especially considering that this is probably the fourth or fifth time I've listened to someone incredulously describe Modelland and it's still funny.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





IDEOTV would be pretty good if Jay and Collision were as funny as they think they are. As it is it's incredibly dull most of the time. The episodes with actually funny person Lemon are the only ones that are good.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

thanks, wrestling forum white noise guy

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Dimebags Brain posted:

IDEOTV would be pretty good if Jay and Collision were as funny as they think they are. As it is it's incredibly dull most of the time. The episodes with actually funny person Lemon are the only ones that are good.

I don't agree with this assessment, goodbye!

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Alaois posted:

thanks, wrestling forum white noise guy

Please don't pigeonhole my white noise posting thx.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I like maybe one IDEOTV episode in five, but I really like that one.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
When IDEOTV is good, it's really drat good. When it isn't... it's still an enjoyable way to kill an hour or so. The biggest problem with the show is that episodes are always about fifteen minutes too long.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Collision is pretty good when he isn't being California Woke

I will simulate the experience for you

"I literally threw this book across the room"

"My girlfriend noodles heard me sighing from the other room"

"uhh I actually didn't pick up on [incredibly obvious thing]"

"I don't know any similar novels or piece of media so let me recommend Moby Dick"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EmmyOk posted:

I will simulate the experience for you

"I literally threw this book across the room"

"My girlfriend noodles heard me sighing from the other room"

"uhh I actually didn't pick up on [incredibly obvious thing]"

"I don't know any similar novels or piece of media so let me recommend Moby Dick"

I can hear these all in his voice and it's impressive.

Although doesn't he have some weird roundabout way of saying "the girl I'm in a relationship with" that manages to sound way stranger than just saying "my girlfriend"?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Well, you see, he doesn't want to put their relationship in a box, maaan.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

EmmyOk posted:

I will simulate the experience for you

"I literally threw this book across the room"

"My girlfriend noodles heard me sighing from the other room"

"uhh I actually didn't pick up on [incredibly obvious thing]"

"I don't know any similar novels or piece of media so let me recommend Moby Dick"

You know you're just seeming petty here. Half these things Jay says as well.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

But the other half of the things Jay does are usually funny or interesting. Also he would just say his wife as opposed to "uh eh my lady who I uh co-habitat with in a somewhat romantic way, noodles, heard me sigh in the other room" I don't like wrestling at all but that wrestling book they did with a guest is what made me give up because it was so good and I realised I hadn't really enjoyed it since guests stopped rotating.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I actually enjoy Chris Collision for the most part but some of the things he does occasionally irks me. Just the same as every other human being on Earth.

I will admit that I like him a lot less since that one reading he did in the armpit fetish episode, however. Not because he did a bad job. Quite the opposite. :stonk:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

if only there was another thread for you all to also not post in

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Alaois posted:

if only there was another thread for you all to also not post in

are you ever not angry

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