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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > 2017 Oscars Thread - Tonight at 8:30pm EST
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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
la la land was a very good, enjoyable movie but i don't understand why it's best picture

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

 I haven't even seen this movie and I already feel like I'm going to be terribly disappointed by it.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Warren Beatty gives the speech about increasing diversity being reflected at the Oscars and then the award goes to white people saving jazz lol
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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




 i am shocked that hollywood decided to jerk itself off

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

The Glumslinger posted:

He was debating whether he could get away with announcing a different movie

"And the award goes to...

It's a surprise write in victory for Rules Don't Apply! I don't know how this happened!"

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
 I'll tally the winner for the contest tomorrow, by the way, I'm passing the gently caress out after this.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So is this the biggest hollywood BJ since Shakespeare in Love?

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

banned from Starbucks posted:

i am shocked that hollywood decided to jerk itself off

The Birdman Principle

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
"Bold and Diverse Work" says the man who just won over loving Moonlight.

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Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

 This was supposed to be Shin Godzilla's award!

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Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

corn on the cop posted:

la la land was a very good, enjoyable movie but i don't understand why it's best picture

yup. great movie, but...

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

The Glumslinger posted:

So is this the biggest hollywood BJ since Shakespeare in Love?

Argo gently caress yourself

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
 at least lin manuel and meryl streep didn't win

and suicide squad/fantastic beasts took awards :lol:

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RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004
 La La Land, more like Blah Blah Land.

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Warren Beatty gives the speech about increasing diversity being reflected at the Oscars and then the award goes to white people saving jazz lol

When other ethnicities do it it's progressiveness and melting pot culture, when white folks do it it's racism and cultural appropriation. Awesome.

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MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
....did they read the wrong award?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 HOLY gently caress! :stare:

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Teenage Fansub posted:

This was supposed to be Shin Godzilla's award!
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Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
 WHAT THE gently caress

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH WHAT

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Darko
Dec 23, 2004

 What the gently caress

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
 WHAT THE ACTUAL gently caress

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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
HOLY poo poo

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MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

MJBuddy posted:

....did they read the wrong award?

Holy. poo poo.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 WAIT WHAT THE gently caress

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
 WHAT THE gently caress

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Warren Beatty gives the speech about increasing diversity being reflected at the Oscars and then the award goes to white people saving jazz lol

HOLY loving poo poo

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
What in the actual gently caress?

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
lol what

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
WHAT THE gently caress

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
whaaaaaattt

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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

 WHAT THE gently caress!?!?!?!

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
HOLY gently caress



No

what

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Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
 HOLY poo poo

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LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want

 Fine. Now all the people who bitched about "Crash" beating "Brokeback Mountain" can aim their scorn at "La La Land" for besting "Moonlight." Go for it - the film deserves it.

EDIT: HOLY poo poo

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Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
 HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
 hahahahah

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
WHAT

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weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



 uhhhhhhhhh

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