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Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

TotalLossBrain posted:

This is very low-energy.
This is the ebb-tibe. 01:21 on a Monday morning means we're still, what, five whole hours away from fresh lols?

Gotta fill the time somehow, we're on a 24-Hour LOL-Cycle here.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Donald was right: We'd get tired of winning.

Stop winning for a while, Don :( It hurts.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Last Week Tonight's main segment was on the ACA, and it was so "OMFG I am so goddamn hosed" I'll take any lols I can get.

I am well and truly hosed, and I don't even have it as bad as so many others.

Um, lol!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Dr. Faustus posted:

Last Week Tonight's main segment was on the ACA, and it was so "OMFG I am so goddamn hosed" I'll take any lols I can get.

I am well and truly hosed, and I don't even have it as bad as so many others.

Um, lol!

Lol Turmp is going to destroy the world

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dr. Faustus posted:

Last Week Tonight's main segment was on the ACA, and it was so "OMFG I am so goddamn hosed" I'll take any lols I can get.

I am well and truly hosed, and I don't even have it as bad as so many others.

Um, lol!

heres a lol: its not too likely but california might unilaterally create no-foolin' single-payer for residents as a rage-fueled backlash against trump & congress which would be a hilarious own & good

like the bill is in the state assembly atm, all because _donald_j_trump_is_president_usa_ lmfao

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
the ballot measure to do that in CO got stomped by an 80% margin even though hillary carried that state so don't count your chickens before they hatch

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

that'd be the "not too likely" part in the post i made that you diD"T READ APPARENTLY

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
oh yeah well your mother

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also there are exactly three people who live in colorado: wannabe cowboy hillfucks, rich dino-rear end neolib suburbanites, and ski bums, and only the first two vote on anything non-weed-related

so ueah im not surprised single payer got nuked at the ballot box

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Remember when democracy was healthy enough for the President to sit through some jokes at his expense while having a big fancy party with the people who are supposed to be covering him?

Well, Obama was on in the jokes.
Trump is the joke.

So I guess I can somehow understand, why he isn't attending.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

we got plenty of those three categories in CA too but we have other people as well. CO does not, 100% of residents fit one of those three categories

Sudbina
Mar 17, 2009
Lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

proof of concept posted:

Why doesn't NYC high society love me?
*tucks in improvised napkin-bib*
They're all just idiots
*slathers steak*
Low IQ. SAD!
*succession of loud fart noises from ketchup squeezy bottle interrupts conversation at nearby tables*
They're all just jealous at how sophisticated I am!
*tablemate regards ketchup flecks on his own food and clothing with a frown*
And why are steak knives always so dull?

This reads like A Confederacy of Dunces.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Single payer might be a stretch but I don't get why they don't at least try the public option. It's like yeah lets see private insurance hang with a competitor that undercuts them by 20% for the simple reason they don't have to pay out to shareholders.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Here in the Post itt thread we pull ourselves up by our lolstraps.

and in less than three hours we can expect the United States Commander-In-Chief, the President of The Unites States of America, @realDonaldTrump to get down to the Nation's business: Rage-tweeting about the Oscars.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Dr. Faustus posted:

Here in the Post itt thread we pull ourselves up by our lolstraps.

and in less than three hours we can expect the United States Commander-In-Chief, the President of The Unites States of America, @realDonaldTrump to get down to the Nation's business: Rage-tweeting about the Oscars.

Not even he gives a gently caress about them.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

this is a bit like living in a Phillip K Dick novel lol

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
Well, that's great. That's just fuckin' great, man! Now what the gently caress are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty poo poo now, man!

That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the gently caress are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?


has anyone posted this yet, because it's p relevant even tho it's late

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

welcome to Lol Lol Land

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

we got plenty of those three categories in CA too but we have other people as well. CO does not, 100% of residents fit one of those three categories

False. You forget all of the increasingly paranoid anti-authoritarians and radicals living in basement apartments up and down the front range. Also, all of the scientists and forest people.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

proof of concept posted:

the ballot measure to do that in CO got stomped by an 80% margin even though hillary carried that state so don't count your chickens before they hatch

That's because it was a loving terrible amendment with very little in the way of provisional requirements about the qualifications of who would be in charge of it

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Soho Joe posted:

Well, that's great. That's just fuckin' great, man! Now what the gently caress are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty poo poo now, man!

