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FAUXTON posted:There's nothing to report, that's why I'd hate you. are you Paul Blart: Fund Cop
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cumshitter posted:dabe drove a champagne colored cadicallac escalade with champagne colored interiors until his failing body prevented him from being the baller fucker he was at 98 years old. i would commandeer that car every time i flew into town and that car was like a lead cloud. the spedometer would go down when it ook my foot off the gass when i was rolling downhill, thats how awesome that suburban tank of a car was It's cool he never traded her in for an Anna Nicole or whatever
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Nonsense posted:who gives a poo poo about violent soap opera, stop. game of thrones owns u edgy contrarian fucker
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tacodaemon posted:i wonder if there is any topic in the world where trump knows wtf he's talking about, like maybe the daily lineup on fox news or something floating on debt as a rich white man in america, how to be a con artist, how to entertain racists, where to get the most submissive western european mail order brides, age of consent laws around the world, what to do with poo poo lord sycophants when you no longer have a use for them, how to break the spirits of your children, how to make good reality tv, how to negotiate with bankers so that they pay you monthly for bankruptcy, how to get in touch with the mob, how to get out of the inevitable court cases that will follow, how to attack people with lawsuits, and finally how to bleed your personality of the concept of shame or honesty he has quite a bit to teach people, about eschewing humanity, and embracing both the practice of, and the fruits derived from, demonic tendencies
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apatheticman posted:Suicide Squad won an Oscar best sucking
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER NAME? LOCATION?  GOT AN INSTA ON THIS MAMA??
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Smythe posted:game of thrones owns u edgy contrarian fucker
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apatheticman posted:Suicide Squad won an Oscar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEiArM3lHw&t=14s e: i don't remember any movies anymore fuckit
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apatheticman posted:Suicide Squad won an Oscar abd deadool didn't
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are we some sorta, sucking squad cide??
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im not watching the oscars and not working it either. so gently caress off.
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apatheticman posted:Suicide Squad won an Oscar Lol election night all over again
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tacodaemon posted:i wonder if there is any topic in the world where trump knows wtf he's talking about, like maybe the daily lineup on fox news or something trump surrounds himself with morons and barks at anyone with any knowledge whatsoever until they leave his circle i was chilling with this girl a few weeks back and she was bitching about her coworkers. i jokingly told her she should tell them how great she is for fooling around with me and then a light bulb went off and i realized that all of my solutions to her problems involve bragging to people i don't know about how great i am. i realized this was a joke and we laughed about it trump is exactly the same, but he's beavis with that lightbulb that makes disconcerting electrical noises without actually light up
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OMG I WON BEST COSTUME
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Squizzle posted:best sucking It didn't even suck good
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I got my wife addicted to watching Yuma Kinoshita's mukbang.
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Mariana Horchata posted:DO IT I want to get one for the short commute to work, but I ought to wait a bit. Evil_Greven fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Feb 27, 2017 |
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Smythe posted:WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER NAME? LOCATION? rude
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Shawn Spice: "Mr. Trump, the press is asking for more... uh.... explanatory answers to their questions." Trump: "Have you tried telling them how great I am?" Spice: "Yes, sir, but they still ask the same questions." Trump: "Say it louder. BIng bong."
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deadgoon posted:http://www.salon.com/2017/02/26/virgin-america-why-young-adults-are-having-a-hard-time-getting-laid/ lmao millenials are the most failed generation. No homeownership, no retirement funds and even less sexy time than previous generations.
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deadgoon posted:http://www.salon.com/2017/02/26/virgin-america-why-young-adults-are-having-a-hard-time-getting-laid/ sounds right for a salon article
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Admiral Ray posted:are you Paul Blart: Fund Cop Basically, except interacting directly with clients is a no-no because of federal disclosure laws so I can't even get sassed by grade schoolers while I'm on my
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MariusLecter posted:Lol election night all over again Congrats to La La Land for sweeping then
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Idk if this was posted yet but I'm so angry right now https://mobile.twitter.com/brfreed/status/835989994405785601
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I can't wait to hear which oscar winner verbally obliterated Trump from facebook tomorrow.
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your job sound sreally cool fauxton. i loved crushing deals for teens who could barely afford to get on a bike because even if they really wanted a motorcycle i knew i was doing them a favor. i killed so many deals and god drat did it feel good rooting out scammers and criminals on the front of finance soundns fun as gently caress and i love your stories in the yospos bitcoin thread
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Baloogan posted:TRUMP!
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Baloogan posted:TRUMP! TRUMP
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Concerned Citizen posted:Idk if this was posted yet but I'm so angry right now Lol trump is such a chucklefuck he can't even get the waitstaff to serve him let alone finding loving cabinet staff
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Concerned Citizen posted:Idk if this was posted yet but I'm so angry right now no, that def wasn't posted yet was this posted yet 
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change my name posted:Congrats to La La Land for sweeping then La La Land was very bad
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etalian posted:La La Land was very bad I'm still keeping my fingers crossed for a surprise Moonlight win for best picture, but lol we know it's not gonna happen
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