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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > 2017 Oscars Thread - Tonight at 8:30pm EST
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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

The REAL Goobusters posted:

remember when spotlight won best picture lmao

That really good movie last year? Yes.

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
This is so dumb

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Nilbop posted:

Zootopia is a movie about overcoming prejudice.

That's the problem, it's aged terribly

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Haha, they're all pretty much,"Yeah this isn't much of a surprise...."

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Not enough people are fainting.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
On a scale from zero to one how staged is this.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
This is worse than that time they ordered pizza

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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

remember when spotlight won best picture lmao

Honestly, not even.

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

spotlight was good. probably not best picture good, but good.

yeah I liked it too but it was definitely not the best picture of the year

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Detective Dog Dick
Oct 21, 2008

Detective Dog Dick

The REAL Goobusters posted:

remember when spotlight won best picture lmao

Haters vacate.

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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
I don't get this bit- they shut down like a four-block radius around the venue.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Who could have guessed this was lame

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
This old black dude is incredibly embarrassing. And probably a plant.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

On a scale from zero to one how staged is this.

11

That dude has his camera out before they even opened the door

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
 hell yes he just kisssed nicole kidman's hand

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Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
 What is the point of this?

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
So am I the only one who would be totally loving mortified if I got put on national television with zero warning?

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

The REAL Goobusters posted:

hell yes he just kisssed nicole kidman's hand

My man.

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silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Criminal Minded posted:

So am I the only one who would be totally loving mortified if I got put on national television with zero warning?

Good thing that didn't happen here!

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Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Put your phones down

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

The REAL Goobusters posted:

remember when spotlight won best picture lmao
Movies with Mark Ruffalo and Michael Keaton deserve to win all the Oscars :colbert:

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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Criminal Minded posted:

So am I the only one who would be totally loving mortified if I got put on national television with zero warning?

No you are not. This is painful...

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Denzel honestly looks better now than he did 10 years ago its crazy.

Black don't Crack is loving real.

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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
If you're on a Starline tour during the loving Oscars do you really care?

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

silvergoose posted:

Good thing that didn't happen here!

This entire night is about buying into nonsense, I'm rolling with it for the sake of argument

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Glumslinger posted:

This is worse than that time they ordered pizza

Was it the Oscars or the Emmys where Ellen bumped into Steve Martin, had an awkward,"Well how are you doing....?" interaction then turned to the camera and asked everybody to applaud Leslie Nielsen? :xd:

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
"I feel like you're ignoring the white celebrities."

*with pride* "I am indeed!"

loving hell.

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
 They let the normies in, this is The New Colossus for 2017

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Criminal Minded posted:

So am I the only one who would be totally loving mortified if I got put on national television with zero warning?
They had to sign a release when they boarded the bus.
Guaranteed.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Dang Jennifer Aniston's dress.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Holy poo poo, this is going on forever


Are they all make a wish dudes or something?

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Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
 Ok this has overstayed its welcome now.

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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
They need to pull the plug on this loving bit.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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lol who the hell are these random people

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 this is really goofy and kinda fun

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Wish that guy had asked Casey about the sexual assault.

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
 how is this not over

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

 ok ENOUGH OF THIS

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silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Revenant Threshold posted:

Ok this has overstayed its welcome now.

Overstayed it in the teaser segments.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Sorry we don't have time for you to thank your loving wife for standing by you, Jimmy had to do a version of one of his tv skits.

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