That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the gently caress are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

It's even better when you consider the line that comes later:

Well why don't you put her in charge?!?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
it's amazing how he keeps people distracted with clownish behaviour and steaks while passing through horrible laws.

an art if you will.

the 'are these black people your friends?' to a black reporter, grandpa press conference was just...

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thathonkey posted:

the well done steak thing. i cant get it out of my head. it's worse than when he killed that little girl almost

Huh? Some hyperbole, it's not like he actually killed... Oh, right, yeah he did.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
rich old racist grandpa ruler.. trump is the American prince phillip? lol

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Pawn 17 posted:

Not even he gives a gently caress about them.
Actually, POTUS is well-known for wanting to glom on Hollywood celebrities as much or more than Bill Clinton was said to be, except they actually loved Bill. Trump has had to take this anti-celebrity stance due to his base, and I'm sure there's plenty of "sour grapes" to make him call Meryl Streep "over-rated" for criticizing him.

Just like he wanted to be accepted by the NYC elite but could never understand how to be accepted or fit in because charity and good taste are two things he will never understand, much less demonstrate.

He gives all the fucks.

lol

Ayn Randi posted:

rich old racist grandpa ruler.. trump is the American prince phillip? lol
Well, one is "royalty," the other just wishes he was, and is actively trying to make that reality in the U.S.A. Haha!

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Feb 27, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Donald Trump of all people destroyed 2 political dynasties when getting elected lol

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835610917568200705

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835814988686233601

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Jose posted:

Donald Trump of all people destroyed 2 political dynasties when getting elected lol

god drat lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

we're going to hear about the election for 4 years straight lmao

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

proof of concept posted:

we're going to lol for 4 years straight lmao

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

I wish people wouldn't react to Trump's nightly 3-6am tweets except for telling him to go to bed or making jokes about his incontinence

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


lorn Wayne posted:

it's amazing how he keeps people distracted with clownish behaviour and steaks while passing through horrible laws.

Has Trump actually done anything that makes an official law yet other than swipe at the low hanging fruit of executive orders?

The only one I can think of is the bill that let him appoint Mattis, but I can't think of anything since.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Katana Gomai posted:

I wish people wouldn't react to Trump's nightly 3-6am tweets except for telling him to go to bed or making jokes about his incontinence
Do you understand that when POTUS speaks, no matter how, he speaks as the United States of America? When he makes a statement, it's policy (except his VP and cabinet people are saying, "NO, THE USA DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE TAKING YOUR OIL! NO, IT'S NOT A MILITARY ACTION!" and Trump has to say "I only used the One-China policy as a bargaining chip - No I never questioned the One-China foreign policy!")

This is why there is a real concern that deleting tweets is deleting "Presidential records" in possible violation of established U.S. law.

This has never been a problem before. Donald Trump is POTUS.

LOL, get it?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

I get it and don't worry, I lol'd. Mostly at the fact that he will never be prosecuted for breaking the records act, or any other law, for that matter :laugh:

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Tace Vim posted:

this is a bit like living in a Phillip K Dick novel lol

But, as has been said just before, a Phillip K Dick novel with Ignatius J Reilly as the protagonist.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Im tired of all these lols. is it time to set everything on fire?

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Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

lorn Wayne posted:

it's amazing how he keeps people distracted with clownish behaviour and steaks while passing through horrible laws.

an art if you will.

the 'are these black people your friends?' to a black reporter, grandpa press conference was just...

more openly racist poo poo then you can handle? Welcome to the club, my friend..

Multilake fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Feb 27, 2017

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Multilake posted:

more openly racist poo poo then you can handle? Welcome to the club, my friend..

thanks i'm having a cool fun time here.

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