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DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

The only way this could be better is if this were about Stuck on Me.

except Stuck on Me was better than We Bought a Zoo

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

All of these were a setup for this gag

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Jimmy Kimmel sures rags on that Matt Damon guy a lot.... he must be on crew for his show or something

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Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

lmao I love that Jimmy Kimmel has spent half his night just dunking on Matt Damon

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Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

This is great

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

If anybody with video editing skills could edit the Christopher Walken speech from Pulp Fiction into that Rolex commercial, that would be great.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"And guest" :lol:

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/EricDSnider/status/836040501245587458

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Criminal Minded posted:

lmao I love that Jimmy Kimmel has spent half his night just dunking on Matt Damon

You mean 10 years.

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Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

...And guest.

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

And Guest. Hahahahaha

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Baronash: Feb 29, 2012; So what do you want to be called?

"And guest"

loving great

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DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

"two-time academy award winner Ben Affleck and guest"

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

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The REAL Goobusters: Apr 25, 2008

Ok this was good

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Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

And guest

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Jerusalem posted:

"And guest"

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

They started playing him off, ahaha

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Hahaha playing him off

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Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

I forgot how much taller Affleck is than Matt Damon

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an adult beverage: Aug 13, 2005; 1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

This is the best bit of the night.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

lol

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Ovo: Dec 20, 2008; Life Rules

"Really?"

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

They're really committing to this poo poo

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DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

everything else tonight is completely worth it for all the making GBS threads on Matt Damon

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

This is pretty great trolling.

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Mental Hospitality: Jan 5, 2011

We want to go home. :lol:

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Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

I love everything about this

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Weaponized Autism: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!; Hair Elf

Damon is getting shitted on so much

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I love the Kimmel/Damon feud.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

lmao

it is 11:30 ya know

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The REAL Goobusters: Apr 25, 2008

This bit was loving hilarious

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Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

The Lobster got a nod!

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resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

If the Lobster doesn't win this, I'm gonna spit.

e: PTOOOIE!

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DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I love the Kimmel/Damon feud.

it is the kind of long-term running joke you need to successfully host a late-night show. See: Paul Rudd's clips on Conan

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Yeah that screenplay was real good

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an adult beverage: Aug 13, 2005; 1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

major upset alert

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

a great and well deserved win for Not La La Land

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Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

The Lobster was my second favourite movie I saw in 2015! (Green Room was third)

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

a great and well deserved win for Not La La Land

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