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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Criminal Minded posted:

lmao white people just got trolled and it's a wesome

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Wub a Dub Sub
Feb 13, 2012


to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind

there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all youll find

so im never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythem...
wtf is happening the stream im watching is dying

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please have Faye Dunaway come out with a mic shouting,"HOLD UP I HAVE NEWS!"

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Criminal Minded posted:

lmao white people just got trolled and it's a wesome

you mean this entire thread, yourself included?

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


HO?LY gently caress

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
There's Trump's tweet tomorrow morning

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

DC Murderverse posted:

La La Land Blew A 3-1 Lead

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
What a loving poo poo show.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
"They're gone"

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
God this is soooooo delicious

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

This is amazing.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Welp no more geriatrics to read best picture anymore.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Still can't tell if this was scripted or they knew it couldn't go to la la land

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(

LASTCAR posted:

Fine. Now all the people who bitched about "Crash" beating "Brokeback Mountain" can aim their scorn at "La La Land" for besting "Moonlight." Go for it - the film deserves it.

EDIT: HOLY poo poo



:lol: forever

Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Was Bettey drunk reading Moresa Tomei's actress card?

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Grapplejack posted:

you mean this entire thread, yourself included?

Yes

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Just lmao if you think that wasn't scripted

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Wub a Dub Sub posted:

wtf is happening the stream im watching is dying

They put the Best Actress card in the Best Picture envelope

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
This made the entire ceremony worth it.

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004
A second Oscar Winner has just hit the stage!

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

an adult beverage posted:

How loving senile are Warren and Faye?

He just financed and starred in a film where he played Howard Hughes, but 20 years younger.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Jiro posted:

Welp no more geriatrics to read best picture anymore.

They gave him the wrong envelope lmao someone is getting super fired

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wub a Dub Sub posted:

wtf is happening the stream im watching is dying

They double-printed Emma Stone's best actress win for La La Land. Warren Beatty saw it and was confused, showed it to Faye, and La La Land was announced as the winner. Halfway through the speech Warren and Jimmy came back over with the actual winner and the guy in the middle of his speech cut off with,"....oh Moonlight won...."

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Sidney Poitier would have read the right name.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Marisa Tomei'd.

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
I can't handle two superbowls in one year

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Harlock posted:

Still can't tell if this was scripted or they knew it couldn't go to la la land

I thought Denzel was going to leap on stage and pull a Kanye or something after losing to Affleck and then La La Land winning

Gumbercules
Jan 12, 2004

These aren't my lamps. These have feet.
Well, now we finally know what happens when they read the wrong name. I guess Marisa Tomei is finally off the hook!

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
They literally took the award away from the la la land people and gave it to moonlight

:hellyeah:

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Weird what happens when you put liberals in charge

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

DC Murderverse posted:

La La Land Blew A 3-1 Lead

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

b-minus1 posted:

Just lmao if you think that wasn't scripted

There's a point where being cynical just seems completely nonsensical. This is entirely legit damage control.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

General Dog posted:

If there was going to be a split, it would have been the other way around imo

Welp, that was a weird outcome

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/836082371392843776

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

That was totally worth watching almost 4 hours of this poo poo.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
SOMEONE MAKE THE DEWEY BEATS TRUMAN EDIT

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

I bet Warren Beatty read the card the New York Times provided.

Jesus, what a loving poo poo show Hollywood.

Way to curb stomp a moment.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Kind of a shame, lala land was the pretty obvious choice but moonlight was a good film

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

ephori posted:

I can't handle two superbowls in one year

If it was the superbowl it would have been the other way around

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
I still think "we lost by the way" is the best thing said at the Oscars.

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