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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I still can't get over the phrase "american carnage."

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




i accidnetally saw some stuff before that, did i just get ludovico'd?

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010


hillary clinton is good

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Kurtofan posted:

bush looks happy like a pig in poo poo :unsmith:

but not as happy as ed balls

Well he's no longer going to be remembered as the worst president in history so of course he's happy.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

punchymcpunch posted:

nuclear winter will leave the world well done but unfortunately catsup will be in short supply
ketchup, however, will still be around in great volumes

ArmZ posted:

"I have put a stop to this American Carnage. America is great and first again all because of what a great president I am. I turned this country around in record time and should be president for life. Everything is great, just ignore all this fake news from failing lying liberals. All i do is Win."
I admire such optimism about what he's going to say, unfortunately...

Jagged Jim posted:

Well he's no longer going to be remembered as the worst president in history so of course he's happy.
he himself kind of confirmed as much :stonklol:

Anime Schoolgirl fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Feb 27, 2017

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Anime Schoolgirl posted:

who's the bigger cuck, elon musk or mark zuckerberg

*puts liberalism in a museum, where it belongs*

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
It's cool that trumps budget will gut the EPA, sec, any and all regulatory committees and just out of spite cut off pbs/cpb funds so brown kids no more learn good -- unless they can afford a devos charter school.

The money saved will go towards militarizing our police forces and deputizing militias to hunt illegals.

God hates us :iia:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

rudatron posted:

what would pure MAGA look like? What does it taste like?

I feel like it'd have to be slightly carcinogenic, really fatty, but kind of a guilty pleasure for the right people

Fried benzene clathrates

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Brown Menace posted:

*puts liberalism in a museum, where it belongs*

I dunno man, I think it belongs in a burning dumpster

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

The Brown Menace posted:

*puts liberalism in a museum, where it belongs*
on the bright side, race will have no meaning when our skin collectively sloughs off after nuclear exchange, leaving our sensitive tissues exposed for the rest of the human race's existence

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

ArmZ posted:

I still can't get over the phrase "american carnage."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO4kxPaH2HU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XJIwjoiHSw

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Philip Rivers posted:

hillary clinton is good

AT LOSING!

SHES A LOSER!

LOSER!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Bert Roberge posted:

How is everyone this beautiful morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I thought it said "libertarianism," that's what belongs in the burning dumpster

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hilarity clintwon't

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Iron Crowned posted:

I thought it said "libertarianism," that's what belongs in the burning dumpster
that's kind of where it went, remember the tea party

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




I watched the whole thing and I'm not nearly high enough for this

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Bert Roberge posted:

How is everyone this beautiful morning?

I mistook a black can of beer in my fridge for a coke zero and so I ended up driving to work with a parched mouth and illegal open container. So I'm doing great.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


If you fuckabee where will the epipen go? In your balls?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Why is this place called the suck zone now?

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

Why is this place called the suck zone now?

Because everything sucks.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tenderjerk posted:

i realized last night that turmp is giving a state of the union address :mrwhite:

technically its just an address to a joint session this year, no according to hoyle sotu until next year if hes still potus :engleft:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



welcome to the suck

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

Why is this place called the suck zone now?

because keith ellison is not the head of the dnc and instead, only the deputy head

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Business Gorillas posted:

Why is this place called the suck zone now?

I think the better question why wasn't it always the suck zone?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

tadashi posted:

I mistook a black can of beer in my fridge for a coke zero and so I ended up driving to work with a parched mouth and illegal open container. So I'm doing great.

This sounds like a good morning.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Business Gorillas posted:

Why is this place called the suck zone now?
zdr sinusoided between blaming leftists for hillary's failed election campaign and realizing that capitalism supplanted by socioeconomic aid programs is good, actually

still don't know why he didn't rename it the cuck zone, after the most celebrated IK

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i miss the cat rage already

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
posting in tha Suck z0ne on the Sex Page

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Philip Rivers posted:

because keith ellison is not the head of the dnc and instead, only the deputy head

Along with three other people who are vice chairs

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/836208059806547970

it begins

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Philip Rivers posted:

hillary clinton is good

...NOT!

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

it's easy for conservatives that have nominal amounts of patriotism to show their shriveled up balls when they don't have to worry about elections

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Oh he said that today? Not like fifteen years ago?

Anyway yeah, maybe more actual elected officials should speak out maybe.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i keyed a college student's car, under the assumption that they did not vote straight-R

sorry if u were a college republican, whoever u are

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Business Gorillas posted:

Why is this place called the suck zone now?

come over tonight and I'll show you

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


SUCC

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Samurai Sanders posted:

Oh he said that today? Not like fifteen years ago?
tbf bush 43 at least had the foresight to have the military and administration not tell the press things for the most part as opposed to blatantly attacking the press

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

deadgoon posted:

sorry if u were a college republican, whoever u are

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


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