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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

hey did you not see who we just elected what kind of fuckass question is this

ethical guidelines seem like something you should really lay out BEFORE the seven-dicked elephant men take over greenland

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knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

change my name posted:

nevermind!!!! the superior movie ended up winning

lol furiously typing as soon as its called so tat I don't cstch their mistake in time

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
GOD. IS. REAL. AND HE VISITED THE OSCARS 2017 AND MADE THE DEVIL LEAVE

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

awkward white noise page number post

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
"if we give everyone enormous power can we trust them?" asks man in the middle of a rioting mob. "I just don't think we have enough to data to tell whether humans will go on to make the world worse or better with this" he said, referring to the far reaching consequences of allowing teenagers to grow bacteria in the shape of a huge penis.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

sullat posted:

I forget exactly. Not Q, some other ancient power that remakes things in its own image. But not interesting enough to be a recurring theme. Dunno why I was reminded of it, except that Picard had to dress up in weird tribal gear and it was very dull.

You're talking about "Masks" where an ancient Sun Goddess program takes over Data and Picard has to dress up as an ancient Moon God to stop her.


a.lo posted:

is that the one where picard lives a second life for 70 years and when he finally comes to it was like only 15 minutes?

No, that's Inner Light.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Slamhound posted:

You're talking about "Masks" where an ancient Sun Goddess program takes over Data and Picard has to dress up as an ancient Moon God to stop her.

somehow they made this boring

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

"if we give everyone enormous power can we trust them?" asks man in the middle of a rioting mob. "I just don't think we have enough to data to tell whether humans will go on to make the world worse or better with this" he said, referring to the far reaching consequences of allowing teenagers to grow bacteria in the shape of a huge penis.

you know what would be an overuse of power, if we stopped any stoned kid from being able to gently caress with genes

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/836083148274429953

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Baloogan posted:

somehow they made this boring

Exactly, which is why it's a good one to fall asleep to.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
PENIS ACRES

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

lol used my gene ray on your mom and now your little brother is going to be half-giraffe

epic prankz

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Slamhound posted:

No, that's Inner Light.

Ahhh, thanks.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


it's called manscaping

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Slamhound posted:

You're talking about "Masks" where an ancient Sun Goddess program takes over Data and Picard has to dress up as an ancient Moon God to stop her.


No, that's Inner Light.

inner light is extremely good when very high on an edible

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I hope November 9th, 2016 was a mix up and actually McMuffin won all 50 states.

Solarin posted:

I think it was 100% him bullying the poo poo out of the terrible republican candidates in the primaries. once people saw him humiliate the elites that they hate he was set

The solution is actually more bullying
It totally was this. If the Democrats get a bully who is funny, they win. Rob Smigel 2020.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

so do scientists sign a contract locking them in a perpetual state of hopeless naivete or what

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

sullat posted:

Exactly, which is why it's a good one to fall asleep to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=486zGQIyaUE

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

somehow they made this boring

i think it was supposed to be a big episode for spiner to show his range or w/e but ends up being waaaaaay worse than brothers for that

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Office Pig posted:

so do scientists sign a contract locking them in a perpetual state of hopeless naivete or what

you mean grad school?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


A trump resort opening 2018

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

oh no, we suck again

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

why does the holodeck malfunction so much anyway

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

donald j, trump fuckin SUCKS

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
weve always sucked

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




season four has so much family type content including an episode titled family

one of the five best tng eps btw

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Yinlock posted:

why does the holodeck malfunction so much anyway

teenagers messing with it trying to unlock sex mode

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
note: all pedophiles are trekkies

ipso facto trekkies are pedophiles

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


:ohdear:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Yinlock posted:

why does the holodeck malfunction so much anyway

narrative thrives on conflict or challenge

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Office Pig posted:

so do scientists sign a contract locking them in a perpetual state of hopeless naivete or what

basically.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Yinlock posted:

why does the holodeck malfunction so much anyway

Probably because they keep downloading porn with malware on it. Just like the computers at work, really.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

teenagers Barclay messing with it trying to unlock sex mode

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Yinlock posted:

why does the holodeck malfunction so much anyway

there can only be so many aliens that have planets that look exactly like an already built set so the holodeck lets them stretch the budget

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Yinlock posted:

why does the holodeck malfunction so much anyway

poo poo's complicated

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

narrative thrives on conflict or challenge

i just feel like your entertainment system shouldn't have a "life-threatening" setting

its like if i accidentally kicked my ps4 and it launched knives at me

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
ah gently caress the ai got malware and now spends all it's time using the matter compiler to create giant dildo's with "STARFLEETFUCK.XXX" stamped on them

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i wish reality were more like cartoons in the specific sense that people's eyes would turn into X's when they die

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
drudge droopy got da scoop

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Yinlock posted:

i just feel like your entertainment system shouldn't have a "life-threatening" setting

its like if i accidentally kicked my ps4 and it launched knives at me
Celebrity Apprentice turned out to be pretty loving disastrous.

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