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Quavers posted:Gamespot: " Star Citizen Adds New Ship, As Funding Passes $144 Million - Say hello to the A4A Hurricane." quote:Im 'm pretty happy with SC. I singed up last year when the 3.0 footage was shown off but I can see why some people aren't into it. It'll get finished eventually now their using Amazon's software and servers its like the biggest game using their stuff so Amazon has a vested interest in it not failing. 
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Quoting from forever ago but: "We have such sights to show you."
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I think I really want SC to be released and then all the chariots to have their prices divided by 100 or so in the cash store because the development is funded already. The tears would be amazing.
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Feb 27, 2017 07:27
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Minnesota Mixup posted:Star citizen is the most realistic game ever made. Is this the moment the friendly NPC reveals himself as an alien shape-shifting abomination that plans to destroy you and everything you ever loved?
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Feb 27, 2017 07:53
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SelenicMartian posted:The really final gift from the latest AtV. from the past, but this is real real good
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Feb 27, 2017 07:59
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AbstractNapper posted:Is this the moment the friendly NPC reveals himself as an alien shape-shifting abomination that plans to destroy you and everything you ever loved? You've opened the Crobberts Configuration. They've come to show you pleasures and pains indivisible.
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Feb 27, 2017 08:25
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Maybe they should concentrate on mastering smaller words themselves, like "co-opt" Also some basic grammar children learn immediately in school
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You're all invited to my rooftop Switch party this weekend by the way
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Feb 27, 2017 11:56
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Feb 27, 2017 11:58
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Goobs posted:
Ha! Even their automated email responses are unfinished and poorly thought out. 
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Feb 27, 2017 12:03
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https://twitter.com/_Jack_Assery/status/835958609846611968
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I would love to see all the SC "body horror" imagery in one museum exhibit. The stretched man (drrrrr). The twisted wrist nightmare. The homoerotic, head spinning, John Carpenter's The Thing atrocity. The floating eyeball spaceman. You could call the exhibition, "Piss Chris".
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Feb 27, 2017 12:42
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Mr Fronts posted:I would love to see all the SC "body horror" imagery in one museum exhibit. Someone needs to do a (probably incredibly difficult and complicated) script to auto-edit the Ferris Bueller gallery scene where you just upload images and it spits out a video I had the idea, that's like 90% of the work, now go program it someone! I'm just like Chris!
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Feb 27, 2017 12:51
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Sabreseven posted:Ha! Even their automated email responses are unfinished and poorly thought out. How do you gently caress up a Zendesk canned response?
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Streetroller posted:How do you gently caress up a Zendesk canned response? Well being CIG I guess it takes four people three days to make that happen. By the way, without doxxing, was the name "Chris Roberts" and the job "Chairman"?
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Feb 27, 2017 13:11
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Fatkraken posted:Someone needs to do a (probably incredibly difficult and complicated) script to auto-edit the Ferris Bueller gallery scene where you just upload images and it spits out a video You forgot to wave your hands about vaguely, you hack
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Feb 27, 2017 13:20
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I think CR expanded the scope of the PU and made Squadron 42 a seperate game so he could build his company up to where he wanted it to be. Now that he got his AAA game company for free, I expect things to be developed a lot faster in 2017 and beyond. But, will see. In the end, I'm almost as excited to maybe read a book about how he was able to accomplish building a multimillion dollar company solely on backer pledges than I am about the game.
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Feb 27, 2017 13:29
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I was thinking about this sort of person a few days ago. Story time. When I was a kid, I got super excited about the stuff I was getting for xmas or birthdays. So much so, I'd make things to play with the new stuff in preparation, usually out of cereal boxes. This is like that. Except these people aren't doing stuff with discarded card, they're spending thousands of dollars on tech that they don't even know will be compatible. They are also adults.
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Feb 27, 2017 13:31
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The Inquisition in the Peninsula didn't give a gently caress about cats or witches, what they were concerned about where hidden jews and muslims. Witch trials were a protestant thing, the Inquisition knew there were no real witches. /derail
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Feb 27, 2017 13:49
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Literally a religion.
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Minnesota Mixup posted:Did anyone post this yet because I just laughed for like 5 minutes Poe's Law.
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Goobs posted:
Yes but they're clearly hiring.
