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Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
what do pirates have to do with assology

sorry i'm so dense

it's because of my church makin me stupid all these long years

gol dang jesus to heck, there i said it

to heck!

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

fits my needs posted:

yeah, well so did richard nixon and donald trump.

donald trump is a man who was born wearing overalls.



Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




texaholic posted:

booty is why I wake up everyday

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

singing that in that outfit is probably the only good thing trump has ever done

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

who's that hot young number on his arm

whoo wee

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Utz posted:

who's that hot young number on his arm

whoo wee


do u not know who that is

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



I like how when this bit was voted "best of the night", Don called Megan Mullally ecstatic that they won.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Utz posted:

what do pirates have to do with assology

sorry i'm so dense

it's because of my church makin me stupid all these long years

gol dang jesus to heck, there i said it

to heck!

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Utz posted:

who's that hot young number on his arm

whoo wee

you may be surprised to know that's the president of the united states ;)

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

triple sulk posted:

do u not know who that is

some kinda sharp-tongued sitcom actress

she spoke at my church once on the evils on onanism

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I wish Megan Mullally was president, and Offerman was our First Gentleman. That'd bring dignity to the White House.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Olbermann is my first gentleman

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
whoa squizz

i think i'm startin to get it

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
good to see that ol' squizzle content back

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
the president has a big rear end

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

Sir Tonk posted:

good to see that ol' squizzle content back

sometimes you have to prime the pump a little but its a reliable gusher once stimulated correctly

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


deadgoon posted:

the president has a big rear end

huge if true?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Utz posted:

whoa squizz

i think i'm startin to get it

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
aw yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fZuW-aJsg

it's pneumatic baby

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




deadgoon posted:

the president has a big rear end

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

fits my needs posted:

yeah, well so did richard nixon and donald trump.

donald trump is a man who was born wearing overalls.



lol looks like my dad if he wasnt a teetotaler

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
hey you butt whores here are some butt subreddits:

https://www.reddit.com/r/booty/
https://www.reddit.com/r/rear end/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pawg/
https://www.reddit.com/r/asstastic/
https://www.reddit.com/r/butt/
https://www.reddit.com/r/butts/
https://www.reddit.com/r/bootyshorts/
https://www.reddit.com/r/thongs/
https://www.reddit.com/r/whaletail/
https://www.reddit.com/r/butthole/
https://www.reddit.com/r/daisydukes/
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigasses/
https://www.reddit.com/r/assinthong/
https://www.reddit.com/r/rear end in a top hat/
https://www.reddit.com/r/assholebehindthong/
https://www.reddit.com/r/facedownassup/

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
What's up thread, 1800 posts since this morning seems like a lot for a Sunday

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/836050070969667584

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mABuS9eSWnQ

prob the best coke song ever made

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



sorry, I only read r/incel

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

slooty over booty

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sir Tonk posted:

good to see that ol' squizzle content back

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

C-Euro posted:

What's up thread, 1800 posts since this morning seems like a lot for a Sunday

read every single one and find out

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Utz posted:

what do pirates have to do with assology

sorry i'm so dense

it's because of my church makin me stupid all these long years

gol dang jesus to heck, there i said it

to heck!

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Nichael posted:

sorry, I only read r/incel

Oh nice, hey what's the reddit for people who claim they're volcel but everyone knows they're incel, asking for a friend!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



gosh I kind of think he won because of a broken culture that normalized hate and ignorance, but maybe the oscars played a part???

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Utz posted:

what do pirates have to do with assology

sorry i'm so dense

it's because of my church makin me stupid all these long years

gol dang jesus to heck, there i said it

to heck!

an rear end pirate is someone who searches the seven seas for the finest buttholes

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice



:hai: if u actually get this joke

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The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

#resist
NoBanNoWall
#Stillwithher

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