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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > 2017 Oscars Thread - Tonight at 8:30pm EST
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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

 Samsung - Please buy our poo poo again, please?
Our stuff won't set your balls on fire anymore, we promise.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

marioinblack posted:

I don't think a single movie has won twice so far.

It's still early.

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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Josh Lyman posted:

"The only profession to celebrate what it means to live a life" is gonna get her SOOOOO much hate.

Yeah, that was an... odd quote in the midst of a good speech. Kinda jars with the rest as to how self serving it is, but this is the oscars, so...

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Man Junior Mints are really getting their moneys worth for that bit.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

marioinblack posted:

Mark Rylance is so classy, he pulls off that hat.

He won last year without even trying to campaign for the award.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Man Junior Mints are really getting their moneys worth for that bit.

not as much as they got out of that Seinfeld episode

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

DC Murderverse posted:

She's gonna be nominated for an Emmy next year for this speech.

Jimmy stole your joke

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

DC Murderverse posted:

She's gonna be nominated for an Emmy next year for this speech.

Go sue Jimmy for stealing your joke.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

DC Murderverse posted:

She's gonna be nominated for an Emmy next year for this speech.

They're reading the thread!

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

DC Murderverse posted:

She's gonna be nominated for an Emmy next year for this speech.

Jimmy is reading the thread!

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 alright Jimmy which user are you?

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DC Murderverse posted:

She's gonna be nominated for an Emmy next year for this speech.

Are you Jimmy Kimmel?? :stare:

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The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

DC Murderverse posted:

She's gonna be nominated for an Emmy next year for this speech.
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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

 Jimmy is gonna put the moooooves on Elaine.

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

not as much as they got out of that Seinfeld episode

Wasn't that Jujyfruits?

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Timby posted:

Wasn't that Jujyfruits?

Different ep

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Yo young Shirley McClaine looks like Carly Rae Jepsen

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Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

Timby posted:

Wasn't that Jujyfruits?

That was a different candy episode.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Timby posted:

Wasn't that Jujyfruits?

it's a junior mint

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Timby posted:

Wasn't that Jujyfruits?

That was a different episode. There was an episode in Season 4 I believe where Jerry and Kramer are watching a surgery be performed and Kramer drops a Junior Mint into the body.

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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

 Something, past lives, something something

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Why do they even do these stupid segments? The producers actually don't care about running long.

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Can we get Charlize Theron to play the new Logan because that woman don't age like she's sposed to.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Shirley McLane still got the good jokes.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 I don't know what's happening

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
 what the gently caress is even happening

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
 Charlize Theron is unbelievably loving gorgeous.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Fun Fact: The actual best foreign film is not nominated for this award even though it's lead is nominated for Best Actress.

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Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
 Well, this should be fun.

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Nucleic Acids posted:

That was a different candy episode.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 how much you wanna bet they gave it to the iranian film because of the travel ban

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Everyone wins their bets!

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 gently caress Donald Trump: The Award

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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

 Hold on to your butts.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

 Toni Erdmann deserved to win but I am no way surprised that Salesman won because of politics.

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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Another pretty good (and political) choice!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 This lady is gonna give Marlon Brando's Oscar back.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
gently caress Trump

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Wow everyone cheering and applauding the ban, where's your liberal Hollywood agenda now??? :smug:

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Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

 The Salesman ruled, ya dummies.

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