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Minnesota Mixup posted:Did anyone post this yet because I just laughed for like 5 minutes I liked that one.
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Streetroller posted:How do you gently caress up a Zendesk canned response? I don't think I ever saw this linked in the thread but I listened to the one hour interview with you in the background the other day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pCpHIAE-3Q Kinda fun. However this is the the correct way to describe SA to the media.
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MeLKoR posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/5vr4t2/in_time_for_the_upcoming_major_update_you_can_now/de46rz5/ Yup. But each time we say it, and show evidence of them actually doing it, the cowardly bastards lie about it. 
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 I watched a SC stream once. The guy posted his referral link. I clicked it and gave SC an email-address, a nickname, a password and 0$. I'm a Star Citizen. I backed the game.
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Feb 27, 2017 14:57
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Who the gently caress spend at least a grand on a setup only to go with twinsticks instead of a real HOTAS ? Good luck using that Nostromos POS with VR. The only way i could justify this is a shared setup with a lefty and a righty playing at the same rig but we all know Citizens lives alone and you cant share twin packs.
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aleksendr posted:Who the gently caress spend at least a grand on a setup only to go with twinsticks instead of a real HOTAS ? Good luck using that Nostromos POS with VR. On the other hand that trombone in the corner could come in handy when Star Citizen is cancelled.
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Virtual Captain posted:On the other hand that trombone in the corner could come in handy when Star Citizen is cancelled. Unless they do something illegal or get sued into oblivion i think SC is in the "too big to fail" territory. Even if they completely vanish from public eye a few thousand of hardcore spergs are willing to give them 10$ a month forever for a buggy tech demo, so expect them to be around as a comedy source for a long, long time.
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https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/835861811589234688 I take it these sales numbers are accurate as possible with CIG's farce of transparency. I've gotta think the Hurricane did not live up to CIGs sales hopes, the prospector sold like poo poo despite being the one of the 2 dedicated mining vehicles. But ok probably not a lot of players are interested in mining, a (what looks to be) overpowered starter ship should get the money flowing again right!? As things become more desperate, I imagine we may some insane concept jpegs. quote:The Hurricane is currently scheduled to become flight-ready later this year. Because it is a smaller spacecraft, which uses the existing Anvil design aesthetic and dogfighting mechanics already tested in the Star Citizen Alpha, we expect it to come online earlier in the pipeline.
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aleksendr posted:Who the gently caress spend at least a grand on a setup only to go with twinsticks instead of a real HOTAS ? Good luck using that Nostromos POS with VR. also, if youre going to spend big bucks on a setup like this, lol if youre using mechanical sticks. force sensing is so much better.
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trucutru posted:So what happened to Octopode anyways? Did he get kidnapped by ex-KGB or what? Alright. You may not believe this, but it's 110% true. One night at the DOD we were working late. I was polishing server racks and Octopode was developing the newest version of Windows 11 by himself during his smoke break. His normal job of keeping mankind safe can be boring, as he stops international terrorists via hacking their cellphones and making them explode as just one of the many thousands of things he does; when not giving advice to the Chiefs of Staff and President. One of his crafted hacks got out to the public though, that's why the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 can't be used anymore. But he's just THAT kind of awesome.  So this one night, he comes to me and says, "My people need me. I believe in Star Citizen, but not enough." And then he jumped out the fourth story window and I kid you not but he lit a jet pack and flew off into the night, heading east. The only thing left is the sick burn marks he left behind here, and on the side of the building.
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I like the guy wearing cold weather clothes with flip flops. https://twitter.com/discolando/status/835295776502775808/photo/1
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That doesn't even look like Crobblers. Also: quote:Hurricane Sale This is from their newsletter they mail out. Their lore people are complete poo poo. Hey guys it's a 200 year old design but it's still better than anything we currently have...
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Lladre posted:That doesn't even look like Crobblers. Brb preparing my trebuchet 
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Lladre posted:Their lore people are complete poo poo. Hey, write what you know. To a lore writer working in the CIG offices, interminable development cycles with not much to show for it is the most realistic sci-fi space engineering timeline imaginable.
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Lladre posted:That doesn't even look like Crobblers. I believe Ben usually writes that stuff.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I believe Ben usually writes that stuff. I'm just guessing here but would 200 years ago be in the wing Commander timeline?
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